💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Stream is delayed. Emergency
 
Breaking KiwiNews, so hot you can't eat it yet honey please let it cool for a few minutes.

Ang Vondra, who has spend the past month trying everything under the sun you can think of to get attention, has now resorted to

 
He is pregnant and was craving oysters with skittles but he bit his tongue and threw up and went into labor so he has to go to the hospital now.
 
Breaking KiwiNews, so hot you can't eat it yet honey please let it cool for a few minutes.

Ang Vondra, who has spend the past month trying everything under the sun you can think of to get attention, has now resorted to

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Minnesota is just California that is colder, and somehow also gayer.
Want to know why the the West coast is so fucked up? Midwesterners. They're the ones that over-romanticized California and West coast as a whole, bringing their retardation and suicidal empathy with them in the 60's and 70's. By the late 70's they'd already begun infesting the PNW, bitching about Spotted Owls, which would eventually devastate families that worked in the timber industry. The assholes are still coming out here to work in tech and vote in our elections.
 
>be me
>at work
>tell boss that josh is gonna be late for his stream
>"WHAT, HOW DO I FIND OUT WHEN IT IS?" t. Boss
>i try telling him to refresh the page by pressing f5, he hits the f key, then number 5
>he spills his pens off the table and threatens me with a punitive action involving a forklift and oil drum.
>i go cry in the bathroom
>boss kicks his shoe through the ikea door of the shitter
>"ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES AND I KEEP HITTING F THEN 5, NOTHING IS HAPPENING, ITS FORKLIFT TIME FOR YOU" t. Boss
>i go do my punishment
>punishment is forklift workout, hard business
>after lifting the oil barrel up and down 100 times the battery dies
>tell my boss i maintained the muscles of the forklift and it cant do more work due to exhaustion
>check phone
>still no stream
>cry
>i call the british suicide hotline and tell them that i think i might be a nigger in white skin
>they tell me to kill myself
>wtf
>go to the office front to comfort my boss whos chugging blood pressure medicine like candy
>open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
 
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