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I take offense at this because Orvar triggers my dopamine when he pops off.
Do you also get a dopamine hit when you put the square block in the square hole?
It's like Vannifar or Trayzn: way too deterministic, entirely unconcerned with the other players or the rest of the game.

And also like those commanders, if you so much as drop a spellshock or dampening sphere, I notice those players tend to immediately concede because they can't force everyone to sit there as they play by themselves.
hard passed on Dark Tutelage because I know better.
I think that card's playable if you're in a low-curve RB shell and have a ton of bargain cards to throw it away after it has drawn 2-3 cards. Its poor performance on 17lands makes me wonder how many people are just jamming the card in any Bx deck, which really isn't feasible.

However, this being yet another "miss your turn-2 play and lose" format does distinctly limit your ability to play cards that require synergy. Not really a fan of this set.
 
Do you also get a dopamine hit when you put the square block in the square hole?
Orvar is intresting to me because he makes tokens that are copies whenever a instant or sorcery connects to them. Most of the time he doesn't pop off but in the few instances of him popping off he makes me proud.
 
Orvar is intresting to me because he makes tokens that are copies whenever a instant or sorcery connects to them. Most of the time he doesn't pop off but in the few instances of him popping off he makes me proud.
You just admitted to playing mono blue in a MTG thread. Did you really think I wouldn't take the opportunity to call you a faggot?
 
Was this win on Arena? If so, I'm going to assume Wizards rigged the games.
I don't think so, but even if there was no Rigging..winning with "Mono Blue I play a 1 mana creature, put Curious obsession on it and you lose the game because "No blocks" fucked standard so you can literally build a deck out of the shitty counter spells that every set has to have for limited" still makes you a fucking loser.
 
Do you also get a dopamine hit when you put the square block in the square hole?
It's like Vannifar or Trayzn: way too deterministic, entirely unconcerned with the other players or the rest of the game.
Yeah my dopamine hit is when I create infinite combos like casting spells to untap things to cast spells/proliferate/etc on like turn 3.
Or "target draws every card in their deck" and "i win if I have no cards in my deck."
Or somehow winning with one with nothing. I don't remember how I did that. I think it involved madness and cascade?

There's also taunting someone by summoning their own planeswalker. I miss legend rules.
I don't think so, but even if there was no Rigging..winning with "Mono Blue I play a 1 mana creature, put Curious obsession on it and you lose the game because "No blocks" fucked standard so you can literally build a deck out of the shitty counter spells that every set has to have for limited" still makes you a fucking loser.
You know I was trying to fit stuff like curious obsession so my vault skirge could do more than 3 things at once. Thanks for reminding me :).
My gripe was that as an enchantment I can't reuse it somehow since a flying 1/1 on t1 is an obvious fucking target. Much less one with lifelink. Much less one with "ignore this and I get to draw an extra card every turn and increase the life differential between us by 4. Retard."
 
The problem with mono color commanders specifically is that there is usually a narrow road of one or two ways to win in mono color and they are also commonly enough build arounds in 2 and 3 color decks so everyone is sick of them. Orvar and Urza both ultimately pilot a deck running towards the same payoffs even if "cloning permanents with targeted spells" and "ramping with artifacts and cheating spells off the top" read like different decks. You can build decks differently (I played Urza equipment voltron once, for example) but it's usually a terrible idea and in practice no one does it. I think the only mono color commander I've seen anyone at my tables play that had a playstyle that felt "unique" was when I played Torbran slug, since I was playing red control and unlike most mono red decks I wasn't even trying to shit out a infinite number of hasty tokens or take an infinite number of combat steps. I won the game by slapping an indestructible equipment on Torbran and red pestilencing everyone right out of the game the turn after the Gishath player shit 6 dinosaurs onto the field.

tl;dr Fuck Tergrid players.
 
Thanks, I hate it.

Apart from blackwashing Madison Li we're getting even more counter types plus commanders for a broken archetype (Artifact Energy) and a really unfun one (mill). And if the revealed cards were any guide, WotC doesn't even realize that FO 1/2/Tactics existed or that most series fans would prefer to forget F076 ever happened.
 
blackwashing Madison Li
Their idea might've been making her one of the darker asian types. But I am not a racial scientist, and, to be honest, I've never saw her under a normal light.
commanders for a broken archetype (Artifact Energy)
It was only broken in standart(and mostly because of green cards). There are no legendary creatures who do something with energy except the two new ones.
most series fans would prefer to forget F076 ever happened
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Thanks, I hate it.

Apart from blackwashing Madison Li we're getting even more counter types plus commanders for a broken archetype (Artifact Energy) and a really unfun one (mill). And if the revealed cards were any guide, WotC doesn't even realize that FO 1/2/Tactics existed or that most series fans would prefer to forget F076 ever happened.
A fucking Nigger Cunt leading a Deck named "SCIENCE!" is so on the nose for Woke garbage that it is a parody even if they didn't mean it.
 
Is there a youtube channel that pits the tier one decks from all the different blocks in magic history against each other to see which is the best? Like affinity from mirrodin against necro from ice age and the like?
 
Is there a youtube channel that pits the tier one decks from all the different blocks in magic history against each other to see which is the best? Like affinity from mirrodin against necro from ice age and the like?
MTG Goldfish has done something like that a long while ago

Channel Fireball had Reid Duke and LSV do 3 Games of no Banlist Modern with Different decks, and it taught us that the Artifact Lands should never be unbanned unless they yeet Urza's Saga because LSV mulled to like 4 against Eldrazi and absolutely crushed just off Artifact lands and Saga Tokens.
 
Yeah my dopamine hit is when I create infinite combos like casting spells to untap things to cast spells/proliferate/etc on like turn 3.
Yeah, putting the square block in the square hole. Infinite combos aren't complicated and don't require thought. It's not like trying to chain together a storm combo in vintage cube, where you have no control over how many pieces the deck will have and no guarantee you'll be able to get the count high enough to win - infinites in EDH are deterministic and usually involve 2 to at most 3 cards, with a zillion possible ways to tutor into the pieces. So you sit there, ignore the game, ignore the players, play solitaire, and then out of nowhere win.

Which wouldn't matter if not for how fucking insufferable combo players are. Look, I don't care if you play an infinite... if I can play things that shit on infinites. But god help you if you put an Ethersworn Canonist into your deck, because that's "unfun!" Tossed a damping sphere in to punish mana doublers alongside infinites? "Unfun!" So much as run 2cmc Lavinia and you'd better have brought some towels to mop up the crocodile tears, because why in the world should a combo player have even a single piece of interaction? Attack them first as an aggro player because you know, at any point, they can abruptly render the rest of the game pointless? They're gonna start shitting themselves like they're a cornered animal.
really unfun one (mill)
Eh? There are several colorless cards that completely dunk on mill as a strategy and it doesn't tend to have any way to deal with them, alongside plenty of colored cards that do the same (Gaea's Blessing). Constructed mill gets around this by running Leyline of the Void-style effects if an opponent has that board plan, but most of the commander payoffs for mill depend on cards actually going to the graveyard.

Mill's one of the more milquetoast strategies out there, with the exception of mono-blue Bruvac. You kill that player as quickly as possible, then board in the mill-hosers, because that deck is tedious to play against.
There are no legendary creatures who do something with energy except the two new ones.
Lae'Zel does increase the energy counters you get by one per instance, but she doesn't have any Backgrounds that pair particularly well with that effect.
 
Is there a youtube channel that pits the tier one decks from all the different blocks in magic history against each other to see which is the best? Like affinity from mirrodin against necro from ice age and the like?
I know cardmarket has done some gimmick videos like that though I haven't watched many.

Like here's one of 3 pauper decks vs 3 modern decks.

Lae'Zel does increase the energy counters you get by one per instance, but she doesn't have any Backgrounds that pair particularly well with that effect.
I have a casual deck of hers I run with Master Chef for the sheer lulz fun. Energy is not a major component of it but I splashed in some just for lulz.
 
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