💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Really good stream tonight. Unfortunately though, there was NO scootypuff content, which is easily the best type of content :)
 
Josh should stop apologizing whenever he plays Bossman content. Bossman is easily the funniest lolcow right now and he should ignore the vocal minority who hates him. We had to endure 2 years of endless Rekieta segments so we deserve some Bossman while he's out of jail.

Also, it's funny that you thought that it was a some /pol/tard who said that they put saltpeter in drinks to reduce the prisoners sex drive when it was Bossman who said that.
 
Regarding the Kick Partner thing, you can multi-stream while still being in it but you only make 50% of what it'd be if you were Kick exclusive, I looked into it because Baked Alaska was trying to double dip it and got caught.
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Josh is too details oriented with detecting CIE videos.
Kids these days are neurologically trained to tell simply by feeling that something is off. AI is to the point that you really should not look for a smoking gun in the fine details, like you would with photoshop, but in the broader strokes.
AI struggles with portraying the real world in all of its fine details and interactions. I don't think this will ever change, While its likelyhood to make mistakes may approach 0, it is completely divorced from our perception of reality, unlike the photoshop guys back in the day. We lean on this advantage to discriminate. This is the sort of task that is better fit to the subconscious classification that younger people have a much easier time training, to the point it even happens unintentionally.

So, if your gut feeling is that a video is suspect, maybe it is.
Some things that I've picked up on:
-Actions or lack thereof of living things is irrational for that creature. May not be something you can form into an idea, but a base feeling that one or more people or animals are not acting as you would expect.
-Collisions, movement, or other physical interactions of objects or substances are illogical or again just "feel wrong". Generally easier to pick out and point at as a specific mistake, which makes them liable to be fixed in the future.
-Voices, particularly when multiple prople are talking, do not feel possible.


A couple examples:
Shape store:
Hopeful African American of Color (Black) opens up the shape store. Josh correctly identifies that a person of melon would not know what a Septagon was. He however missed that the store in the background does not feel like anything.
He also has the AI accent.

The shape store videos are excellently produced as production involves significant work in post to cover AI's flaws.

Matt Jarbo smashing milk on the floor of Wal-Mart during today's stream:
Everything felt normal and natural until the actual throw. This is much more obvious and poorly done than the shape store. The milk goes from being quickly cast down as you would expect to being lightly dropped in an instant, but then launches ittself into the ground anyways. It then hits the ground and breaks, then fixes ittself and bounces, before hitting the ground and rolling (???????) while leaking from the top with the cap still on.

Anyone unfortunate enough to drop a gallon plastic jug of milk will have learned the following:
1. Square jugs do not roll.
2. Full jugs do not bounce.
3. Sealed jugs will split along the side and not at the top.

Those are all details, which are funny but not the point. Point is Josh should have stopped focusing on the cheese aisle and actually looked at the focua of the video.
 
Jobama said:
Josh should stop apologizing whenever he plays Bossman content. Bossman is easily the funniest lolcow right now and he should ignore the vocal minority who hates him. We had to endure 2 years of endless Rekieta segments so we deserve some Bossman while he's out of jail.
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Now it's endless Quartering Segments that go on for way too long, alongside the remaining Ralph segments that are also boring as shit and go on for way too long.
 
Dear @Null ,
I have been a loyal viewer of your podcast for many years. In that time the bossmanJack segment has quickly become a standout for its consistent delivery of kino. This past year I have been patiently waiting for bossman to get out of jail/rehab so we can get more great segments.
However, during the past two bossman segments you have made it a point to insult Swedish rap artist Bladee. This has made what would ordinarily be great content into borderline unwatchable slop. I am a reasonable man, I am not asking you to like Bladee and I understand the generational difference that keep an aging millennial from appreciating today’s outsider art. In the same way I can’t appreciate a BPD-rape victim-pooner’s Newgrounds flash animation as high art, you can’t appreciate why Eversince is the greatest album of all time.
So please Josh, at least stop mentioning Bladee in your streams. If however, you are interested in expanding your palette here are several of his more accessible songs.
 
Jobama said:
Josh should stop apologizing whenever he plays Bossman content. Bossman is easily the funniest lolcow right now and he should ignore the vocal minority who hates him. We had to endure 2 years of endless Rekieta segments so we deserve some Bossman while he's out of jail.

Also, it's funny that you thought that it was a some /pol/tard who said that they put saltpeter in drinks to reduce the prisoners sex drive when it was Bossman who said that.
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Agree. We are gonna smoke iran like a blunt and install a checkers on every street corner.
 
Sorry for burying the lede on that Stuttering John video. I meant to point out in my Community Happenings post that instead of doing his usual set that he's been doing for about 20 years, John read out Anthony Cumia's arrest report from 2015, which is why the crowd turned on him so savagely. It was a troon who put John up to it.

The Dabbleverse is difficult to explain. It's like if The Sektur and the O&A Pests drunkenly bumped uglies in a broom closet and spawned an AIDS-ridden monkeypox-infected tard baby in its wake.

Null is very wise to remain ignorant regarding the DV.
 
So funny that i beat RE9 last tuesday and i had a feeling that Josh would talk about her, since she also reminded me so much of the Pragmata girl.
What Null doesn't realize is that she isn't a normal girl, she was created in a lab and is, infact, a bioweapon, so it's NOT a 9 year old girl.
I have to clarify that i'm being facetious here, before people think i'm a pedophile or lolicon.
 
For the local sinophile
Government wants quaint village?
Government wants mountain view?
Government wants waterfall?
Government makes it so, no housing of niggers
 
Some guy decided to make a challenge to Helldivers 2 devs to play at the highest difficulty hoping to get their attention to fix the game's balance. He also offered to give 1000$ to their charity of choice.

Helldivers subreddit was not happy. Calling this a "charity blackmail", the guy was harassed and eventually retracted his challenge.

To make things even more insane, they doxed him, harassed a horse charity sanctuary he worked in for 15 years and got him expelled and he also got fired from his job as an electrician.

In short, they literally ruined this guy's life because he dared to challenge the wholesome chungus devs to play at high difficulty.

Not Funny

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Forklift Certified said:
How?

I assume the dude were from the usa because that's the only country where doxxing a thing, but i still cant fathom how this is even proceed in the first place...

...In dumbfuckistan the employer suddenly receiving 50 e-mail from nowhere from various addressees in a range of niggerdicksucker@gooner.cumm to 69communistfurry_UwU69@catfish.shes stating one of his employee a very very baaad man because [rolling tumbleweeds] and [cricket noises] and the employee first thought in his head to terminate that guy employment based on... on fucking what ?

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