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Perhaps the one upside to infotainment culture is niggers don't steal your radio unit with a crowbar anymore because you left your windows down or doors unlocked for a 5 minute CVS trip. Did you ever have the kind with the removable faceplate to deter theft? Some people lost them, or had just the faceplate stolen out of spite.
Tbf now they just steal the car and drive it around until they get bored.

Although i remember the stock radio in my first car (built in 1999) deterred theft by communicating with the car’s computer to make sure it was in that same car and locked up otherwise (this prevented resale of the original stereo, it didnt prevent replacement of it with an aftermarket one). I cant testify whether this worked back then as a deterrent as to this day people are selling stolen teslas and locked iphones, hoping to offload them onto some sucker before the owner tracks it down.
 
visa mafia came for twitch
it was aaaa while back when they said they had to follow UK guidelines.
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Perhaps the one upside to infotainment culture is niggers don't steal your radio unit with a crowbar anymore because you left your windows down or doors unlocked for a 5 minute CVS trip. Did you ever have the kind with the removable faceplate to deter theft? Some people lost them, or had just the faceplate stolen out of spite.
I had one of those. I kept the face plate for 10 years after some bigger t boned me and totalled my perfect car. Actually, I think I ripped the whole radio out.
 
An Ode to @NuII's Clitty💦:




Do it be farting?
Do it be leaking?
Do it be gushing
when Null's tweaking?

Null's clitty, it is such a pitty.
Null's clitty, it's a little zittie.
Null's clitty, it's all ittie-bittie.
Null's clitty, does a little spittie.

Do it be farting?
Do it be leaking?
Do it be gushing
when Null's tweaking?

Null's clitty goes: drip, drip, drop!
Null's clitty, it just won't stop!
Null's clitty, quick get a mop!
Null's clitty, it's about to pop!

Do it be farting?
Do it be leaking?
Do it be gushing
when Null's tweaking?
 
Null now has an ally in the fight against Cuckflare. It's time for #ExCloudflare.
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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gunther-fehlinger.171668/page-70#post-23020289
Also Hasan made an interview with a CCP Propagandist about how great China is.
 
Null now has an ally in the fight against Cuckflare. It's time for #ExCloudflare.
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Also Hasan made an interview with a CCP Propagandist about how great China is.
If their reasons for wanting to drop cloudflare is because their reliability dropped below 5 9's of reliability then this is going nowhere and no one will be motivated enough able to stick to their guns of facing the hard world they created for themselves by abandoning everyone else for cloudflare. I bet we will never hear about this again after this week.
 
An Ode to @NuII's Clitty💦:


An Ode to Null's Clitty.mp4

Do it be farting?
Do it be leaking?
Do it be gushing
when Null's tweaking?

Null's clitty, it is such a pitty.
Null's clitty, it's a little zittie.
Null's clitty, it's all ittie-bittie.
Null's clitty, does a little spittie.

Do it be farting?
Do it be leaking?
Do it be gushing
when Null's tweaking?

Null's clitty goes: drip, drip, drop!
Null's clitty, it just won't stop!
Null's clitty, quick get a mop!
Null's clitty, it's about to pop!

Do it be farting?
Do it be leaking?
Do it be gushing
when Null's tweaking?
>Suno
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Congrats on making your dream come true
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CHANTAL RUN OR WALK JUST GET AWAY FROM THERE
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back in my day radios were one of two standard form factors and you could simply replace it.
What do you even listen to on the radio? The only time I ever bother is if I'm sick of my own music and a lot of the times it's not very good. AM stations can be entertaining sometimes as mine have a few tin foils in them.
 
Wasn't that Jan the nuzlocke guy obsessed with her at one point? I remember him going after Alpharad pretty hard out of jealousy.
Don't know. I only ever remember her from OddOnesOut collabs that I watched years ago. Then she did the Ace thing while at the same time living with Alpharad, it's not hard to put 2 and 2 together
 
Wasn't that Jan the nuzlocke guy obsessed with her at one point? I remember him going after Alpharad pretty hard out of jealousy.
I vaguely remember something about her and nuzlocke where others thought she was suicidal because she put in a part about being a fraud after winning a nuzlocke, but the fraud thing came from a stream where she lost and reloaded just to finish the last boss or something and added that part in to reference that in the edited down version.
 
Joshua Corner Moon of the s-w-s-k-i forums, I kneel:
 
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