Just got to watch Kiwi Casino 4 (my religion prevents me from paying for things
) and I gotta say that I don't agree with Josh on Cow and Chicken being slop. Maybe it's just this one episode, but I remember it very vividly and often think about it in relation to real world events.
It's called Bratty Bootcamp and in it the parents send Cow and Chicken to military school to learn discipline, but they end up so disciplined that they start running the household. Even forcing the parents to do push-ups, which is hilarious because they have no upper bodies.
This claims to be the full episode of Bratty Bootcamp but it's a lie, I can't find the second half.
In the second half, they get sent to Sensitiviy Training school, where they get turned into completely dainty sissies who transform the household into a disgusting, frilly baby fagzone.
It's a very deep lesson about the extremes of masculinity and femininity, the dangers of trying to fix what isn't broken, the dangers of pushing your responsibilities onto someone who might do a worse job than you, and that you shouldn't be a frilly sissy baby fag. Highly recommend it to any Kiwis with kids.
This other episode of a cartoon from the same makers, I want to recommend VERY strongly to anyone with a CoC (Child of Color), but also to any parents in general.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8hxd1r
DailyMotion embedding is not supported apparently.
The episode is S01 E013 I. Architect, of the I Am Weasel show, and it is an extremely powerful inoculation against the whole privilege narrative of postmodern leftism, as well as the anti respectability politics narrative peddled to Black Americans.
In it, the brains of Weasel and Baboon get swapped on accident, and Baboon finds himself on top of the world, while Weasel gets treated like shit because of his appearance and reputation. Weasel-Baboon starts off having to clean toilets for a living, but soon turns it into the best damn toilet on planet Earth and gets paid handsomely, while Baboon-Weasel pisses away everything he's been given and quickly ends up with the same reputation he had before.
This part where Weasel-Baboon's high class toilet business starts to turn a profit was burned into my brain as a kid. He literally starts from zero and ends up rich and respected.
Meanwhile, Baboon-Weasel tries to build Wakanda and ends up creating a retarded monkey city that floods and gets destroyed. He also gives the ick to all the women that usually swoon over Weasel and ends up an instant incel.
I also found it interesting when PPP referenced a meme that said "turtles come and go but Flintstones and Tom & Jerry are forever." Not because I agree or disagree, but because those cartoons were not made for kids.
Tom & Jerry is full of violence, death, and even suicide jokes. The Flintstones is a sitcom about married life, and contains cigarette ads lol. The Looney Tunes also got their start being shown in cinemas to adults, that's why they're chock-full of racist jokes and military recruitment ads. Honestly, they might be good for your kids in that they prepare them for the harsh realities of living.
Cartoons became targeted towards kids because toy companies realized that they could make "shows" that are just toy commercials with breaks for more toy commercials in between. What's your favorite? Mine is the Sky Commanders because it's so ridiculous but kind of cool.
What the fuck is a "laser cable"? I was a sucker for this boyslop stuff, I loved Mask and Centurions too.
The proliferation of ever-more-cheaply-made slop to sate the demand for novelty is deeply concerning when you look at what kids are watching on youtube nowadays, but a sensible parent could utilize web-archives and torrent sites to create a media suite for their child that won't turn their brain into niggercattle goymush. *pats myself on the back for working the word nigger into this post somehow.* Did you know that the majority of video games being played right now were not made in this decade?
Obligatory mention that Daddy Pig is voiced by the Dungeon Keeper's mentor.
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