- Joined
- Apr 17, 2019
GOW is the "Father and Son Roadtrip" Fantasy which is a dad in his 40s fantasy. The "Run around with your daughter as she does cute thing" fantasy is a late 20s early 30s sort of fantasy.The problem is "father simulator" enjoys say they want kids as a less sussy way of saying they want a little girl. How's the meme go? I LOVE cute+funny characters but I would never ever ever ever ever molest my children I promise.
Why isn't the norse GOW game lumped in with other father simulators? Because you're not parenting a little girl?
This is because as much as the "Women peak at 13" people hate to admit it, men too have a biological clock. The "UOOUUHHGHH" man wakes up in the morning, and a little brain version of himself in a suit opens up the calendar, sets "Cute tolerance" to "High" because the last time he didn't the genetic line ended, and sends a request to the brainstem to get a hug from his adorable child. The brainstem says "Still working on that wife issue" and then the worst voice you have ever heard, some sort of primal, CS Lewis grade, Paralandran-Unman type nightmare bellows forth "Let's get two birds with one stone" and for some reason the rest of the men in suits don't beat it to death with a rock.
They are trying to get the "didn't murder my offspring today" checkmark in the lizard brain checked and that doesn't really work with a 15 year old running around with a bow and arrow. Maybe they should get a rabbit or something else that is cute but will bite them if they try to fuck it. Or maybe one of those anime that go for realism and look horribly uncanny.