💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
I'm convinced my house is haunted. Should I hang up crucifixes over the doors like the Mexicans? Should they be silver?
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Start charging them rent. Stomp around the house yelling that they'd better earn their keep by chasing the electrical gremlins out of your computer setup or you're going to evict them by burning sage and hanging up nazars. 🧿 It's not your fault they overdosed in that trailer.
 
NSA said:
Well well well, would you look at the time.

Looks like some folks need 16 straight minutes of Christmas music being blasted in their face with burning hot steam. Make sure to listen at max volume so you can't hear yourself think:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o4KT51pOLrc
TOOT TOOT MOTHER FUCKERS
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I hate Christmas music but I love this.
Jotch said:
Texas Instruments is run by Indians
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Wow. The hate for Indians has always been in my blood. Casio chads rise up.
Null said:
I'm convinced my house is haunted. Should I hang up crucifixes over the doors like the Mexicans?
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Walk around naked. No ghost wants to see all that. Also, power move: go outside and piss on the corners of the house\property. Motherfucking ghosts can't stay after that.
 
Motivation to help Feeder in these hard times.
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Angus Barbieri, a whooping 470 pound Anglo fasted for over a year down to 180. He took potassium, sodium, multivitamins, and yeast extract with water, tea, and black coffee. If a fucking hamplanet Anglo can not eat, then it is nothing for you, Josh. And he kept it off btw. No need for lifting, gymbros- I know why you do it. Just to be appealing to other men, you gay little boys.
 
Null said:
I DID NOT ASK
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Yea, you didn't but your retardation will only keep you an unhappy fatty who will propaply relapse into the huge meat mound you once were after hitting the brick wall a few too many times, because you would rather be unhappy and starve yourself instead of listening to proper advice from well intentioned and well informed people..
 
Holy fuck I love caliopes. Organs too, but mostly caliopes.

As for the haunting, cleaning and smudging and airing out the house for a few weeks finally got a poltergeist that would turn on the shower/appliances and threw shorts at me once to finally move out of my mom's house. Or you could try calling ICE, I hear they're good at removing inhuman entities that invade your home.
 
Null said:
i am morally okay of depriving people of food if their jobs are harmful btw, if your job is chucking pigshit at me with a shovel i am in my right to deprive you of your source of income even if you have infinity babies to feed.
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That’s more or less the argument people used
to debank you.
 
DavidS877 said:
To be fair to null he could have bought an air cooler with heat-pipes and whatever material is in the heat pipes would have leaked out too.
He needs one that's a solid block of metal, and then it would probably just melt.
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null is king midas but instead of turning everything to gold he turns computer parts into broken computer parts.
 
TorrentFreak: Anti-Piracy Firm Threatens ICANN with Lawsuit Over .to Domain Piracy (archive)
Anti-piracy firm Warezio is threatening Internet governance body ICANN with an unfair competition lawsuit for failing to take action against alleged piracy-enabling domain registries. The Czech outfit specifically highlights the .to registry as problematic, noting that it lacks transparency and accountability. The legal threat challenges ICANN's long-standing position that it lacks authority over ccTLD operators.
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Null said:
I'm not burning a fish heart and liver are you fucking nuts how would I get that smell out of my house

I've never even heard of Tobit wtf
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Tobit is part of the longer Orthodox Canon of the old testament, found in the inspired septuagint. Tobit would have been included in the codex of scripture used by the apostles.

Frankincense or your preferred incense would probably work just fine.
 
In case you thought Discord leaking IDs was bad or didn't hate jeets enough, I got a nice letter in the mail last week telling me that TransUnion leaked 4.4 million Americans' SSNs due to a breach of a 3rd party customer service company they use (assuredly Indians). It's not like I CHOSE to store data with them. I can't opt out of having my credit tracked, I got my SSN leaked to jeets through no fault of my own via a system I can't opt out of.

"In a filing with Maine’s attorney general’s office on Thursday, TransUnion attributed the July 28 breach to unauthorized access of a third-party application storing customers’ personal data for its U.S. consumer support operations."

Some articles here and here.
 
Every welfare recipient must subscribe to the MATI Locals or Gabe Hoffman makes a call and the checks stop coming.
 
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