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Press Release
SEC Clarifies the Application of Federal Securities Laws to Crypto Assets
For Immediate Release

2026-30
Washington D.C., March 17, 2026 —

The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) today issued an interpretation clarifying how the federal securities laws apply to certain crypto assets and transactions involving crypto assets. This is a major step in the Commission’s efforts to provide greater clarity regarding the Commission’s treatment of crypto assets, and complements Congressional endeavors to codify a comprehensive market structure framework into statute. The Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) joined the interpretation to provide guidance that the CFTC and its staff will administer the Commodity Exchange Act consistent with the Commission’s interpretation.

“After more than a decade of uncertainty, this interpretation will provide market participants with a clear understanding of how the Commission treats crypto assets under federal securities laws. This is what regulatory agencies are supposed to do: draw clear lines in clear terms,” said SEC Chairman Paul S. Atkins. “It also acknowledges what the former administration refused to recognize – that most crypto assets are not themselves securities. And it reflects the reality that investment contracts can come to an end. This effort serves as an important bridge for entrepreneurs and investors as Congress works to advance bipartisan market structure legislation, which I look forward to implementing with Chairman Selig in the near future.”

“For far too long, American builders, innovators, and entrepreneurs have awaited clear guidance on the status of crypto assets under the federal securities and commodity laws,” said CFTC Chairman Michael S. Selig. “With today’s interpretation, the wait is over. Chairman Atkins and I are committed to fostering a regulatory environment that allows the crypto industry to flourish in the United States with clear and rational rules of the road. Today’s joint agency action reflects a shared commitment to developing workable, harmonized regulations for the new frontier of finance.”

The Commission interpretation:

Provides a coherent token taxonomy for digital commodities, digital collectibles, digital tools, stablecoins, and digital securities.
Addresses how a “non-security crypto asset”—which is a crypto asset that itself is not a security—may become subject to, and how it may cease to be subject to, an investment contract.
Clarifies the application of federal securities laws to airdrops, protocol mining, protocol staking, and the wrapping of a non-security crypto asset.
Market participants—from innovators and issuers to individual investors—should review this interpretation to better understand the regulatory jurisdiction between the SEC and CFTC. The interpretation will be published on SEC.gov and in the Federal Register.
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fact sheet same as the breef.
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So the oscars happened yesterday........ I didn't watch it, I hate most award shows except for the julay's, that was fun. So anyways conan o'brien was host and was doing the usual oscars humiliation ritual making dogshit jokes. But this one caught my eye on tiktok, so zero british actors were nominated for Best actor or actress the oscars this year, so conan follows up the "joke" that the uk at least arrests their pedophiles. My guess is that this is a reference to Prince Andrew losing royal access while trump is still in office, its just a dogshit joke.

So let's read some tiktok comments and reactions (most of these popular posts about this come from canadian news channels for some reason)
These come from ctv news from canada
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These other comments/reactions come from toronto's cp24 (what an awful name for a news station let alone a network)
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This comment comes from a guy talking about conan's "best jokes" (I wanted to highlight this because the person replying to the guy saying that his jokes weren't funny is a homosexual jewish tranny)
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Anyways if you wanna see how bad the whole monolog was here it is
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mlanguishi said:
I'll walk on the eggshells and do the needful, but Null will probably want to show up and do what this jeet did to himself to me.

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US Post in thread 'US Politics General 2: Hope Edition'

I guess this is 'right wing news' today?
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Should cheer up Null I guess if he's watching.

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Fake and gay.
 
The Great One said:
So the oscars happened yesterday........ I didn't watch it, I hate most award shows except for the julay's, that was fun. So anyways conan o'brien was host and was doing the usual oscars humiliation ritual making dogshit jokes. But this one caught my eye on tiktok, so zero british actors were nominated for Best actor or actress the oscars this year, so conan follows up the "joke" that the uk at least arrests their pedophiles. My guess is that this is a reference to Prince Andrew losing royal access while trump is still in office, its just a dogshit joke.
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So let's read some tiktok comments and reactions (most of these popular posts about this come from canadian news channels for some reason)
These come from ctv news from canada
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This comment comes from a guy talking about conan's "best jokes" (I wanted to highlight this because the person replying to the guy saying that his jokes weren't funny is a homosexual jewish tranny)
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Anyways if you wanna see how bad the whole monolog was here it is
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZIcxwxMMjXg:45Local archive just in case
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This pisses me off. The UK government actively protects and covers for brown pedophile rape gangs and refuses to send tranny nonces to prison. I'm not saying we're the gold star here in America, but come the fuck on. The UK??!?? Lol.
 
So here’s some news, Kat Abughazaleh, the wife of Ben Collins, has lost her primary to an establishment democrat. She has not given a reaction to my knowledge but Ben did and he tried to hide his seethe.
Rudolf's Friend

💼 Careercow Post in thread 'Ben Collins / Benjamin Thomas Collins / @oneunderscore__'

So his beard Kat ended up losing the race.
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This is his reaction to the news, so far Kat has not given a reaction on bluesky to my knowledge
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Besides that lolcow reactions have ranged from anger in Hasan Piker’s case as he was a big supporter of her
Farm Hand

💰 Grifter Post in thread 'Hasan Piker / HasanAbi'

Hasan is seething because his gal Kat Abughazaleh is losing.
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Of course this is all Israel's fault.
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To celebration in Will Stancil’s case as he was not a fan of her
Temperance

💼 Careercow Post in thread 'Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture'

🚨 WARNING: Long politisperg post incoming. Feel free to skip if that's not your thing! :lol:

Mr. Stancil weighs in on Kat Abughazaleh's congressional run. (Kat is the girlfriend of lolcow journoscum Ben Collins, and she has been endorsed by Hasan Piker, so I find it interesting.) The election - a Democratic primary in Illinois - is happening today, btw. I made a post about it here.

First, some background... This is Kat:
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She's running on a platform of abolishing & prosecuting ICE, repealing the Patriot Act, lifting refugee...
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demicolon said:
I once checked out "Reggae best hits" medley on youtube and I shit you not, you could jump anywhere in that hours-long video and the exact. same. fucking. tune. would be playing. My impression of rap "instrumentals" (there's instruments?) has been the same.
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There are certain genres of music where that's the hallmark of the genre, trance, DnB, techno, house, krautrock, dance hall - but there's a wide variation of artistry involved. There are definite sound eras of hip-hop that you can immediately register, different types of beats characterized by certain stylistic sounds or samples from different regions or cities and different beats that are clearly from top level producers who have more experience and skill in layering their music.

tl;dr mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
 
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How I imagine Null feels after having to dance the jiggle-through-the-huckabuck for pennies only to watch his community vomit up 6 figures in a day and a half so Hardin can fistfight a trannie
 
mlanguishi said:
I'll walk on the eggshells and do the needful, but Null will probably want to show up and do what this jeet did to himself to me.

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mlanguishi

US Post in thread 'US Politics General 2: Hope Edition'

I guess this is 'right wing news' today?
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Should cheer up Null I guess if he's watching.

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Reactions:Lol x 22 Indian Content x 8 Winner x 3 Islamic Content x 4 Informative x 1 Semper Fidelis x 1 Like x 1 Thunk-Provoking x 2 Horrifying x 1
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Saar the bullet will not pierce my heart for I am a Brahmin with high Izz-ACK
 
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