💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I used to get ads for the two-lane soldiers shooting game, but now I get Hero Wars ads where an anime knight is stripped of his power and items and given a strength rating of 1, and he then grabs a sword to become 2, and starting hitting orcs and goblins of a lower number to rank up in an isometric dungeon. I wish it were real, actual Hero Wars is a facebook gacha game that doesn't even have good titties.
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@Null was right about the “why would you watch a podcast featuring 2 whores”. I saw a clip of their podcast on this video and just wanted to end it.


That very fake high pitched voice just weirds me out
 
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overweight said:
imagine working towards this while most young men work their asses off to escape it
did nobody tell tell this bitch what it means to be a manlet?
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No. That's what makes her doing it funnier. She is complaining no one is hiring her, but who wants to hire a 5'1" man to do literally anything lol. Hire a short woman pretending to be a man to make 5'7" women even taller maybe?
 
Since it was specified that only exercise professionals can provide work out advice, here's a work out professional.

 
If you're really trying to build some basic strength but don't want to pay anything, your best bet is probably kinesthetics. It works for dudes in prison. During a lock down, prisoners have to workout in their cells. That means pushups, burpees, sit ups that sort of thing. I've heard a few prison YouTubers mention "water bags." Which is exactly what it sounds like. A bag filled with water that they use as an improvised weight. You could do the same thing with sand bags too. I'm not sure if Florida has something similar, but where I live we get flash floods relatively frequently. So my city offers free sandbags. All you have to do is go to where they keep the sand and fill a bag up.
 

I think this might have been the nuggie clip mentioned. It's always been a favorite of mine because it hits at one of those fun contradictions in American sensibilities regarding food and waste. Jamie tries to disgust kids with a carcass of a chicken that's had all the usual cuts- breast, legs, wings, thighs- removed because that's obviously garbage!
He then shows them how they're made into chicken nuggets, something they know they like. All this to hope that the transitive property of disgust will make kids hate chicken nuggets. The kids don't buy this, which is why the clip is so funny because they don't buy into his bullshit logic. I always liked it for another reason. When Jamie (distinct person from John) Oliver was doing this in the 2000's, elementary schoolers were all taught in social studies or whatever about the importance of recycling and not wasting, especially not wasting food. There are children starving elsewhere! Our resources are limited! And at least where I went to school, they definitely still emphasized the trope about Native Americans being more in touch with nature; Great Plains tribes using every part of the buffalo- essentially the same thing as making nuggies out of the extra bits of chicken- was supposed to be a great virtue and a testament to their cultural wisdom and knowledge of their place in the natural world. I had a teacher in 3rd or 4th grade try to disgust us about hot dogs being made in a similar way (it's why I know the word offal!)
Of course many teachers, and apparently Jamie Oliver, were apparently too midwitty to see a contradiction or hoped that their subjects at least were. But it always gets a smile out of me when kids can spot some bullshit an adult is trying to pull.
NUGGIE ENJOYERS RISE UP
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This is late but in regards to last weeks MATI. Null said the website is for critical discussion ect ect... Bro I just wana come on here and say the racist things I cant say anywhere else AND meet with my fellow like minded racists.
 
I recently acquired a blitz PhD in CS gambling from Coffeezilla, so I want to correct Null's misunderstanding of the CS gambling situation. He looked at this tweet about CS gambling, where some guy had 3 billion fake dollars in CS skins, and Null assumed that he took a loss on these skins. In reality, these are titled "worthless red skins" because red skins used to be not very valuable, but the update changed it so that you can trade up red skins for more desirable skins, so people now want red skins, and he theoretically made a lot of money on these red skins. Therefore, he would have to somehow explain to the IRS how he made 3 billion british dollars. Of course, in reality, he lost a shitload of money, and posted this video which he says is his inventory value. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. cs.png
 
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I recently acquired a blitz PhD in CS gambling from Coffeezilla, so I want to correct Null's misunderstanding of the CS gambling situation. He looked at this tweet about CS gambling, where some guy had 3 billion fake dollars in CS skins, and Null assumed that he took a loss on these skins. In reality, these are titled "worthless red skins" because red skins used to be not very valuable, but the update changed it so that you can trade up red skins for more desirable skins, so people now want red skins, and he theoretically made a lot of money on these red skins. Therefore, he would have to somehow explain to the IRS how he made 3 billion british dollars. Of course, in reality, he lost a shitload of money, and posted this video which he says is his inventory value. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.View attachment 8076153
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