✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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Well, Lady Gaga started the meme "Reheating your nachos" with the album she released last year. It was Gaga going back to the type of music and vibes that made her famous in the first place, and it was a massive success. It's easily her best album if you ask me. She obliterated her prior discography with Mayhem ... Old Yeller'd it, in my opinion. lol.

Looks like Madonna is trying to reheat her own nachos now. That first single is ass, and keep in mind that my favorite Madonna albums are easily Ray of Light and (the first) Confessions.

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Katy Perry also went back to her roots in 2024, and it was a spectacular flop. She tried something very different in 2016 (being woke and with a short blond hairdo) and no one was here for it, so she completely reversed and tried to bring back 2008 as a 40 year old. It didn’t work.

Gagas comeback in 2018 was astroturfed in my opinion. Gaga flopped to hell in 2013, no one was here for her any more except her ardent fans. I totally believe the rumours that satanic priestess Marina Abramovich gave her her career back after Gaga agreed to take part in rituals (she was allegedly made to run through a forest blindfolded at night).
 
She looks like a fragile old swamp witch on her way to some ritual where she'll bath in the blood of a virgin to become young again.

Or if i feel generous I could say she's somewhat channeling Kate Bush on her Before The Dawn residency in 2014.
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She looks like a fragile old swamp witch on her way to some ritual where she'll bath in the blood of a virgin to become young again.

Or if i feel generous I could say she's somewhat channeling Kate Bush on her Before The Dawn residency in 2014.
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she should consider a look that hides her entire face, like a big brown paper bag or better yet plastic
 
She looks like a fragile old swamp witch on her way to some ritual where she'll bath in the blood of a virgin to become young again.

Or if i feel generous I could say she's somewhat channeling Kate Bush on her Before The Dawn residency in 2014.
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Like for everyone else, her age has seriously caught up to her now that she almost 70. No money can safe your looks forever. She must be furious!
 
Like for everyone else, her age has seriously caught up to her now that she almost 70. No money can safe your looks forever. She must be furious!
The fans are gassing her up based on some "unedited" photos taken at a club (the same night she tried to snatch the mic from Adisson Rae).
She does look better, it seems she got some of her fillers and botox removed or they shifted in the right corners of her face. But... she still looked like a swamp witch a week later at the met gala... so maybe the harsh club lighting is helping.

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Damn, those pics are light years better than the smoosh face she's been walking around with the last few years. Thank god somebody cut off her Juvederm, her face looked like a trampoline. Or an obscenely ill corticosteroid patient.
 
Those photos look heavily edited to me. You can’t dissolve such a huge volume of fillers so quickly, and she does not have that luminosity. Madonna doesn’t look like that.
 
Those photos look heavily edited to me. You can’t dissolve such a huge volume of fillers so quickly, and she does not have that luminosity. Madonna doesn’t look like that.
Honestly, the last one in the list I sent looks like ai. Just because they didnt edit the frizzy hairs, doesnt mean her skin wasnt edited. That said, its still an improvement, and if we want the truth, there's the met gala pictures.

Also i had a nightmare about madonna last night where she invaded my Church to do a show. I was so relieved when i woke up. 😭
 
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