💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Should melt your silver bars into a sword mold (short sword or longsword if poorfag/miser, bastard sword/claymore if your ballin') and just chisel down whatever ikea wood furniture you have as the handle, pussies and brown people hide behind charms and wards, giga-aryans slay their busted AC units and rickety doors that are obviously possessed.
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Null said:
I'm convinced my house is haunted. Should I hang up crucifixes over the doors like the Mexicans? Should they be silver?
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Set up eikons and crosses, then cense your house. In Tobit, the censing of the house rid it of a dæmon. Silver crosses and censor would be wise.
 
Dicksmash Turbofist said:
Set up eikons and crosses, then cense your house. In Tobit, the censing of the house rid it of a dæmon. Silver crosses and censor would be wise.
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I'm not burning a fish heart and liver are you fucking nuts how would I get that smell out of my house

I've never even heard of Tobit wtf
 
Given your previous history with demons, it might be related to the Sonichu demon.

I recommend printing out pictures of Sonic with blue arms and posting them with the crucifixes.

As an anime avatar I have extensive knowledge of the infernal entities.
 
MetokurGroomedMe said:
everybody's favorite child mutilation advocate made a video today criticizing a bunch of shit that he has no idea about. thought derr sneeder might get a kick out of it since he hates cr1tikal.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C0HwRUdRW3M
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A minute and a half in and I can't stand it. Long haired man with toys lining his wall is trying to explain the market to me. Mother fucker its not hard to predict the market under trump. A foreign government does something Trump doesn't like and you can guarantee there will be tough talks on tariffs. You sell in between that time, buy after the market crashes, then he walks back shit and you have made money. God these fucking YouTube commentators who think they are the smartest people on the planet because they pass bye and comment on some shit piss me off to no end.
 
Dire Dire Cocks said:
The thumbnail was overkill but she is right in the fact that the “booktok” women have some fucked up fantasies.
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You know what I think a very powerful message, especially for a tradcath larper, would be? Admitting you yourself had fucked up fantasies and were perfectly fine broadcasting it to the internet for a decade.

I seem to recall the whole christian thing is about forgiving people who atone for their sins, not just forgetting about it because it's inconvenient right now. Has she ever once admitted she fucked up and wasted a lot of time on black people and BDSM fetishists? Or is it just denigrating others for the same shit she used to do?
 
Null said:
I'm convinced my house is haunted. Should I hang up crucifixes over the doors like the Mexicans? Should they be silver?
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Well you didn't shit on the boomers enough and you shot wildly at a lot of other people so its probably the Ghosts of Boomers, coal burning ethots and Mexicans.

You'll need to burn a portrait of Ronald Reagan and walk into every room while shaking a bottle of contraceptive pills and screaming "La migra! La migra! " to flush them out.

If its a troon ghost it will probably take care of itself in a few days.
 
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