US MAGA Math is Hard

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MAGA Math is Hard

As we all sit around waiting on “The Decision” that is supposed to drop today…

Let’s participate in a quick lesson that I like to call “MAGA Math”.

(Or ‘Addition by Subtraction’ as coined by monkeybrainpolitics in a comment from another story.)

The question is: HOW many ‘Republican’ voters from 2020 has TGDFG alienated or lost for the 2024 election cycle? There are at LEAST 10 major blunders that TGDFG has orchestrated since 2020.

We have had only 2 states conduct their Caucuses/Primaries so far in 2024. TGDFG has won both with a majority of those voting Republican. Seemingly GREAT news for Cheetolini. However, a slightly closer look at the exit polling data shows some truly terrifying numbers for the Candidate of Chaos.

Iowa = 51% For 49% ----> Against

NH = 54% For 45% ----> Against

2020 (R) voting totals: 74.3 Million votes

In Iowa and NH, there were a percentage of voters who stated they would NEVER vote for the Tangerine Turd, and another (somewhat larger) percentage of voters who stated they would NOT vote for a convicted criminal (+/-30%).

DISCLAIMER:

Jan 2024 is NOT November 2024

● Attempting to accurately discern anything MAGA related is FUTILE

Having said that... on to the Point:

30% of Non-Trump voters

in Iowa = (14.7%)

in NH = (13.5%)

If any candidate for political office (pre-Trump) were LOSING a minimum of 13.5% of their support, they would immediately decide they “needed to spend more time with their families”.

Is TGDFG THAT different?

Can he overcome a LOSS this Bigly?

IMO----The answer is NO to both questions.

LOOK at TGDFG’s reaction to Nikki not getting out of the race, and his campaign managers KNOW how bad these numbers are.

Just HALF of 13% of 74 million votes is at least 3.75 million lost voters. MOST of these voters are in the Center-Right column. (Nikki voters)
 
Shall we run polling numbers on Biden???
 
And how was his performance in the 2015-2016 primaries? Since that is the only relevant point of comparison.

I don’t recall him not attending any events but going on to win more than all other competitors combined back then.
 
What the fuck does TGDFG mean? Is this one of those acronyms I need sufficient brain damage to understand?
Searching for "TGDFG Trump" brings up this article as the top result. But apparently TFG means "The Former Guy" as a common way of not naming Trump directly. I'll assume that this means something like "The God Damned Former Guy" or something similar then. Lefties have a knack for coming up with new asinine language to shut down conversation while giving themselves ass-pats for imaginary wit.
 
Whenever I see a petulant headline about Orange Julius Caesar, I play that age old game-Daily Kos or Wonkette? Although I will say the latter is even more aggressively retarded.
 
I've got some MAGA Math and its pretty simple to follow:

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at Trump and you look at Dementia Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another candidate, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Trump's a political freak and he's not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat him. Then you add Nikki Haley to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at November, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but Trump's got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Haley KNOWS she can't beat Trump and she's not even gonna try! So Dementia Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus Trump's 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at November. But then you take Trump's 75% chance of winning, if they were to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 percents, Trump's got 141 2/3 chance of winning at November. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at November. But I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with Trump? Or would you rather be with Joe?
 
"Erm, when will you understand that Cheeto Hitler is literally a Nazi? Oh and he sucks at math because he is big orange baby." I thought we were pass this bullshit, or people got tired of it at least. How rent free does someone live in your head that you have to invent acronyms to refer to them as.
 
I think the author dropped this in the middle of writing this masterpiece.
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What numbers? Trump will be the nominee no matter what, I don't know why anyone's running against him at this point.
 
Maths is hard but when you're running against a guy who can't even count I think they will be ok.
 
What the fuck does TGDFG mean? Is this one of those acronyms I need sufficient brain damage to understand?
Using obscure, coded language without explaining it to your audience - as if they should naturally understand it - is a hallmark of many types of mental illness. It indicates that the author possesses no theory of mind.
 
What numbers? Trump will be the nominee no matter what, I don't know why anyone's running against him at this point.
Auditioning for the Post-Trump RNC, whatever it may look like.

If he has long-lasting changes on how they operate? You can say "I wasn't afraid to take on Trump for not going FAR ENOUGH! "

If he's a flash in the pan and they return to lose-with-dignity normalcy? "I opposed the renegade who almost turned our party into the Nazis when none of YOU would!"
 
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