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@Null Mr. Jersh sir have you checked out my thread on the Krassensteins? It made the front page.

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💰 Grifter Thread 'Brian and Ed Krassenstein / The Krassenstein Brothers / KrassenCast / edbri871 / JamesOkeef / Talkgoldcom'

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The Krassenstein Brothers

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Early Life and Financial History

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Brian Mark and Edward Lawrence “Ed” Krassenstein were born on November 2nd, 1981 to parents Martin and Carol Krassenstein. They were raised in a Jewish household in Somers Point, New Jersey and started get-rich-quick schemes as early as 15 when they started selling baseball cards and video games on newsgroups. The brothers graduated from Mainland Regional...
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I'm afraid that the kiwi casino is an effort by both parties to push my man warski out. He just wants to pause the video, you would dethrone him for such a paltry desire?

You s-sss-sc-sc-scoundrel.
 
Null said:
libtards advocating running over feds with their car is kind of based
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They're too retarded to realize it would mean normal people would be allowed to run over climate protestors. I know what you mean, but don't give them too much serious credit.
 
geckogoy said:
This but unironically if they got rid of the nigger kike and it turned into the josh and ppp show id watch that
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He's definitely the weaker half of the show and even idubbz referred to him like a henchman.

However the hasbin hotel warski metokur stream was one of my favorite streams ever and his madness arc after the JFG breakup where he was burning his nipple with a lighter and listening to enya while guys were screaming slurs at eachother was peak.

Besides, who's going to play DSP in their art pieces and cosplay with PPP. Jersh? No fucking way. you can't have The Brain without Pinkie.
 
I must object to the claim that Indians have uniquely small penises as this is scientifically unfounded.

Now, it is true, Indians are likely among the most underendowed on earth, insofar as their population structure includes elements of SE Asian population groups. HOWEVER the justifications for singling out Indians as having uniquely small dicks are not valid, for a few (interrelated) reasons, and it is important to understand why because knowing the facts just confirm how vile Indians really are:
  1. While not mentioned by Josh, this claim is usually supported by studies that show that 'failure' rates for condoms are ridiculously high in India. As wearing an undersized condom is uncomfortable enough that it would be rare for one to proceed into intercourse long enough for one to actually rip on you, this obviously isn't what's happening. So, the assumption is that Indian men are like human beings and that they rationally buy condoms and the condoms just HAPPEN to be oversized because the companies aren't manufacturing them in appropriate sizes. This is obviously incorrect, for the following reasons:
  2. Firstly, Indian men be stealthing. Who is actually using a condom in India? A man whose family can't set him up with a wife, or who is cheating on his wife, raping a 6 year old temple prostitute in a Hindu temple, and he's wearing it only because the priest said he had to to try and keep the girl useful until she's discarded at age 12 or so. You think that guy cares about giving his fat wife five different STDs? HELL NO. As soon as he can push the girl into doggy, that condom is getting whipped straight off between strokes.
  3. Secondly, Indians are the most arrogant, and the most unreasonably arrogant, scum the world has ever seen. As such, for serious public health reasons, it is necessary that condoms which are normal sized for their cocks be called 'large'. If this is not done, they will buy unreasonably large condoms which will slip off. In human countries, it is possible for condom companies to sell 'snug' or 'close fit' condoms, and those men at the less girthy end of the local size distribution can buy them with some degree of confidence.

    That is IMPOSSIBLE for the Indian. It is possible that condom manufacturers have underestimated the arrogance of the Indian, and that small (for India) condoms should be called 'magnums', and normal sized condoms 'king size'. I would suggest 'gorilla' for the largest (for India) size as Indians are unlikely to get the joke.

    To cite an example, a typical condom sold in India is the 'MANFORCE XXL', which can be had with various erotic scents. Like... musk. The nominal girth is 52mm. That would be called snug in a white country, South America, Africa, but it isn't unusual for a standard sized condom in SE Asia. It's just in the kind of countries that Matt Forney types visit, the standard size doesn't have to be called the 'MANFORCE XXL' for the locals to use it.
 
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In the recent Kino Casino crossover episode, Null theorized that "poo" in India meant something like 'holy': this theory is not too far off. Poo ( पू ) translates pretty closely as ritual purification or cleansing in the ancient Sanskrit and its meaning has morphed over time, incorporated into the dozens of Indian languages- see puja which is basically Indian pagan rituals about invoking divine spirits, typically involving ritual purification to some degree. There is some debate among linguistic scholars about the technicalities and implications, as the root language is largely lost and not spoken any more.

So, yes, smearing one's self with cow poo, is a form of पू or pū. Isn't language fun?
 
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Sneeds said:
In that sub they also like to complain about how hard it is to buy a gun in their shitlib state. How ironic.
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If they're surprised about the grips, then they probably didn't vote for that or weren't aware it was a part of the bill that introduced it. Don't say "the same people who did A also did B! Isn't that ironic?" because we're talking about millions of people. How the hell would you know? People don't know anything about politics and it doesn't stop them from voting anyway.
 
Good show.

Counterpoint: Canada doesn’t have enough immigrants!

 
wtf. How am I hearing about Turkey Tom getting revenge porned on the site by some spiteful whore, from a podcast I won't name in this thread, and not the featured posts

It could be complete bullshit, I haven't gone through everything. But it's definitely something noteworthy. Looking at the shit they said. There is no way she isn't just some attention whore trying to cause problems.
 
prollyanotherlurker said:
wtf. How am I hearing about Turkey Tom getting revenge porned on the site by some spiteful whore, from a podcast I won't name in this thread, and not the featured posts

It could be complete bullshit, I haven't gone through everything. But it's definitely something noteworthy. Looking at the shit they said. There is no way she isn't just some attention whore trying to cause problems.
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I am monitoring da siduation clobely
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
a fed is still a fed
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You and I know that, anyone who sees them on the side of the road at night knows that. But they arent talking about running over ANY and ALL federal agents, (based) they're talking about running over just ICE agents. They couldn't give less of a fuck if the ATF goes and slaughters a family in the woods of Idaho, or burn dozens of children alive in Texas. Or if the CIA imports coke, heroin and fent into America to fund their mind control experiments. They only care about the feds that are mean to brown people.
 
FootballBuff said:
You and I know that, anyone who sees them on the side of the road at night knows that. But they arent talking about running over ANY and ALL federal agents, (based) they're talking about running over just ICE agents. They couldn't give less of a fuck if the ATF goes and slaughters a family in the woods of Idaho, or burn dozens of children alive in Texas. Or if the CIA imports coke, heroin and fent into America to fund their mind control experiments. They only care about the feds that are mean to brown people.
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Exactly. This kind of behavior is truly fascinating to me because of how suicidal it is. It took decades of very persistent propaganda to get the plebs to think that way, though. One of the results is that (straight) white people seem to be the only group not allowed to organize in any way in the US. Everyone's a "community": blacks, Jews, gays, crossdressers on estrogen, you name it. Not John Smith, father of two. Nuh-uh.
 
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