💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Wodanaz said:
The only solution that makes sense is this:
Aliens probed Earth and, after seeing furry diaper roleplay art, noped the fuck out instead of making contact.
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Alternative theory: All aliens are space niggers, and are waiting until we have something worth mugging us and shooting our pregnant wife over.
 
In reference to that one powerscaling apology video, a lot of people would think Dragonball Z fans are the most obnoxious in the powerscaling community, but they scrounge for scraps in the shadow of Sonic fans and capeshit fans. You think you know Sonic? You don't fucking know Sonic. He's got an Archie Comics series that's been going for over 30 years, like 7 different animated series, and an entire boatload of promotional material and spin-off games. If you come in citing the video games to a Sonic the Hedgehog debate, you'll be laughed out of the room. These are multiple PhD historians and you came in to flash around your GED in Sonic lore? Begone, peasant. They aren't even looking at the video games. What happens in the video games are lowballs. Just from watching a Death Battle that featured Sonic, he is apparently some embodiment of chaos and freedom beyond even gods and cannot be contained in any way, shape or form, he can run laps around the speed of light, and he can use the chaos emeralds to manipulate time and space.

I have seen niggas spout doctoral-level theses off the cuff about all the insane schoolyard "I have infinity+1 hyper omega armor, so your Universe-eraser attack did nothing!" bullshit Sonic the fucking Hedgehog is apparently capable of, complete with sprawling citations spanning a dizzying number of different shows, movies, and especially comics. I don't have that autism gene that forces someone to consume and memorize everything Sonic, so I am not doing a deep dive to verify any of those claims, but most Sonic fans are capable of throwing Chris-chan level shitfits if you think your favorite fictional character can beat their favorite fictional character.
 
Schmeated Ted said:
Good news @Null ! https://www.kcra.com/article/california-makes-diwali-statewide-holiday/68891821
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This reminded me of this video @ 01:55

As much as people hate jews, jews don't want you to become a jew, they don't even want you to know they are around. If they could make you forget they are jews they would love that. I think Null also mentioned a rabbi saying that if a jewish person get money they should be discreet about it. The jeets are not satisfied with making a lot of money in the US and Europe, they wanna rub it in your face.
 
Jewsh needs to tell PPP how adam doesnt chew his food which is why he looks like such a bloated goblin.
 
Drama Fan said:
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I'm late but
Broke: There's no other intelligent life. Suck it up buttercup. The lonely humanity belief.
Woke: everything is too far away and shit and intelligent life just self-terminates as a logical conclusion to similar competitive instincts that made it intelligent in the first place. The apocalyptical/nuclear eschaton of intelligent life belief.
Bespoke: The Dark Forest- any intelligent life that has survived has at a civilization-level decided that it would be a terrible idea to announce its presence to the wider universe, as any further advanced civilization would view another up-start sentient life form as a potential existential threat and eliminate it ASAP as game theory dictates. Therefore we live in a universe of mutes, as any loud species are culled by more advanced and more savvy species. The belief in a frustrating reality where we cannot know because knowledge by either side would result in an existential crisis for either species and likely most, if not all the life, in our/their zones of life
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Null's response was actually a well known solution. The First Born. We don't see any aliens because we are the first civilization to arise at least in the observable universe.

I don't find Dark Forest theory compelling. A suitably advanced alien species that is intent on wiping out any potential rivals, would be able to see the tell tale signs of life before any civilization even arises. That and the moment you send your first radio signal, hiding is pointless.
 
Drama Fan said:
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I'm late but
Broke: There's no other intelligent life. Suck it up buttercup. The lonely humanity belief.
Woke: everything is too far away and shit and intelligent life just self-terminates as a logical conclusion to similar competitive instincts that made it intelligent in the first place. The apocalyptical/nuclear eschaton of intelligent life belief.
Bespoke: The Dark Forest- any intelligent life that has survived has at a civilization-level decided that it would be a terrible idea to announce its presence to the wider universe, as any further advanced civilization would view another up-start sentient life form as a potential existential threat and eliminate it ASAP as game theory dictates. Therefore we live in a universe of mutes, as any loud species are culled by more advanced and more savvy species. The belief in a frustrating reality where we cannot know because knowledge by either side would result in an existential crisis for either species and likely most, if not all the life, in our/their zones of life
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What would

"Alien life finds us so disgusting they choose to ignore us and hope we never get FTL travel"

be called?
 
Quintus said:
Null's response was actually a well known solution. The First Born. We don't see any aliens because we are the first civilization to arise at least in the observable universe.

I don't find Dark Forest theory compelling. A suitably advanced alien species that is intent on wiping out any potential rivals, would be able to see the tell tale signs of life before any civilization even arises. That and the moment you send your first radio signal, hiding is pointless.
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First-Born is fine but extremely anthro-centric. We know that sentience is possible and to assume that we're literally the first one in all the billions of years just seems statistically unlikely. It's all speculation until proven otherwise anyway. I mentioned Dark Forest just because I find it to be the most fun. To be completely honest, I think that the more boring and likely solution is that sentient life is far far less common than people assume and there's really no real reason to loudly broadcast your existence to what may or may not be an empty or full universe.

I wouldn't call that a great argument against dark forest. Radio signals decay over distance cubed. Just because we broadcast AM radio and analog TV and whatnot doesn't mean that it's anything but undetectable noise beyond a certain distance. Detecting life isn't as simple as turning a radio dial and hearing alien babble coming in on 109.3 FM.
 
Before we find intelligent civilizations, we'll find their ruins. Before we find their ruins, we'll find alien flora and fauna. Before that it'll be microbes. Life is so genuinely hard to make and maintain in the cosmos, but it's so vast and ancient that I can't believe they don't exist. We are just very fucking far away from them and by the time we get there they're probably long gone. I imagine the same will be true of any intelligent space faring species that finds Pioneer or Voyager provided they don't get destroyed by asteroids, stars, or a black hole. In any case, our eyes shouldn't be out there but here. We can't possibly hope to master the stars when we're arguing over pigmentation and economic models
 
Quintus said:
Null's response was actually a well known solution. The First Born. We don't see any aliens because we are the first civilization to arise at least in the observable universe.

I don't find Dark Forest theory compelling. A suitably advanced alien species that is intent on wiping out any potential rivals, would be able to see the tell tale signs of life before any civilization even arises. That and the moment you send your first radio signal, hiding is pointless.
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Way I figure it either we’re the first life form to be able to advance to the point where, with some luck, we've managed to avoid dying off after a few random natural disasters or shifts in our ecosystems while also advancing to the point where we can observe beyond our own solar system..

or everyone else only managed to get as far as crabs and died off the first time they had to deal with a massive environmental disaster.

But also, what if we're the last ones left ?
 
Maverick Vile said:
I don't have that autism gene that forces someone to consume and memorize everything Sonic, so I am not doing a deep dive to verify any of those claims, but most Sonic fans are capable of throwing Chris-chan level shitfits if you think your favorite fictional character can beat their favorite fictional character.
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Those types also tend to do this really intense form of self projection on their favorite characters, identifiable once they start proclaiming shit like, “Sonic says trans rights,” or, “Shut up terf,” emblazoned across a picture of Sonic with a gun, meant to threaten those who disagree with the excessive autism from fandom troons.
 
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