💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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So something to note about the "90 minutes of the amazing digital circus movie" that glitch and gooseworx love to brag about is that it's not really a full 90 minutes of new stuff, its only 1 hour of new material as the first 4 minutes is just 1. A brief recap of the series from episodes 1-7 and the first minute and a half minus the warning screen and glitch intro is just going to be Zach Hadel as his fish character talking about theater etiquette: ie. Turn off your phones, and the no spoilers (thats what I could come up with at least: I can't fucking speak portuguese) and then they play episode 8
(a episode that already is on youtube on their channel) so there's the 31 minutes and 42 seconds before the new episode footage.
So to summerize, its not even 90 minutes of new stuff its 35 minutes of recapping and then the next hour is new material.
 
First rule of MATI is, we don't talk about secret cat.
Second rule of MATI is, we DON'T talk about secret cat.
Look, Josh, I like the secret love child. And then you secretly married to a Ukrainian woman you met in Kiev. Conspiracy theory.
Also, what's wrong with having a cat? There's nothing wrong with the good pussy.
Also, Josh, next time you and Pa you should pick up some. Sweet baloney. It's a thing that. We make in this state and it's really good. Great with. Really nice expensive smoked gouda and crackers.
 
Hold on. Josh is going to play Stray so he can pet secret cat during the stream and no one will suspect anything.
 
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The funniest part is the poisoning. Muhammed was poisoned by a jewish woman, after killing her family, and she offered to cook food for him and he just accepted it. Then while not taking enough to kill him, he was ill for about 5 years before the aorta killed him, in the arms of his raped child bride.
PBUH Greatest Story Ever Told of which Meiwaku is a fan of, gets more comical the more you read it.

One of PBUH's companions also ate the poisoned meal and died from it, saying before his death that he worried of the woman trying to poison them but assumed that since Muhammad took a bite from it then it is safe.

PBUH ate a bit and said that he suddenly had a revelation that it was poisoned as if Allah couldn't let him know before he had a taste of it.
 
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Mandatory Kiwi verification for the BigNiggaBurger.


It was a fucking excellent borgar. We showed up and the guy immediately realized what we were after lmao, found out that there are LAYERS to the BNB.
You can have the simple nigga, the double nigga or (my choice) the triple nigger. Afterwards you're asked if you want the SEASONING fo' Dem programs fries (paprika, salt, garlic) which we had and was quite good but definitely on the milder side. Lastly if you want the normal buns or the nigga buns, the choice is obvious.

The BNB is composed of a layer of a smash burger followed by cheddar layer and then a double thick cut bacon layer, plus some of their patented big nigga sauce which is basically like a homemade big Mac sauce (very good!!!) all that with a dose of minced grilled onions.

10/10 burger even if it tried escaping my grasp a couple times, plus there's a cute kitty that hangs around and meows for bacon.
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Big Nigga Cat who just like the owner of this fine establishment is White lol.
You better read my review on stream pussy @Null
Did a quick sketch with the mouse huehuehue
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That guy who said Fiat is the jewish equivalent of a car company well.... their halfway correct. Stellantis is the 2nd biggest automotive conglomerate in the world. Stellantis is a joint venture of Groupe PSA (Peugeot, Citroen, Opel And Vauxhall, in which opel and vauxhall were bought by psa off of general motors) and FCA (Fiat, Alfa Romeo, Maserati, Dodge, Chrysler, Jeep, and Ram) but its still not as big as Volkswagen Automotive Group: Volkswagen, Audi, Porsche, Lamborghini, Bugatti, Seat, Skoda, Ducati, Cupra, Scout (a ev rebrand of the long discontinued international scout suv/trucks brand) Jetta (their chinese auto brand) and Traton (their truck division that also owns Scania, Man, and Navistar/International Trucks)
Unrelated video of a real tigga selling real tigga hellcats and dodge challengers
 
gator almost definitely shed literal fucking tears and thought of himself like a father watching his daughter graduate university when she graduated to phase
Till he got taken out by Clavicular and friends in that swamp
 
Josh actually pronounced the French expression "viola" like the instrument
 
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