The difference in age doesn't matter as long as both people are at least 18-20. The "gap" and that stupid equation Josh uses to calculate it sound like feminist concepts. I don't think it's in men's interest to perpetuate them.
It’s literally just a spot check for edge cases if it’s weird or not lmao
Also, I’m going to be frank, it is in men’s interest. If we enter Fuentes world, where it’s open season, it’s not going to be you as a college senior dating a freshman. The sad truth is that a well aged, healthy man in his early 30s overwhelmingly moggs college kids and college kids mogg highschool kids.
It’s in mens interest that they don’t have to have their high school sweetheart poached by a guy with a sports car and the ability to take her to fancy restaurants on the other side of the planet while he is stuck in freshman orientation.
Didn't he fuck a tranny? Jim Norton married a hideous Norwegian tranny that's like a foot and a half taller than him and that they force comedians to talk to on his podcast in videos that are extremely uncomfortable
I know that a faction on the O&A forums would send him superchats on live trying to accuse him of various things, which is where the "fucking a 17 year old" and "fucking a tranny" rumors came from, but there's never been any evidence that it was anything more than trolling.
A correction to Null's latest MATI, Legal Dick Sucker did not start in the vtuber space, he just gained popularity skin walking into it as he's been trying to skin walk into any community he can.
Prior to that he was doing a podcast called "Bangkok Bros" with random women or lady boys in the background. If you joined the locals you could talk to the girls. View attachment 8049894
Before that he was doing Chef Red Pill content where he'd talk about how women are like dogs and Asian women were the way to go because of that or some dumb shit.
Also, why he's talking about Moo Deng. All of her shorts like this have over 5 million views. https://youtube.com/watch?v=xdglIlLtr-Q
It's slop of the highest order.
Reminds me of some Slava Ukraini anglo living in Odessa that I stumbled upon on Youtube. Very jingoistic. Orcs, Ruzzians, the usual. Mr. Toughguy living in the safest corner of the country. I asked myself - why is this midBrit living in Odessa? So I checked his catalog. Sure enough, dozens of pre-war videos on how to be a sexpat and bang the women, inviting you to do the same. He didn't even delete them because he still wants the ad revenue. So it's this funny mashup of a guy who is trying to cuck Ukes by banging their whores - bumping up against his content of the noble and strong Ukrainian men, fighting in trenches while he sits cozy. Wish I could find it again. I hope someone peeled off all of his skin.
He also went on Drexel's MGTOW podcast before the whole Rekieta polycule fiasco.
Something I was saying in the chyat during MATI is that Legal Dick Sucker had the "Go East" stuff separated from his Youtube Lawyer persona.
A funny thing: he once appeared in Pipkin Pippa's chyat. She noticed him and randomly brought up the passport-bro stuff and he quickly wrote that it was an old thing that he doesn't do that anymore (I'm gonna press X on that).
I believe he deleted everything including the YT channel and the website once Nicholas DeOrio brought it up during one of his livestreams. I don't know if people managed to save most of his passport-bro videos.
Also a few people wonder why he can't go back to the US, especially the state of Florida.
As for Moo Deng, I think he memes about it because of Chibidoki's video.
Null brought this up a few times and I think he's just doing his usual thing where he thinks multiple different people are the same person- like when Nick DeOrio, Tommy C, and Tipster were all the same annoying fat wannabe e-celeb archetype and became fused together in his mind.
At this point, I don't know whether to be horrified that @Null is mixing Dunkey up with Maldavius, or amused that Leah's voice is so bad that he's happy to do so. I'm sure he doesn't really give a shit, but I ended up going through some old Dunkey vids and there's no Dunkey thread (fortunately) so I'm just doing to dump some interesting shit and old lore here, in a spoiler so as not to shit the thread up too bad.
Nintendo
So this is the actual salient thing, what does Dunkey think about Nintendo? He talks about this a few times in his first appearance (with Leah (his then-fiancee, now wife)) on the H3 podcast in 2017:
At 26:31 (and continuing at 37:48 after an interminable ad break) Dunkey talks about how he's hesitant to do movie reviews on his channel because other channels face issues with copyright; then he segues into talking about how video game music is almost never an issue EXCEPT that Nintendo sometimes claims the revenue on videos that include their music. Dunkey feels that it doesn't make sense and shows how out of touch they are, given that it's a tiny amount of revenue for them, but youtube videos featuring Nintendo games give them a huge amount of free publicity. Ethan asks how Dunkey feels about Nintendo as a company, and Dunkey says he thinks they're the absolute best company when it comes to making games, but they're completely out of touch and don't understand online strategy at all.
Dunk dick
To keep this chronological, I'm going to introduce an older series, Dunkey's now privated/deleted Mario 64 playthrough, which started in 2011 and ended in 2014 (arbitrarily, he didn't beat it). Here's a reupload playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsbMhJXfZpxnpqkXnwMA82jgDw91RFbVO
It's a fun series, not close to the quality of his more edited videos, pretty much a Let's Play; he recorded gameplay then edited commentary over it, and a running joke is how this is very obvious but he insists both were recorded at the same time. As time went on, he started using it more as a diary of sorts, often adding live footage to the beginnings of the videos, so if you just load up the openings of the later ones you can see things like old face reveals and a short apartment tour of when he moved out of his mom's house. However for my purposes here, the value of this series is when, in episode 20, he gave up completely on commentating the gameplay, instead getting drunk and spilling the dirt on his relationship troubles, both with companies and the ladies.
I'm just gonna transcribe a huge chunk of the beginning of the video because I'd forgotten how perfectly on the nose the whole thing is, plus I enjoy transcribing.
[The context before this is he talks about how he's been drinking screwdrivers and is still drinking a screwdriver.]
Now I'm gonna take you back in time, to 2011. Alright, so I met this Korean girl; online of course *laughs* and hopefully she won't ever watch this. Right off the bat she made it pretty obvious she wanted my Donk Dick. Uh, classic mouse bitch voice, big-ass tits, angel face, she looked like she came out of a real good porno. And I remember I was talking to her on Skype and she told me something about she was cheating on her boyfriend. Not very promising start to a relationship. I spent like four hours pacing around thinking of what to type to her, and it was definitely the most thought I ever put into like two sentences of bullshit. But whatever it was it must have worked because that was the first girl I ever saw naked. And I'd pretty much just hang out with her all day every day for about a year. And she's probably in a bunch of my older videos. But it gets exhausting being with a slutty girl like that, and after a while I stopped eating healthy, stopped exercising, I didn't really see the point; I started putting weight back on. And then things were going a little better, so I decided to fly down to Texas to see her. But when I got there, I ended up just talking to her for like a couple minutes, and it was obvious she didn't want anything to do with me. So I was stuck down there, I was stuck down there for a couple days, I was playing Tetris; couldn't even play League down there, I was playing Tetris on shitty hotel internet.
And that's pretty much how all the girls I talk to on the computer turn out, total assholes. And I had a pretty dramatic realization after that, that you know, friends online, they're just...people you hang out with out of convenience, they're not really...you know it's hard to gouge [sic] if they're real friends. And I don't think it was long after that that I got this apartment. Uh, you could see it in an older Mario video, at the I guess start [episode 18, it also includes some depressing footage from the hotel in Texas]. Um, getting back in shape. I was just really tired of being bothered by people. And it turned out to be a stupid-ass idea. I did get to work on my...I did a lot of work on my youtube videos, but uh...it's really hard to live by yourself like I do. It's just really mundane and depressing. And it was a bad investment.
[Then he starts talking about his issues with Machinima.]
A low point in the Dunk saga for sure. Astute viewers probably noted his description of the awful Korean whore he was edating having "classic mouse bitch voice". Is it possible Dunkey has a type? Now, there's actually a nice arc to the series, as two videos after this (the one in between is him bitching about his new youtube management company, and voicing some of his problems with Nintendo) comes episode 22: "and the hot woman", which starts with a seemingly nonconsensual face reveal of Leah, and him talking about how they are now together and she has "a caboose on her".
But how did they end up together? Well, the answer to that question comes right at the end of the H3 interview above, starting at 1:46:55. Leah says that she recognized the museum featured in Dunkey's night at the museum video and realized they must live relatively nearby, so she just typed his name into skype and only two users came up, so she tried adding them both as friends. Then he added her back because "he would go through and look for girls and add them". Hila notes "that's amazing that worked out; it's kind of like a recipe for something that wouldn't work out!" Well, not with a Korean woman who looks like she "came out of a real good porno"...anyway, Dunkey sounds like a horny idiot, but note that all this was taking place in the first half of his 20s so...he was absolutely a horny idiot.
Now, on the Leah's voice question, I think it becomes clear watching the H3 interview that she does play it up in videos, but her voice is still pretty high. It definitely seems like it's her normal speaking voice in the interview so if you just scrub through to any part where the camera is on her face you can hear it.
This is his newgrounds account. He started uploading when he was like 12, there are over 200 vids and I'm pretty sure every one sucks. He does talk about it a little in the H3 interview (around 54:05), and how he met PaperBat on there and got animation advice from Oney, it's somewhat interesting.
Here's his old account where he reviewed a bunch of movies as a teenager; the site is absolute broken garbage now though, so have a screenshot I found of his 0.5/5 star review of 2001: A Space Odyssey from when he was 16; note the "Fast forwarded notice" at the top I think he has since revisited the film and revised his score upwards, he might have even sat through the whole thing!
Random thoughts
Null if you clicked the spoiler and read any of this garbage, here's a little treat for you: at 50:12 in the H3 video, they're talking about LoL and Ethan asks him about DOTA; he says it's "impenetrable". So, it is proven, you are a true gaming aristocrat, and Dunkey is a mere low-IQ LoL pleb.
Probably the biggest thing that stood out to me was realizing how fucking long ago 2017 was, and how much covid fucked everything up. It was really weird realizing how close Jason and Ethan were back then. While Jason and Leah were visiting LA to do the podcast, they all went to Disneyland together on Ethan and Hila's anniversary, and it was kind of a joint celebration of Jason and Leah's recent engagement. Also, Ethan asks Dunkey about other youtube reviewers he likes, and the first one he brings up is ProJared, and he doesn't even have to preface it with a bunch of throat clearing about "the drama", because it wasn't a thing yet. Dunkey also talks about how he tries to stay out of drama and doesn't keep current with it; that might be why there haven't been a lot of recent collabs...
Anyway, why do I bring up covid? I just think that's when we stopped being able to ignore politics and shit, it just forced its way into everything, plus everyone's normal routines were disrupted. It was obviously a boon for anything that depended on streaming, stuff like esports, speedrunning, vtubers, and some of that is probably a little off-peak from when lockdowns were actually in effect, but things certainly didn't just go back to how they were before. And now of course H3 is only known for constantly being mired in joyless political slop debates with a bugman who has completely taken over the biggest normie streaming platforms. When I rewatched that 2017 interview, I couldn't help but think "this is what they took from us", and it cemented my utter contempt for every Israeli and Palestinian; I'd gladly send them all to hell to be able to go back. At one point, Ethan makes a generic "I'm going to kill the president, wait FBI it's just satire" joke, and the fact that the president is Donald Trump doesn't even come up, not once. They don't discuss politics in any capacity, and obviously joking about killing the president doesn't have any recent salience.
I guess maybe this is why I got a bug up my ass enough to do go back and watch these old videos and try to correct the record: Dunkey actually did steer clear of politics. He might have made really questionable dick decisions when he was young, but ultimately nothing he couldn't admit to himself on video and nothing that's gotten him cancelled. He's one of the few surviving remnants of that old guard who hasn't renounced everything he used to stand for, and at least for now it looks like he got the good ending.
One other fun random thing: at 1:17:34, Leah talks about how Dunkey makes mixtapes of music he likes, but he doesn't just put the tracks in order, he actually edits the songs to take out parts he doesn't like or tighten up arrangements. Dunkey says "I always edit the chorus out, that shit's repetitive." He had hundreds of CDs like this in his car, she say he even does it to Beatles songs, which is how she knew because when a song she recognized would come on it would be different than how she remembered it.
One last thing: one of my favorite now-delisted videos, which I already had saved locally so why not. Stay to the end to hear Dunkey say "put the little chink on the fucking...what is that, a giant penis?!"
Having said that I recommend any of his other videos, and 100% Italian with Joe Matarese. Was a hit on the OnA sub back in the day, snivelling sam robertson as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcTnbHbDeTI&t=2122s
He also put out an interview with daddy gym about mersh https://youtu.be/I2iWkr4taVo . Jim doesn't know anything about mersh so it's Porsalin just telling Jim about mersh lore. Honestly I liked it more than the actual documentary just because of the genuine reaction and the wholesomeness of someone getting to introduce someone else to something they both like. Highly recommend. The BMW parts had me in stitches.
He also put out an interview with daddy gym about mersh https://youtu.be/I2iWkr4taVo . Jim doesn't know anything about mersh so it's Porsalin just telling Jim about mersh lore. Honestly I liked it more than the actual documentary just because of the genuine reaction and the wholesomeness of someone getting to introduce someone else to something they both like. Highly recommend. The BMW parts had me in stitches.
>Null talking about Leah's appeareance, when she's the exact amount of ugly a woman can be while still being somewhat attractive.
Better to be happily married and have children with a 6/10 than to be miserable with someone more attractive like Anisa (don't come at me, she's a cunt but she is prettier than Leah).
He was working on the doc and something happened to the project on his editing software, he said that he opened it one day and everything was corrupted and missing files and videos and everything. Shortly thereafter his computer died, he didn't back anything up, so he pretty much gave up on that project. I don't think he will try to remake that one, i think he appeared on Podawful and talked about it.
He's "retired", but he's alive.
Jersh your old friend who Elliot sued is now on a plane flight with Elliot to Canada for some reason.
Nah just kidding Li Zhen is Elliot's weird Chinese last name.
Jersh your old friend who Elliot sued is now on a plane flight with Elliot to Canada for some reason. View attachment 8053186
Nah just kidding Li Zhen is Elliot's weird Chinese last name.
I think he has since revisited the film and revised his score upwards, he might have even sat through the whole thing!
