💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Sneeds]

Last week you said it was a turkey tom ghost... which is it buddy?? better keep your story straight.......

He has turkey tom and Chris tied up in his closet

 

[The Great One]

Came across this, the new york post put this video out on tiktok of shitlibs near the us/mexico border in San Diego, kristi noem was there doing a press conference and while said conference was going on a bunch of shitlibs were screaming "we the people" and then a policeman with a k9 unit dog comes walking and the shitlibs begin screaming "don't let kristi near the dog" or "you'll never see the dog alive", "she'll rip it's throat", and "she's gonna kill the dog" then theres some footage of them near the fence, and theres people with gaza flags, and some other unidentifiable flags (at least unidentifiable to me).

And the comment section is full of the usual shitlibs saying that they'll vote blue during the midterms and fuck ice.





Also everyone on tiktok now hates tiktok new owners oracle, because oracle bought them out, so now everyone on tiktok hates it because instead of their "lovely, little chinese spy" its "israel and netanyahu" spying on them and ruining their original for you page.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

I got this recommended. It made me think of the thread mostly because of the recent mango cheese talk.

Also its one of those videos I hate so much, that it makes me want to share it so other people have to suffer and see what I did.

 

[The Great One]

Also its one of those videos I hate so much,

Truth be told, I can't stand modern trying food from x place. And it being the most cringy shit imaginable

 

[Sneeds]

SARR WE HAVE TO BAN THE ASSAULT WEAPONS FOR THE WHITE PEDOPHILES SARRR (Link)

Looks like Brandon Herera is doing what Josh was doing in Ohio against Vivek

 

[Airstrip One]

"The cookies were real," said one astronaut. He stared through the dark void of space towards the feculent brown haze that marked the location of India on planet Earth.

Behind him the second astronaut drew his sidearm and took aim.

"Always have been, sar..."

The use of a lower case 'i' (underlined no less) on the arsenic-green 'indians' cookie can only be intended as an izzat-draining slur, more potent even than calling someone a bloody bastard after they redeemed the many thousands of dollars-worth of Apple gift cards they had purchased at your request.

I was watching the stream pseudo-live, but about three and a half hours behind. During the degenerate pantomime of the Empathchan/Dankula section there was a jarring transition to a self-felating panel discussion regarding the rehabilitation of Alex Jones. MATI often takes unexepected twists and turns; I barrel rolled with the change like an adept chadmaxer, curious as to how Jones figured in the unfolding Scottish tragedy that rivals Macbeth. After about ten minutes, the absence of any commetary from Josh, regarding the possibility of the federal court system unbankrupting Jones, prompted me to approach my computer seeking answers. I suspect that what happened is the MATI stream ended and then Rumble dumped me into somebody else's stream. Empathchan appears to have emerged from the same mishapen mould as Billie Eilish. I have nothing intelligent to say regarding Jones and his posse of gay frogs.

I am looking forward this year to watching Anisa's handmade reptile enclosure growing in scale, while Ian is shoehorned into increasingly smaller spaces, until eventually his arms are pinned to his sides by the ball python's dungeon which now fills almost the entire room. His fate is to become a Sims character who has been trapped in a confined space with no obvious exit, only in real-life and by his girlfriend whose every waking action is an intuitive act of contempt against him. Watching him attempting to stay in this woman's good graces by roleplaying as a divorced dragon is the kind of pitiful simpery that I have come to expect from him.

The grimdark Darwinian Children of Men scenario that we are facing is one where the Ralpha-seed remains the only potent sperm. Like that Tom Baker-era episode of Doctor Who where he is given the wherewithal to wipe out his mortal enemies - the Daleks (imagine if pepper grinders were space Nazis) - we will be faced by a difficult moral choice. Do we instate Ralph as the saviour of our species and allow him to repopulate the world with a race of half-human / half-rage pig hybrids? Or do we collectively decide that we've had a good run and that now is the time for us to shuffle along the trail of T-Rex footprints and into the void of extinction. The loss of our ability to reproduce in exchange for the pleasant bossa nova rythmns made by the microplastics shuffling around inside our testicles was, in hindsight, probably too high a price to pay, but you live and learn and then you fucking die.

I am going to make a bold prediction: Ralph generally goes for women who he can dominate and abuse. Mommy Scarlet is more confrontational than his usual type. I predict that, if the two get together, then one will murder the other. Freebird will play on eighttrack as before, but from behind bars and through a jail PA.

(Edit - I have reached the end of the superchats. I see that it was Josh who pushed me into the arms of Alex Jones.)

 

[filthypenguin]

I found a fun cooking video.

 

[KingFrampt]

@Null The tranny shooter's dad abandoned him when he was a child, he took his mother's gun that he used to kill her first lol

Sounds like an alternate version of Josh’s block land days

 

[Wodanaz]

late post

I was just thinking out loud. Like, if Shawty was fucking dogs you would call her out for fucking dogs, because that's gross regardless of who is doing that. But some people think that it's ok for black men to fuck white women if they are fat and ugly

Some people think it's okay to fuck dogs. Douglas Spink, Adam Johnston.
Here, watch this:

Shawty is fat and ugly and you never called her a coal burner

Shawty never presented herself as a conservative pundit whose opinions people should take seriously. She is a whore and is open about being a whore. Pearl is a different kind of whore but pretends she isn't.

Shawty has no shame, so saying she fucks niggers does not affect her in the slightest. Pearl may also have no shame, but she wants to claim she's trad and conservative, so people saying she fucks niggers directly contradicts the image and brand she is trying to build. She hasn't even publicly had a come to jesus moment on the nigger fucking question, so christcucks can't do the christcuck thing and forgive her for it. She just pretends it never happened, and hopes you are too stupid to put two and two together.

Do you really need this explained to you?

Pearl is decent looking

He is right though. You're obviously attracted to that shoe girl and unhappy about the same behavior with her. And your response is the kind that one would expect from someone who panicking at the realization of being found out. Either that or the cold/pneumonia I have is clouding my judgement.

Shoe... is also a trad conservative larper/grifter. She also wants you to forget that she fucked niggers and a sexually deviant canadian man. She would really prefer it if you just talked about her EPIC and BASED takes about how stupid women are, even though she's literally only talking about herself and Pearl. She has absolutely no experience to draw on except being a degenerate hedonist/dumb internet person.

I think their propaganda is working. Please reorder your thoughts.

 

[Haramburger]

It's so funny that the final boss of transphobia has gotten into baking cute cookies.

Ironic, Null is better at being a woman than literal trannies.

Baking is a man's world because you use them(pastries) to catch women. It's effectively hunting with bait. Femoids might also do it because we leave them the kitchen in general but it's your workshop my dudes, do what thou wilt

Also I never gave Apex a look but if there's actual loot management that sounds like an interesting layer to BR, going to skim deeper even though I hate Bex and her ex-husbands

 

[Jotch]

Null has CWC locked in the basement, forced to pull the infinite supply of fictional animals from other dimensions to grind into exotic pepperoni.

 

[Cancer ♥]

do what thou wilt

 

[waffle]

Truth be told, I can't stand modern trying food from x place. And it being the most cringy shit imaginable

The real problem is that she talks her ass off but says almost nothing about the actual flavor notes, trxture or quality of the food, the whole thing is basically "I'm so fucking uninformed I don't even really know what most of this stuff is, this was yummy, this was yucky..."

Maybe this is made for other women?

 

[Haramburger]

Truth be told, I can't stand modern trying food from x place. And it being the most cringy shit imaginable

There's value in reviewing or talking about food, or movies, or video games, or any other inane shit, but when you do so it has to be entertaining, people have to actually want your opinions because you deliver them in a way no one else does. It's usually the "friend experience," in the case of RedLetterMedia or ReviewBrah. I wouldn't accept the same sort of content from a brick wall like Anisa or Frogan.

 

[gampboonerisms]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=trzf6BgaAQY
I got this recommended. It made me think of the thread mostly because of the recent mango cheese talk.

Also its one of those videos I hate so much, that it makes me want to share it so other people have to suffer and see what I did.

The face of a person who has never opened a jar in her life.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

The face of a person who has never opened a jar in her life.

I know one way she could open it.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

 

[Guyspleasedontfight]

Now days the accusation of deleting comments on youtube is completely retarded even under normal circumstances. Anyone that messes around in youtube comment sections often knows they will randomly shadowban and delete comments. It's been so rough at some points it's hard to even tell what's allowed. It doesn't even need to be edgy to get picked up by whatever system they are using. But obviously it makes it a lot more likely. I know it almost seems random which ones will make it through, and which ones don't.

And the shadow banning thing 100% happens in comments (for videos it's mostly a cope), you can see it a lot of the time where you go back to a video, and they're just hidden, even if it shows they correct number of replies have been made. The actual comment won't show.

Youtube has really cucked the youtube commenting experience. Which sucks because the comment section is the best part of youtube.

I don’t think turkey tom fans are a particularly sentient group so I doubt they managed to put that much thought into it

Genuinely my favorite mati moments are gumroad cornstarch video and ebt segments from late October and early november. I just like when josh screams at lazy and ignorant blacks or just people in general.

Josh Is really good at punching down in my opinion

I am really having trouble understanding people's problem with Null's interview of Turkey Tom's jilted exes. Why would you expect it to be some antagonistic interrogation about their claims? He was just making them comfortable, drawing out whatever they had to say, obviously to be analyzed and picked apart later.

Don't forget:
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theyre butthurt turkey troon fans, simple as that. It seems like he’s picked up a portion of Destiny’s audience who will defend him with cult like fervor

I'm sure it's just a coincidence it looks exactly like the room from Lain!

josh Fucking loves lain

Now that Joshua is all skinny and sexually desirable what are the chances we can get him to start doing steroids and lifting a lot?

Not only would his life improve tremendously, I think the shift in his attitude and perspectives would be damn cool.

he would rather go through the most Eugenia diet than lift weights lmao, don’t get me wrong, I respect his ability to stick to his diet, it sounds insane.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

He has turkey tom and Chris tied up in his closet

Imagine the smeeeelll

 

[The Great One]

Cartoon autists can now rejoice over warner bros animation archive. Because in March, streaming service tubi will have a major archive of classic warner, hanna barbera, and cartoon network shows and shorts on their platform. Which may cause an already dwindling dip in viewers for secondary cable/terrestrial tv channel metv toons (the modern day take on classic boomerang)



But here's my problem, if they're going to put the dukes (dukes of hazzard: animated series) on tubi, why not put the original tv show on there?