💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I was catching up with life is strange and I heard null mention Neopets, the Darkest Fairy, and holy shit that game slapped.
It was nothing revolutionary and it's probably framed by nostalgia but it had so much soul for a fucking neopets game.

It has sort of... really early twilight princess combat where you have a button mash and a combo and a shield and the occasional gimmick enemy that needs certain strategy or tool. It has it's own version of blight town too, and I remember having to crawl out and buy antipoison jubjubs or whatever and I swear the shopkeep in town was like "I told you not to forget anything!" teehee. Yeah it has a fucking item system and weapon upgrades and stuff.

There's even a bit where you go back to the starting town to get your mom to sign a letter and it's overrun by bandits and it's like "oh yeah, I'm a squire now I can just kill these niggas" and you can. or you can leave. If you stay theyll start out cocky and by the end you have to hunt them down, or if you stand still they'll come to you and kill you while you are AFK. I should mention It has zones like stalker and no fast travel.

Unfortunately there was a save corruption that happened when you reached the pixie girl's part, so when I was a kid I saw the cool wolf guy get flushed down a latrine as the town went full blown twilight-princess-hell mode , and then I got hit by an infinite loading screen right after running around as the pixie. As far as I can tell she was sort of like the item parts of a zelda game. Like when you throw the boomerang. I like the wolf more, but then again of course I did because I was 5.

Cool fact (is it really?), I'm fairly certain this was based on an actual neopets game. There was a dungeon crawler where you played as the wolf guy and went on a mission to rescue the king from an evil wizard. It played like Shin Megami Tensai except fuck no it didn't it played like Final Fantasy 1 with no party members and permadeath. I don't think anyone remembers this game. Shit is surreal.

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Edit: No I think you just played as a literal fucking dog. Equipping swords and shit. 90% sure you could kill and sell other dogs and sell their pelts for cash. Someone make a 2 hour long youtube video about the dark and twisted neopets game that broke them.
 
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I know it's never gonna happen, but there's a life is strange book coming out, a companion book to Reunion. And I think it'd be hella hilarious to either have Jersh read the book live or review it for the gumroad/locals. wnonsmfw9gng1 (1).jpeg
It comes out around September (at least I think) and is supposed to be a prequel explaining Chloe's hella wacky life after the events of the first game or something.

Hella
 
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
It's unbelievable really, I used to refuse the whole concept of a dog whistle when Breadtubers first started rambling about Jordan Peterson using one by mistakenly saying "4th Reich" during a lecture. Turns out they were right about dog whistles as a general concept, but wrong about the demographic using them.
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Dog whistles are absolutely real things, but remember that the best lies come from a place of truth.
The focus of mainstream media and all that shit on White Nationalist or Neo-Nazi dog whistles poisoned the well for that concept because shit like the OK hand sign and milk was fucking gay, but make no mistake it’s a basic and effective tactic for many groups to have secret words or phrases or images that appear innocuous to the outside yet carry meaning for the in-group.
Pedophiles, as the most rightfully hated group by sensible people, use them all the time because how else will they find other pedophiles to trade CP with?
 
This is something big I'd like to contribute for friday's mati for the general entertainment news.
So xitter's cinematic martyr: coyote vs acme's trailer came out today.
And overall, the general consensus for the movie is mixed: with most xitter animation spergs sucking this movie's proverbial dick
Here's some of the people saying that the movie looks like shit (which it does)
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As I've mentioned before, these autistic cartoon spergs on xitter, reddit, and other corners of the internet have been screeching and protesting over this movie for 4 years, a movie that will most likely bomb in the box office and probably justify its original tax write-off.
And here's some posts of niggas on xitter sucking goyim dick for this movie
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In other news related to warner bros, david zazlav is leaving warner bros with a $500 million paycheck (according to variety)
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so this news has made animation xitter spergs excited.
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The Great One said:
As I've mentioned before, these autistic cartoon spergs on xitter, reddit, and other corners of the internet have been screeching and protesting over this movie for 4 years, a movie that will most likely bomb in the box office and probably justify its original tax write-off.
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Making something to completion and then indefinite delay/cancelling it's release last minute for a tax write-off is never fucking excusable no matter how shit the movie is. People tend to react to that shit negatively every time it happens and the only things it never happens for are things that are universally hated.
 
Null said:
Crab is "Kani" (kah-nee) in Japanese.
Cunny is a pedophile slang for a child's vagina, esp. with lolicons.
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I lived in Japan for a few years.

Karate=kara (empty)-te (hand)=empty hands

Same with Karaoke=Kara(empty) Oke short for (orchestra)

Loli is short for lolita and con really should be with a k, is short for complex aka Lolita complex. I have had a weeb in real life say lolion being an imported means jap pedophila is also an imported concept.

They also have a culture about mixed group bathing. what I mean is that you can go to the bath house and there will be children there, and yes sometimes its young children of the opposite sex. I had a african woman in japan have a fucking melt down when i told what I saw.

I ve had a japanese woman a college professor talk about going to hot spring together as a family and she remembered it as being fun.

I m sure porn sickness has entered the culture since i was there decades ago, but having pubic hair is a sign that your an adult, and was considered a good thing and shaving it off was considered strange.

I personally think most artist are like david kelly aka smorky, meaning they are perverts and learned to draw as to create their festish shit.

I can go on about my personal and outdated observations about jap perversions, but the western lense of it IMO is just off.

One more tangential note, I did hear the term lolicon used in real life amoung my dorm mates. they were roasting a dude for liking dakota fannying. I personally think he was just getting his balls busted.

Also datting amoung the college students felt like it had two fucking modes, they men or women were ether honestly sweet and naive and nice in wholesome way, OR TOTAL FUCKING PYSCHOS. like 50 years ago someone got jaded so hard they just kept the cycle going.

Also because of japanese collectivist culture they have a concept called "amaeru" this is where you basically want someone to be support or caring towards you. I m sure AI could give you guys a better idea.

But basically take your mom, you want your mother to take care of you, you want to depend on your mother. I saw one forgien dad trying to have his young mixed son pick something from a bakery.

The kid honestly didnt want to do it, and not in a bratty kinda way. Its just in some cultures you parents show their love and support by taking care of you choosing what you ll wear and eat, or do. Its very oppisite of how we teach our kids indepence.

thank you for coming to my ted talk here is a photo from my time in japan.

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Smashed & Slamed said:
Honesty after seeing Null handle babys first Nu-RPG he should be made to suffer something like Age of Decadence. Or prove he is not brainlet and play puzzle games on stream like the Talos principle.
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Should we have null play Dragon age Veilguard then? That would be good one for him to suffa through
 
Cybork said:
I cant watch nick anymore. He's doing great work but it's so fucking enraging that a small untalented retarded beurocratic class can repeatedly rape us so violently and not get hung in the town square the next day. Fuck the justice system, its broken. these people deserve public hanging by the same mob they exploited.
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It's really eye opening on just what the political class really are. They aren't conniving, hypercompetent conspirators concocting new and sinister ways to control the populace, they're just lazy deadbeats and frauds. They don't give a shit about pursuing ideological praxis or serving the public, they just want easy money, a free ride, and they'll scribble their name on whatever document keeps them in easy money.

Bills titled "Patriot Act" and "Think of the Children Act" aren't meant to fool the general populace, they're meant to fool sleepwalking politicians. It makes perfect sense, how many of these people openly said they didn't read the bill on camera? That they have no idea what they signed and they don't even remember co-authoring it? How many times have we heard "We need to pass the bill before we can know what it says" in the past?

Me right now.
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
It's really eye opening on just what the political class really are. They aren't conniving, hypercompetent conspirators concocting new and sinister ways to control the populace, they're just lazy deadbeats and frauds. They don't give a shit about pursuing ideological praxis or serving the public, they just want easy money, a free ride, and they'll scribble their name on whatever document keeps them in easy money.

Bills titled "Patriot Act" and "Think of the Children Act" aren't meant to fool the general populace, they're meant to fool sleepwalking politicians. It makes perfect sense, how many of these people openly said they didn't read the bill on camera? That they have no idea what they signed and they don't even remember co-authoring it? How many times have we heard "We need to pass the bill before we can know what it says" in the past?

Me right now.
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I'm going to need people to bear with me.

Nick Shirley is actually preying upon a public misunderstanding.

Coauthoring a bill does not mean they have actually put pen to paper on a bill and never has. Those people who don't know a thing about the bill are actually showing up for the first time to see the bill itself, it's being presented now.

Which means you can be a coauthor on a bill via party affiliation and drop immediately at the first drafting.

Nick knows this and when it's scheduled to be drafted because it's public knowledge.

And a way to get people to show up to congress is to force them to show up and eyeball the bill.

Otherwise bill involvement would live and die in the dark instead of holding people accountable.

But he knows that people are uninformed about the procedure of bill making and taking advantage of this legalese.
 
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
It's really eye opening on just what the political class really are. They aren't conniving, hypercompetent conspirators concocting new and sinister ways to control the populace, they're just lazy deadbeats and frauds. They don't give a shit about pursuing ideological praxis or serving the public, they just want easy money, a free ride, and they'll scribble their name on whatever document keeps them in easy money.
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I mean yeah, as much as we would like the holocaust to be germany collectively saying "fuck those kikes" in reality it wasnt. It was normal people just uncritically following orders, their only concern being how they themselves are effected, The banality of evil.

At the risk of sounding like a redditor Id like to quote George Carlin.

"Its a BIG CLUB, and WE aint in it!"
 
So I found this video talking about the communist state of virginia and their proposed majority democratic ran congressional map and a poll they were holding.
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I immediately hated everyone who voted yes when the first person they showed who was a democrat was a brown jeet woman going "virginia needs more democrats to give fair elections and fight drumpt." This video pissed me off right and proper. I automatically sided with the first guy in the video.

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Edit: this darkie has something to say
 
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