💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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you gotta get a guide to fish when you’re in a new area. Doesn’t need to be a paid thing, can just be grandpa or work buddy, but even if you know what to look for you can get fucked over by dumb shit

Personally I’d always recommend fly fishing since you can actually do quite a bit of learning at a stocked pond and there’s much more of an autistic skill ceiling.
 
Personally I’d always recommend fly fishing since you can actually do quite a bit of learning at a stocked pond and there’s much more of an autistic skill ceiling.
dude it's such a nightmare to fly fish and you can't do it anywhere there's not a fucking clearing or you'll spend literally all day just FUCKING WITH WIRE
 
Tldr: after japan said no & internet told patent office your being retarded.
US patent office is re examining the patents- undo the thing hopefully.
What’s new: In a stunning development attributable to the public outrage that started here on games fray and reflecting concern over implications for the reputation of the U.S. patent system as a whole, USPTO Director John A. Squires has personally ordered, at his own initiative, his organization to take another look at Nintendo’s U.S. Patent No. 12,403,397. The Director determined that ex parte reexamination was in order because of two older published U.S. patent applications, one of which was filed by Konami in 2002 and the other by Nintendo itself in 2019 (it was published in 2020). Either one of those prior art references “teaches a player being allowed to peform a battle ina manual mode and in a simpler, automatic mode.” This may be the first such order in more than a decade (we’ll discuss that further below).

Direct impact: A reexamination order is not a revocation order (which would not be possible in this form anyway), and even Director-initiated reexaminations can result in a patent being upheld, but it is highly likely that the USPTO will revoke Nintendo’s ‘397 patent. The two prior art references underlying the “Director Initiated Order for Ex Parte Reexamination” (that’s the official title) address the element based on which the original examiner thought Nintendo’s patent was distinguishable from the prior art. Nintendo has two months to respond to the order, and if any third parties wish to up the ante for Nintendo further (though it does not appear necessary), they can bring their own challenges and present, for example, prior art relating to games rather than patent documents.

Wider ramifications:

This development further undermines the credibility of Nintendo’s patent assertions against Palworld. This is now the second case in as many weeks where a patent or patent application related to the patents Nintendo is asserting against Palworld is viewed skeptically by one of the world’s top four patent offices (the other members of that club are the European Patent Office (EPO) and the China National Intellectual Property Administration (CNIPA), and we are not aware of any major events relating to Nintendo patents in those jurisdictions).
The last confirmed Director Inititiated Order of an Ex Parte Reexamination was in 2012. The all-time number of such orders technically changed in 2019, but based on our research that fact was due to a change in counting methods.
The only plausible explanation is that the USPTO’s leadership became aware of all the negative publicity surrounding the grant of the ‘397 patent and wanted to correct this mistake. No system is perfect, which is why there must be processes in place to fix issues. That is what the USPTO is demonstrating.
What makes this initiative even more remarkable is the fact that since Director Squires was appointed by President Donald Trump and confirmed by the United States Senate, all of his other measures made it harder to challenge patents (October 16, 2025 ip fray article; October 1, 2025 ip fray article). The first time he intervened with respect to a particular patent, he actually revived a canceled patent (October 5, 2025 ip fray article), declaring expert testimony unreliable.
 
Tldr: after japan said no & internet told patent office your being retarded.
US patent office is re examining the patents- undo the thing hopefully.
I'm so glad the US Patent Office is able to address mistakes, but only once another nation's equivalent office is competent enough to spot the obvious.
 
wait Japan is the one saying that IP went too far? that'd probably give anyone pause for thought.
To be honest, one of the reasons one of their consoles flopped hard (the Wii U) was because of their draconian rules regarding their IPs. Back in 2013 they were taking down people's videos showing any Nintendo game being played, they were basically going after people advertising their shitty console for free just because they wanted to enforce their copyright, so much so that no one knew what the Wii U had to offer because most reviewers were pissed off at Nintendo and stopped covering their games. They stopped being dickheads with that after the Switch, which is a big reason why it didn't flop.
I love Nintendo games, i hate Nintendo. Hopefully someday they stop making hardware and we just get their games on PC.
 
US patent office is re examining the patents- undo the thing hopefully.
>peform a battle ina manual mode and in a simpler, automatic mode
That sounds so close to something "Age of Wonders" had in 1999. I find this shit scary.
 
Penultimate-style khantent - a woman explaining marginalization in the field of teledildonics using fucking sign language:

(you're a bigot and also a nigot if you don't cover this on the next MATI)
I'm pretty sure the only reasonable response to ai powered sex toys that says "cyber toy stories" would be just playing that one sentence mix shitpost the guy that made undertale put out at some point.
To be honest, one of the reasons one of their consoles flopped hard (the Wii U) was because of their draconian rules regarding their IPs. Back in 2013 they were taking down people's videos showing any Nintendo game being played, they were basically going after people advertising their shitty console for free just because they wanted to enforce their copyright, so much so that no one knew what the Wii U had to offer because most reviewers were pissed off at Nintendo and stopped covering their games. They stopped being dickheads with that after the Switch, which is a big reason why it didn't flop.
I liked the creative guys behind Nintendo's shit and the end result games, the legalese shit the hired lawyer department does though is just tarnishing them forever like it did universal's infamously petty case when they pulled similar shit over donkey kong being named kong.

Hopefully someday they stop making hardware and we just get their games on PC.
It's easy and possible to have both though! God I just was reminded about how way back when SEGA was still doing their own consoles I had shit like sonic 3d and sonic 3 on PC and that's how I played those games as a kid. That and a lot of bootleg discs from computer shows relatives would gift me of games that didn't have a PC port. Emulators weren't really as common back then so I don't know how the fuck they did that thing they did but damn those chinamen really knew how to get games running on PC.

I also do not want the entirety of power over gaming on dedicated devices to be californian bugmen and enuchs but that's another story.
 
dude it's such a nightmare to fly fish and you can't do it anywhere there's not a fucking clearing or you'll spend literally all day just FUCKING WITH WIRE
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There’s a modified roll cast that you can use to practically fish around corners if you spend enough time playing with string.

You aren’t going to be catching salmon with it but any calm water fish is going to prefer a softer entry with good mimicry
 
I liked the creative guys behind Nintendo's shit and the end result games
People who are firmly against Nintendo won't concede to this point, but i'm a guy who grew up with a PS1 and PS2, i didn't have a Nintendo console until i bought a Wii back in 2020 and then i bought a Switch. I got it almost immediately.
This is gonna be ultra soyjak, but games like Super Mario Galaxy or Super Mario Odyssey just hit you with one fun idea after another, these games are somehow engineered to be FUN. I was blown away my first time playing Super Mario Odyssey because of that, the game was simply TOO MUCH FUN in a way you don't see anymore. You don't need long ass tutorials, boring ass stories without any substance, the game is simply a playground and you are free to do as you please.
If you are a baby playing the game you can beat it easily, if you are a grown man you can try get all the moons and that's where you will find the challenging part of the game. The creative aspect of their first party games is fucking great.
 
I wonder if Josh will ever piss off black xitter like Venti did. Thats a lot of blocks
 

I’ve been following Josh’s advice and writing my senators/congressman. Both of my senators sent me emails back. And now that I’m back from overseas I see Moreno is pushing to fuck these retarded outsourcing pajeets over. If this isn’t direct proof that writing your senators works then idk what is. My letters covered a variety of topics but focused a lot on H1b and foreigners stealing American jobs. WRITE YOUR SENATORS PPL. I’m sure there are also fellow buckeye kiwis who have been writing too, obviously it’s not just me.
 
this is genuinely informative and i think this system is probably better than the way that it works in the US. DC would probably make more money if they sold monthly catalogs with different episodes instead of what I got in the mail.

i like my cheese subscription a lot and towards the end of the month I get excited for my new cheese. Every month would get the nerds excited for new capeshit.
Someone has almost certainly pointed this out, but I'm catching up from long not reading this thread so I'll go ahead:

DC tried this a few years ago, it was called "Wednesday Comics". It wasn't the same as the Manga phonebook format, it was an oversized, newspaper-like weekly magazine with several more or less standalone stories, inconsequential to continuity, about different characters. Each issue contained a couple pages of the story. It didn't last long, but I'm not sure I remember why. Maybe DC just lost interest fast; there may have been some distribution limitations that killed widespread access; maybe the offer was just too meager in comparison; maybe people just didn't care. It may have even been a limited scope project, to test the waters of that kind of publication format. I remember the format and the art being rather nice-looking, and that the stories were well-received, but nothing else like this has been attempted since.

Now, there's something important to point out about this: Japan has a culture of throwaway books. They'll buy the weekly/monthly/quarterly phonebook-sized editions (that are even printed in low quality paper, sometimes with art unfinished) and read them (often just a few stories they're actively following, at most browsing the others in case there's something interesting) on the way to or back from work/school, then throw them in the trash or give them away. If they really like a story and want to keep it, they'll buy the collected volumes. Feedback and public interest in each story, and sales of early collected volumes, decide whether a story continues publication or gets axed. So, all in all, you buy a low cost, low quality book with a few stories you like, a few you may potentially like, and that you can dispose of. It's a good value and a good way to occupy otherwise wasted time.

American comics are straight up geared to collectors from the start. There's no culture of disposability. Every book is printed in high quality paper, regardless of how dogshit or unpopular it is, because there'll be someone hoping to put it in a mylar bag and keep it, and hopefully sell it much later. There's variant covers for almost every book, simply the same issue with a different drawing on the cover, again, to incentivize collectors to buy and store these "rare" copies in hopes they'll be worth something some day. They do every trick and gimmick they can to get people to buy them for these collections. Relaunch unpopular books with new "Issue 1" every year or two, because that boosts sales temporarily; do crossovers, do events, do stories that start in one book, continue in another, then return to the first and so on. It's all a bunch of anti-consummer tricks that only work on people already hooked, or speculators. And then there's the collected versions, between 5 and 10 issues in one collected book, a few months after the last collected issue comes out. This makes some people want to just wait for the volumes to come out and not follow the "floppies".

TL;DR: the American and Japanese industries are structured in diametrically opposed ways. Japan has throwaway books that people read on the go and dispose of, with hundreds of pages giving room to countless stories and artists every week. America has an industry captured by collectors and speculators, with publishers using tricks and gimmicks that are counter-productive to attracting new readers and generating new talent. I doubt America would adopt the Japanese phonebook format, because lifestyles are too different.
 
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@Nick Obre I don't know why, but the culture of auto archiving seems gross when done for bad comics. It should have some artistic or ability to be commented on to be archived.
Like Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
 
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