💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
>pay for something
>ads

Mussolini hanged for less
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What makes you think I pay for it? Unlike Netflix, Paramount doesn't care how many devices are logged in so I just use a friends. And they have it because they work for Walmart
 
mango_reseller said:
If you've witnessed any MATI stream prior to ~September 2025, you would know why Jersh is unwilling to think bad internet is embarassing
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Jawsh has had more connectivity issues than Metokur's headset, When you're piggybacking on a Pizza Hut wifi in North Yemen, you're not expected to have great bandwidth.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Jawsh has had more connectivity issues than Metokur's headset, When you're piggybacking on a Pizza Hut wifi in North Yemen, you're not expected to have great bandwidth.
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The truth is Internet connection, even in 2026, is still extremely wonky. There are still remote places with fucking dial up because nobody ran ethernet out to their area.
 
The "Wal*Mart+" to avoid brown people sort of makes sense.
I have a "fancy" credit card with the usual business and travel perks, and free Wal*Mart+. I thought that was a bit odd. But it makes sense in the rich white people avoiding the browns sense. I haven't enabled it since I'm out of their direct from store delivery area.
 
God's strongest milkman said:
Wasn't he stealing Internet from like a falafel shop below him or something?
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He got so frustrated that he ran an ethernet cable down to the shop below from out his window and paid the guy cash. I remember this because halfway through a stream lamenting that his connection was still shit, he realized that he was still using the wifi and not the cable.
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
Wasn't he stealing Internet from like a falafel shop below him or something?
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Yeah I’m sure it was a kebab shop. Which is a bit odd because you don’t get a lot of those in Serbia? . Although maybe it was the Greek kind of kebab shop rather than the Turkish kind.

Going to great lengths to smuggle in grey market Starlink, bribing the building owner to mount it on the roof, running the cable in.. and then the fucking thing dying immediately was a tragi-comedy.
 
Here’s some anti ICE videos





 
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Null said:
He said the RuneScape sfx gets no complaints. It satisfies the autists
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Honestly it's an issue for me. It's literally my notification sound effect on my phone for two years now. I keep thinking I'm getting notifications.

If I hear it again I really might JUST FUCK-AH DUDE !!
 
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