💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Part 11 of Filthy Churches (I think there'll be two more and then we're up to date)

Herks in Arizona, these videos are from 4 weeks ago.

An Ode to Twinkies:
'GOLDEN TWINKIES IS ALL LORD FEDSMOKER DESIRES THESE DAYS,': Herk performs a soliloquy in a whispery voice over some meditation music.
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Cop conspiracy gets real/ Herk goes to church:
'o dear, the filthy feds are screwing around with fedsmokers check': Herk phones the feds to ask them the time and date and complain that his EBT card isn't working correctly. Someone's screwing with his payments. Herk might need the FBI's help with this one.
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'gods going to ring down a blessing here for dear lord fedsmoker':church helped Herk out with some food and water. He asked for gas too but they weren't able to help him out. They're not going to get a baby raper stamp though. Asks for directions to the nearest Catholic church.
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'M.A.V. SAINT MAV GOODNESS, EXPECT TO SEE THIS DOG IN HEAVEN ONE DAY': Playing with Goodness in church.
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Cop Interactions/ Sgt. Pritchard:
'DANIEL HOLDZCLAW'S LITTLE TWIN HERE RIGHT SGT. PRICHARD.? DANNY HOLDZCLAW, PRISON FOREVER HUH.?':
At a gas station and approaches a cop asking him if the library has wifi. Asks if it's okay to make a sign asking for help with gas or if it's against the law. Herk asks about vendors licences and selling stuff at the side of the road. Asks this cop about another cop Herk knows from the area and if he was fired. This cop won't answer him. Herk tells him he's a retired state agent and assumes that the cop he asked about was fired because he was arranging for people to hassle him in his car. Walks back to his car mumbling about the baby raper stamp and hot wires it to start it up.
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'PARKER AZ. SGT. PRICHARD, MANY EYES WILL BE ON THE CASE, YOUR BASGE .!': Talking to al cop about a guy and a Sgt. Who tried to give Herk a heart attack. Cop asks for a description of the Sgt.'s uniform because there are a lot of different cops in the area. Herk tells the cop he knows, he's a retired state agent.
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'PARKER AZ. SGT. PRICHARD, YOUR DEAR CROOKED ARRIVAL AT THE HOSPITAL HUH.?': Outside the hospital talking to Sgt. Pritchard. Herk tells him the cops here are doing a great job and he knows that he's not there for him because he already briefed Arizona P.D. that he was in the area and he's going through some health troubles. Asks can he make a report on the Sgt. Who was hassling him last night, Sgt. Says no because it didn't happen in the hospital. Herk's going in to get a check up and swears he won;t film in the hospital.
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Herk had another heart attack (He's okay though):
'the ol fake heart attack in the side pocket again flash, hospitals jerking off medicade': Herk goes to the hospital. Checks out his vitals on the machine. Keeps coughing to see how the machine reacts.
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Herk tries to sort out his welfare:
'011': Talking about officer Bree (?) setting him up and playing games with him. Herk wants her to be investigated by the feds.
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'010': Asking if they can investigate his EBT card being screwed around with. They can't.
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'PRICHARD, I EVEN THINK YOUR STALKING MY CAR DOG OR I AGAIN, EVERY SHOP IN TOWN WILL WEAR THE STAMP': Woman gives him a page with times when he can go to the hospital and be covered by medicaid. His social security is stopped though. Herk gets defensive when she asks him if he is on drugs and he says that he doesn't take drugs and never been in trouble for drugs in his life (interesting wording), tells her he's a retired state agent.
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'008': Hospital told him his SSI was active but Walmart said it wasn't active. Herk thinks its cop induced. Asks her to help him out with the medical forms and getting a new EBT card.
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'parker az. adams county ne. has to be briefed on your dear badge there native pigs': Talks about his car insurance.
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'sgt. prichard, you decided to start posting all and every, your a gamer':Asks about registering his dog there as a service animal. They don't deal with service animals. Starts talking about a cop who questioned him on that and Herk starts going on about HIPPA. The girl asks if he wants to register to vote, Herk says no and then tells he's a felon so he probably couldn't vote anyway.
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'parker az. sgt. prichard, your exposure will be great i predict, fun stuff': Wants to make sure he's not breaking rules on getting welfare because he was previously getting his payments out of Colorado. Asks can she call for him, she can't, asks can she give him the number, she can't. Asks can she put a note on his file that he's now only getting welfare from Arizona, she can't do that either.
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Herk goes to Parker P.D. to file a report:
'sgt. prichard, well, you have the ol pro lord fedsmoker in the ol native police office?': At the police station, checks his height. He's 5'11
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'the ol brief in the side pocket coming there sgt. prichard, you know your predictable': At the police station making a report on a cop who was breaking proto, got Herk's anxiety going when he spoke rudely to Herk about his dog (???) Wants him to get fired. Herk thought that was unnecessary, Herk says he's already having heart attacks and almost dying so he doesn't need that rudeness. Cop insists he stays in town and gets the tests on his heart done. Herk says heart attacks don't really bother him, he's used to getting stabbed and shot. Herk reckons he'll be lucky if he dies of a heart attack instead of a gunshot wound.Fist bump. Herk tells her about all the cops he put in prison.
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'Prichard, you popping in at the hospital playing mr. punisher huh.? we'll see how many you stamped ?': Continued from above. Asks for the cops pen then decides he actually wants a red one. She tells him she needs the red one but has lots of blue ones so he can have that one if he wants.
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We're late and gay on this because we only just found his current channel but Fedsmoker had another heart attack the last week of November. He's okay though and went straight back to trying to get cops fired.
 
The LiS2 LP made me go back through Null's LP for BtS (haven't started on the first game yet, but looks like only two parts are archived), and what the fuck, who unironically plays these games. I was never interested in visual novels or anything like that, but I could see the appeal from a certain point of view, these games are completely worthless from a writing/storytelling perspective.

You know what, I'm glad the French are getting bred out of existence, they deserve it for making such worthless drivel.

"narrative driven"/"choices matter" text adventures are such dogshit and of course it's the main export of the French games industry.
 
It was just hopping on the lucrative Telltale trend (as it was dying). It's an almost complete clone given that it follows the same 'pretend reactivity' formula.
 
The LiS2 LP made me go back through Null's LP for BtS (haven't started on the first game yet, but looks like only two parts are archived), and what the fuck, who unironically plays these games. I was never interested in visual novels or anything like that, but I could see the appeal from a certain point of view, these games are completely worthless from a writing/storytelling perspective.

You know what, I'm glad the French are getting bred out of existence, they deserve it for making such worthless drivel.

"narrative driven"/"choices matter" text adventures are such dogshit and of course it's the main export of the French games industry.
BtS is even worse because they removed the time travel and all you're left with is bitchy lesbians
 
can you talk about, and call, the Goldberg law firm. I like the episodes where you call the people filing the DMCA

Goldberg represented Renee Bracey Sherman (tranny) as well. So she has a history with this circle. Her whole law firm is biased on pestering people with false DMCA shit, and suing people who make fake porn of people

She also had her nudes leak a while back, which started her whole crusade against revenge porn. I still cant find them

She is an active Wu supporter as well. I think one of the people on her staff is a tranny.
 
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I wish to inform you that this Friday is the approximate date of the next stream. No promises, so keep your eyes peeled.

And in case you missed it, since nobody posted it, there was a very short stream last Wednesday.

 
does anyone know where the original life is strange stream is? I remember watching it a year ago and I know he played it because I could only find chapter 5 on some archive channel, it's not even on the bitchute archive
 
Last night I fired up a classic. Probably my favourite MATI: Deagle Nation. I wasn't around the Farms for this saga and I'm quietly devastated tbh. Just... amazing.

Anyway, we'd had some Boxing Day beverages, as you do... and I may have made the mistake of drifting off.
Only to be awoken with a start by Jace screaming "THAT'S A DICK! THAT'S A DICK!"

No regrets.
 
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Minor but funny happenings recently:

Alice got caught pretending to have Christmas dinner with her "gay British friend" who turned out to be a tripod in the reflection of a wine bottle. It's extra good because she runs a gossip blog like KF but is herself a bitchy, unloved, lonely alcoholic with paper thin skin. She makes me glad to have a reasonably stable admin in Josh.

Lowtax & SA tranny revolt. There has been some stuff in the Lowtax and SA threads, but the most recent wave begins around here.

A schizocow showed up in their thread and proceeded to be baited into the usual stalemate.

Chantal invited herself to a New Years party with one of the only two people who tolerate her presence, but upon discovering walking was involved, bailed and retired to a hotel to eat junk food. Following up on a whining video yesterday, posted another self-pity session then in a following livestream accidentally showed that her other friend Peetz was in the room and got flustered over how it looked to have the person we already consider her emotionally cheating on Bibi with in a fucking hotel room on NYE.

Chris Hansen (or maybe a proxy) is committing more flaggotry.

Sargon identifies bad optics and goes in anyway.

Lucas, sick of being banned from regular social media in his Love Quest, signed up for another Fetlife account and began to use it as a personal blog. Fetlife people being quite experienced in identifying creeps swarmed him and he eventually gave up and deleted the account but not before all sorts of minor amusements. He's been very active over the past few months and now is as good a time as any to get familiar with his schizo-autistic-bipolar insanity. He was also speculated to have been arrested during a rampage of videos where he harassed people in the street and at work (this is an awkward example of him trying to provoke a reaction). This is a slightly old topic, but since he's abandoned this account, it's a nice 1 month cycle that has concluded. There's something sort of profound about the lack of self-awareness of a dude trying to portray himself as a daddy-dom using blog entries on the same site to cry about being cyberbullied.
 
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