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Josues and Joses will jump the border to the kiwifarms until morale improves.
💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions
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A few days late to this, but if @MAAAD ever gives his opinion on literally anything, just remember that he wrote about how he couldn't even cum when he "lost" his virginity to a $90 whore.
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Musk wants Infinity H-1B because Indians are his #1 purchaser of teslas.
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Crossposting a recent post, but I thought this might make for a funny political segment of a boomer getting rekt on tomorrow's MATI.
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how does she do it
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Josh lost his can opener and in desperation tried to open a can of oysters with his teeth
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fwiw Josh I had a seizure in my sleep recently, nearly bit my fucking tongue off and I absolutely feel it. You got it brother
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SUCKING TOO MANY COCKS YOU HURT YOUR TONGUE
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Put some Rickey's on it and you'll be fine
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This is a classic crackhead excuse to get out of work
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DAMN THAT PUSSY SHARP
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When you schizo ramble to yourself too hard and bite your own tongue.
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okay, bad newth. i have inthured my thongue and ith prethy bad. ith not likely i can thream thomorrow. i know mouth inthurieth heal prethy fatht tho maybe ith'll be okay buth i theriouthly cant thpeak withouth irritathing the wound.
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Do the entire stream using a text to speech program while your audio is set to fucked up levels of gain to obtain the sound of every key being pressed
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Please elaborate. The fact you said injured instead of bit is interesting, did your burn yourself while doing crackarooski?
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Praise be to the Hoffman gang and their connections at Facebook.
Background: Tom was talking a lot of shit on AMB to the users there and challenged them to fights. A user by the name of Jimmy McGill (yes breaking bad reference that Tom doesn't get) claimed he would fly down to Tucson and take Tom up on his offer to fight. As such, Tom filed a bunch of complaints with the police and then decided to reveal it on Facebook. I managed to get this and you can laugh along with your audience on the complaints
7 pages long, I will provide commentary when needed
First incident was July 3rd. The 4th of July weekend was when Tom's challenge was accepted to be and Tom called over the cops to his shithovel. This isn't the current trailer park trash he is living in but the place he was getting evicted from.
Lol, nice name change Tom
Tom is being identified as a man. He has freaked out at police and others for calling him a man before. He claims to be an author but all his substack posts are just him copy and pasting grok slop into a shitty formatted article. All the threats he claims that Jimmy McGill made (again, breaking bad reference and not his real name) are not real. Tom was just lying to the cops here
In case anyone did not remember, this is what is known in the Tom world as tardwrangled
Tom likes to claim a lot of things are crimes when they aren't, such as being gaslighted because he believes everything everyone tells him. Him making a fraud report and the blacked out parts are part of his mental health history and shows he is actively being tard wrangled for another psych hold. The first post after the highlighted associates is directly from the fake person created to troll Tom called Kevin Hoffman, who Tom can't tell if it is fake or real.
Ok this is probably the best page. The beginning paragraph talks about how Tom was made to believe that the Hoffman gang has flying drones over his house 24/7 to spy on him. He was also made to believe that the Hoffman gang has connections in the TPD and that it was only the corruption of the police stopping Tom from getting his criminal case going. He uploaded links to Another Message Board, which are private unless you have an account. Tom has been told this but refuses to believe it, so his "evidence" got ignored. October 1st the cops came to his house, noted that he doesn't shower or bathe, Tom called someone (he does not have nor can he afford an attorney), and then got placed on a psych hold. He most likely got let out after the hold after the period ran out but Tom just assumed it was because there was nothing wrong with him. The final 2 paragraphs deal with him believing that the Hoffman gang hacked his computer, uploaded child porn onto the computer, and contacted the Attorney Generals office to let them know he had child porn on his computer. There was even a really bad photo edit of an email claiming to have received a response. Tom, being the genius he is, decided to contact the Attorney Generals office asking if they were investigating him for child porn.
If you have any questions null, ask them today. I will try and update later tonight
Praise be to the Hoffman gang and their connections at Facebook.
Background: Tom was talking a lot of shit on AMB to the users there and challenged them to fights. A user by the name of Jimmy McGill (yes breaking bad reference that Tom doesn't get) claimed he would fly down to Tucson and take Tom up on his offer to fight. As such, Tom filed a bunch of complaints with the police and then decided to reveal it on Facebook. I managed to get this and you can laugh along with your audience on the complaints
7 pages long, I will provide commentary when needed
First incident was July 3rd. The 4th of July weekend was when Tom's challenge was accepted to be and Tom called over the cops to his shithovel. This isn't the current trailer park trash he is living in but the place he was getting evicted from.
Lol, nice name change Tom
Tom is being identified as a man. He has freaked out at police and others for calling him a man before. He claims to be an author but all his substack posts are just him copy and pasting grok slop into a shitty formatted article. All the threats he claims that Jimmy McGill made (again, breaking bad reference and not his real name) are not real. Tom was just lying to the cops here
In case anyone did not remember, this is what is known in the Tom world as tardwrangled
Tom likes to claim a lot of things are crimes when they aren't, such as being gaslighted because he believes everything everyone tells him. Him making a fraud report and the blacked out parts are part of his mental health history and shows he is actively being tard wrangled for another psych hold. The first post after the highlighted associates is directly from the fake person created to troll Tom called Kevin Hoffman, who Tom can't tell if it is fake or real.
Ok this is probably the best page. The beginning paragraph talks about how Tom was made to believe that the Hoffman gang has flying drones over his house 24/7 to spy on him. He was also made to believe that the Hoffman gang has connections in the TPD and that it was only the corruption of the police stopping Tom from getting his criminal case going. He uploaded links to Another Message Board, which are private unless you have an account. Tom has been told this but refuses to believe it, so his "evidence" got ignored. October 1st the cops came to his house, noted that he doesn't shower or bathe, Tom called someone (he does not have nor can he afford an attorney), and then got placed on a psych hold. He most likely got let out after the hold after the period ran out but Tom just assumed it was because there was nothing wrong with him. The final 2 paragraphs deal with him believing that the Hoffman gang hacked his computer, uploaded child porn onto the computer, and contacted the Attorney Generals office to let them know he had child porn on his computer. There was even a really bad photo edit of an email claiming to have received a response. Tom, being the genius he is, decided to contact the Attorney Generals office asking if they were investigating him for child porn.
If you have any questions null, ask them today. I will try and update later tonight
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Someone didn't wait for their pizza to cool down! 
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It's fucking horrible when that shit happens. Burn or cut?
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Your dieting methods are getting a little extreme, huh.