Opinion Make Smuggling Great Again - Canada’s ultimate retaliation for Trump’s tariffs will be to turn ordinary Americans who cross the border to shop for cheaper goods into latter-day bootleggers.

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By David Frum
April 4, 2025, 3:15 PM ET

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Illustration by The Atlantic. Source: Getty.

President Donald Trump’s high-tariff regime will impose higher prices and lower growth on Americans. It will have another effect that nobody in the administration seems to have considered at all: a tsunami of smuggling.

In a few days’ time, every desirable consumer good will be dramatically more expensive in the United States than on world markets. Flat-screen TVs, athletic shoes, video-game equipment, even household basics such as coffee, toilet paper, and soy sauce—all will soon cost 20, 25, 35 percent more than they cost on world markets.

Trump has just opened perhaps the greatest arbitrage opportunity in the history of world trade. His effort to repeat the Smoot-Hawley tariffs of the 1930s will also replicate the cross-border bootlegging of alcohol during Prohibition.

From around the world, goods will flow to American black markets. That flow will overwhelm U.S. enforcement capability. Only about 26,000 officers in the Department of Homeland Security are charged with enforcing customs duties at borders, seaports, and airports. Policing flows of fentanyl has been difficult enough. But as abundant as fentanyl is, most Americans don’t buy it: It’s an extremely harmful product, trafficked by some of the world’s most vicious criminals, and most people rightly want nothing to do with it.

But not even the most fervent MAGA supporter will think it harmful to bargain-shop for free-trade underwear out of the back of a truck driven from Mexico or Canada. Nor will it be easy to motivate state and local police to raid the stalls and stands that will soon appear on the streets of American towns, let alone monitor the near-infinite quantity of transactions in online marketplaces such as eBay and Etsy.

Against the illegal fentanyl trade, Americans can seek the help of friendly countries. But why would any country help the United States enforce its unilateral trade aggression against the rest of the world? If European luxury brands, Asian electronics manufacturers, or Indian grocery chains suddenly open enormous outlet malls in Bermuda, the French and Dutch Caribbean islands, or Toronto and Vancouver, few local authorities will pay attention to the Trump administration’s objections.

In fact, those governments have every reason to help freedom-loving American citizens defeat the outrageous tariffs imposed on them. As angry as Canadians, for example, are with the U.S. government, they have no quarrel with the American people. And what better way to show friendship to Americans in a time of hardship than helping them drive home with a brand-new set of tires or replacement car battery at everyday low prices? On the way home, the cross-border American could enjoy a free-trade chocolate bar at free-trade prices.

A border-town retail explosion could offset some of the economic pain inflicted on Canadian workers laid off thanks to the Trump tariffs. A job selling auto parts may not pay as well as a job making them, but it’s better than nothing. And every additional retail job has the consolation that it strikes a retaliatory blow at the hostile U.S. government that caused the layoffs.

Canada could stimulate the surge in the cross-border retail sector by offering tax relief to American visitors. Canada collects a federal value-added tax of 5 percent; in some provinces, that tax is combined with a local sales tax to make the rate as high as 15 percent. Even after a retail tax, Canadian prices (adjusted for currency) will soon be much lower than U.S. prices. But what if goods were sold tax-free altogether to shoppers who carry a U.S. passport?

Tariff- and tax-free shopping for Americans would stoke a Canadian retail bonanza that would cushion the shock to the rest of the Canadian economy. The United States might respond by constricting highway border crossings, creating traffic jams for drivers reentering the United States. Such countermeasures would only intensify the bitter unpopularity of Trump’s tariffs—and, as with Prohibition’s alcohol ban, they would dismally fail. The goods will move by boat from Halifax southward along the Eastern Seaboard, from Kingston and Thunder Bay across the Great Lakes, from Vancouver via the Georgia Strait, and so on. They will move by small plane, by snowmobile, and by foot.

Canada could become a consumer paradise: a shiny new West Berlin to a drab MAGA version of East Germany. Even the brutal East German secret police lost their fight against the movement of goods. By the end, the Stasi had given up trying.

For Canada to assist U.S. smugglers might seem an unfriendly act, but the U.S. tariffs are an unfriendlier act. The Trump administration has already made clear that the United States no longer seeks or wants allies. It has abandoned Ukrainian troops in the field. It is plotting how to annex Greenland, which is Danish territory. It does not honor Trump’s own signature on the trade treaty it imposed on Canada and Mexico just five years ago. Why would betrayed ex-friends assist the United States government in preventing Americans from buying cinnamon and cloves at normal prices?

The Trump tariff scheme is headed for collapse sooner or later. The sooner, the better for both Americans and the rest of the world. Everything that can be done to accelerate that outcome is a service to humanity.

The U.S.-Canada bond was forged in the agony of two world wars, strengthened by cooperation in the long struggle against Soviet Communism and Islamist terrorism, and demonstrated in happy decades of cross-border cooperation against many shared threats. That bond can now triumphantly find expression in millions of consensual retail exchanges: the world’s desirable products at honest world prices, all sold with a smile and a friendly “Alrighty then!” to every satisfied American customer.

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If European luxury brands, Asian electronics manufacturers, or Indian grocery chains suddenly open enormous outlet malls in Bermuda, the French and Dutch Caribbean islands
Yes. I'm just going to fly my private jet to Bermuda every week to save a few dollars on my groceries. This is a realistic solution.
 
I have Canadian relatives who fly in every other year. They wait to buy clothes, tools, and electronics until they get here because it's cheaper. It's cheaper to buy things in California than it is in Canada.
What's the price of a dozen eggs in the US these days? In Canada they're under $4 Canadian right now.
The only reason eggs are expensive in parts of the US is because of a massive culling of chickens due to a supposed bird flu epidemic. An epidemic most birds survive and that is supposedly being transmitted by wild birds, yet isn't being seen at all in Canada or Mexico. It has nothing to do with inflation or tariffs.
 
By David Frum
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former speechwriter for President George W. Bush
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Born in Toronto, Ontario, to a Jewish family
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Frum is the son of the late Barbara Frum (née Rosberg), a well-known, Niagara Falls, New York-born journalist and broadcaster in Canada

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At age 14, Frum was a campaign volunteer for an Ontario New Democratic Party candidate

Fuck off, Dave. I know who you are and I know you have been part of the problem since you were an ovum.
 
Smuggling cartons of ciggies across the boarder wasn't exactly uncommon back in the day, at least from stories I've heard from older Canucks.

Yeah.

Sneaking in a carton or two of smokes or a few mickeys of booze was common before 9/11. You'd tell customs you got like a pack of smokes and had lit up half and they knew you were full of shit and you knew that they knew you were full of it, but as long as the facade was there it was all good.
 
Canadians have been coming to the US to buy goods for DECADES because everything is significantly more expensive in their country.
Uhh this is impossible, Canadians and other countries have been ripping off the US for decades, it is physically impossible for things to be more expensive over there when we are giving them all our money.
 
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former speechwriter for President George W. Bush
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Born in Toronto, Ontario, to a Jewish family
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Frum is the son of the late Barbara Frum (née Rosberg), a well-known, Niagara Falls, New York-born journalist and broadcaster in Canada

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At age 14, Frum was a campaign volunteer for an Ontario New Democratic Party candidate

Fuck off, Dave. I know who you are and I know you have been part of the problem since you were an ovum.
I agree, he's a leaf bastard who needs to be raked, and may be a tool of the British Crown.
 
Frum and the atlantic generally is full of neoconservatives who are democrats as far as US politics and only differ politically with the democrats over the issue of fighting wars in foreign countries. Their problem (as always) is that while they have alot of money and influence, nobody much willl vote for their policies or their candidates.
 
the atlantic the NYT the new yorker et al for my entire lifetime have successfully pulled the wool over the eyes of their educated professional class readership, where they write articles about poor people that are obvious bullshit if you actually know how food stamps work or have ever seen a parole officer or whatever, but they get away with it because there is so much class stratification in the US their readership honestly doen't know they're being lied to when the article is about school lunches or HUD or bail bondsmen or something.

But things have gotten *so* stratified and the class that produces fancy journalist has gotten *so* segregated from everyone else they are taking it hilariously too far now.

I'm picturing every reader of this article who does their shopping in a Costco within 150 miles of the Canadian border trying to engage in the proper doublethink to continue to download correct opinions from a publisher of official expert David Frum when they KNOW this is RETARDED.

it's like that article someone posted about the poor guy who had to spend more money on his teardown of a perfectly decent small house. He was going to be able to just spend a million building that mansion but now because of meanie Trump it might be more!

These people really think "look at these pictures of crying rich men that will make you say fuck have laws and borders and shit" is good propaganda
 
What's the price of a dozen eggs in the US these days? In Canada they're under $4 Canadian right now.
They dropped back down to normal here and I'm paying like 3.89 for a 18 pack of eggs it's still pricy but we'll back down to normal market costs.
 
Yes. I'm just going to fly my private jet to Bermuda every week to save a few dollars on my groceries. This is a realistic solution.
Bermuda is rightful American clay. It was stolen from the Colony of Virginia by the dastardly British! it should be re-named to it's original name: Virgineola!
 
The soy sauce we use, Kikkoman, is made here in the USA. No sweat.
I wish there was a good American alternative to Thai sriracha. No, the rooster sauce isn't the same thing. Thai sriracha isn't as heavy on the garlic. It's also sweeter and spicier. It's kinda like those sweet and spicy doritos in sauce form but healthier. I can just use gochujang in most cases, which does have versions made in the US.
 
Hahahaha welcome to the club amerimutts, we been having to do this shit for decades here because of tariffs and taxes on imports, theres an entire city in the other side of the border that only exists to sell tax free to argentines

Some advice when smuggling: put dirty laundry on top of the valuables in your suitcases that way the custom fags wont bother looking for contraband
 
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