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I've had both American andp European creamcheese but they tasted the same always to me, maybe it's just because I've trained myself to ignore chemical tastes or something. You are probably right though knowing the difference between food practices
I would presume that Null has a hypersensitivity to the flavor of Carob Bean Gum. I would like to clarify that cream cheese is not shelf stable (at least not more than other cheeses), and these gums are not preservatives.
 
This is the OP of these episodes: https://x.com/kirkinator_sol

I think this is the best out of all of them:



Also the most ambitious crossover in history:




Play "I'm on Observation Duty".
Listen, you should count yourself #Blessed if we get more than one game stream. We are well past the point of being picky.
 
I've gotten the "blocked by network security" thing on reddit before and gotten around it by just refreshing, but it was without a vpn so I can't guarantee it'll fix anything. If you literally haven't tried refreshing though maybe give it a shot?
 
Null, if you want a real spooky game, get Swamp Sim Relayered off itch.io.
 
no bro. in the us the cream cheese is trash and has a chemical taste to it because it's shelf stable. in europe it's actually just cream cheese.
Its keeping things edible for as long as possible that is the current concern for the US goverment and corporations, not the taste. I think this shift in culture happened around World War 2 and never left, or at least that's my theory.

According to the Encyclopedia Britannica website for the US food pyramid, " The food pyramid has its origins not in recommendations for a balanced diet but in food shortages. The USDA released the Basic 7 food guide in 1943 to help U.S. citizens cope with food rationing during World War II. As its name indicates, this guide divided foods into seven groups, among them bread and cereals, several covering fruits and vegetables, and meat and poultry."
I think the mentality of keeping people fed and having as long of a shelf life as possible, regardless of any after affects or taste differences, is still prevalent in the US food system today. That said, some additives may be beneficial to gut health and reduce inflammation, but the issue is complex and different preservatives have different effects. Add into the mix a bit of junk science by scientists with funding bias/ sponsorship bias, (scientists not wanting to bite the hand that feeds them, influencing the results), and you have a recipe for lots of mixed signals depending on your sources.

First study:
Scientific study: Cream Cheese-Derived Lactococcus chungangensis CAU 28 Modulates the Gut Microbiota and Alleviates Atopic Dermatitis in BALB/c Mice
Second study:
Potential Anti-Allergy and Immunomodulatory Properties of Lactococcus lactis LB 1022 Observed In Vitro and in an Atopic Dermatitis Mouse Model
Also Don't play the game Look Outside on your gaming streams, as it is not Hamster friendly.
 
no bro. in the us the cream cheese is trash and has a chemical taste to it because it's shelf stable. in europe it's actually just cream cheese.


I wonder if I look for Jewish schmear if I'd find it.
That makes sense. I always had a slight bitter taste on my bagels using cream cheese in the US that I wouldn't get with butter or peanut butter. Fuck going after artificial coloring, the government should be trying to reduce or eliminate as many preservatives as possible.
 
According to the Encyclopedia Britannica website for the US food pyramid, " The food pyramid has its origins not in recommendations for a balanced diet but in food shortages. The USDA released the Basic 7 food guide in 1943 to help U.S. citizens cope with food rationing during World War II. As its name indicates, this guide divided foods into seven groups, among them bread and cereals, several covering fruits and vegetables, and meat and poultry."
Back in 1977, Senator George McGovern and the Senate Select Committee on Nutrition (SSCON) were asked to figure out why so many Americans were showing up at hospitals with the muscle definition (and often the heart rates) of a Jell-O casserole. Undertaking the most comprehensive study of American dietary habits in history, the SSCON revealed that, despite America's unwavering commitment to lard-assed heart abuse, rates of obesity, diabetes, and heart disease briefly dipped during World War II. After rigorous lab experiments determined that you couldn't Nazi hunt your way to low cholesterol, the committee arrived at a more practical explanation: meat and dairy rations. America got healthier during WWII because they weren't allowed to eat all the beef and cheese they could fit their mouths around.

Figuring that some self-imposed rationing might do some good, the committee drafted a report that urged Americans to "cut red meat and dairy intake drastically." As bad as that news was for American taste buds, it was worse for cattle farmers. Since 1955, they'd been making obscene amounts of money selling the half of the USDA's "four essential food groups" that contained cheeseburgers and milk shakes. Luckily for future manufacturers of scoop-'n'-eat cheesecake and muumuus, by the time the SSCON released their report, they'd made enough money to hire an army of lobbyists. Soon after releasing the report, committee members were told it would need some revisions if they wanted to keep their jobs.

Doing what politicians do best, the SSCON caved. The clear and direct "reduce consumption of meat" became, "Choose meats, poultry and fish that will reduce saturated-fat intake." To ensure that no other senators got any funny ideas about making Americans skinny, the meat and dairy industries spent millions to ensure McGovern's ass got kicked to the curb in the very next election. American waistlines continued expanding, life spans continued shrinking, and nobody even dreamed of pissing off cattle ranchers ever again.

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In 1992, the government decided to take another run at America's rampant ass jigglery, this time designing an official info graphic that showed how many servings of different food groups you get in a day. Just as the four food groups had improved on 1943's Basic Seven, which actually included butter as its own group, the food pyramid took a few steps in the right direction. For instance, it separated fruits and vegetables into their own categories and suggested that both were more essential than the cheese and burger groups. The USDA even created a villain, the tiny tip of the pyramid, fats and oils, which Americans were advised to use sparingly. Having outlined its complex nutritional morality play, the USDA dusted off its hands, sat back, and watched childhood obesity rise every year since.

Again, the government had suffered from a crisis of testicular fortitude. Rather than suggesting that anyone eat less of anything, which could hurt the $500 billion food industry, the pyramid suggested that you eat bad foods less frequently relative to how many good foods you eat. It also followed the SSCON's tradition of blaming the word fats rather than anything you might recognize from your grocery list. Food manufacturers responded by flooding the market with chips and cookies chemically engineered to be "low in fat," giving Americans the green light to eat their way skinny.

Of course, it wasn't all on "the man." The chart gave our fat asses too much wiggle room. Choosing from the items listed in each section, you could eat three cheeseburgers, down two glasses of OJ, three servings of fries (cooked in McDonald's new low-fat lard!), a box of Lucky Charms, and go to bed telling your body it could thank you on your hundredth birthday.

As for those new chemically engineered low-fat miracle foods, studies show no evidence that they have any effect on heart or overall body health. Eleftheria Maratos-Flier, director of obesity research at Harvard's Joslin Diabetes Center says, "For a large percentage of the population, perhaps 30 to 40 percent, low-fat diets are counterproductive. They have the paradoxical effect of making people gain weight."

Nutritionists hold out hope that we might turn a corner in the next fifteen years though, when the costs of airlifting children to school passes the $500 billion mark.



Source: You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News, which is a collection of Cracked.com articles
 
That said, some additives may be beneficial to gut health and reduce inflammation
Lactococcus chungangensis is not a preservative (well, technically the reason why we make cheese is that it preserves milk) it's a cheese culture. In other words, the bacterium may have probiotic effects, which is not surprising.
That makes sense. I always had a slight bitter taste on my bagels using cream cheese in the US that I wouldn't get with butter or peanut butter. Fuck going after artificial coloring, the government should be trying to reduce or eliminate as many preservatives as possible.
I can't say this definitively, but it is very unlikely that the cream cheese you are buying has any preservatives in it, even the cream cheese spread I have right now (I bought the store brand this time because it's cheaper, the Philadelphia is definitely better) only has Natamycin "a natural mold inhibitor" in it. I don't personally find cream cheese to be bitter and I only found one person online complaining about a bad batch of cheese being bitter, so I don't know why you would be any different.
 
I haven't set foot in a Walmart for years now. I feel like its why I don't have 90% of these Cheese related issues.
There were Walmart-specific pressings of the last round of early Metallica reissues, so I went there to get some, probably my first visit to Walmart this century.

They sell very high quality pork rinds. (There is such a thing.) And they have a lot of cheese, but it's all low-spec.

Also it's full of jeets instead of spics now. They reek incredibly for how small they are, like if a little rabbit turd smelled like a huge smear of bear shit. Superpower indeed.
 
The NFL team the Cleveland Browns announced their arrival in England.

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Terrible Video Game suggestion (Ghost Doctor Edition)
This is a ""Walking Sim"" about basically being Chris Bores The Ghost Doctor.
Going to different locations to find clues about the Ghosts haunting the area. Then excising them for your giftshop museum.
This game is more sandbox lite, so would probably be too long to finish in one go.
You get information about ghosts haunting the location, gather clues about the ghosts on site. Then can select clues before returning to make certain ghosts you are after more active. Example selecting all information about an army man in a garage so he is more active/visible/noisy, etc so you can excise him
 
Terrible Video Game suggestion (Ghost Doctor Edition)
This is a ""Walking Sim"" about basically being Chris Bores The Ghost Doctor.
Going to different locations to find clues about the Ghosts haunting the area. Then excising them for your giftshop museum.
This game is more sandbox lite, so would probably be too long to finish in one go.
You get information about ghosts haunting the location, gather clues about the ghosts on site. Then can select clues before returning to make certain ghosts you are after more active. Example selecting all information about an army man in a garage so he is more active/visible/noisy, etc so you can excise him
dang with those graphics and the voiceover i thought that was some kind of satire game

in retrospect i would've liked that far more, where you're some chris hansen-like persona investigating phenomenas like you're in L.A. Noire, excising them by essentially bullying them out of there like in a terry pratchett book or Naheulbeuk's Dungeon Master;
Where you know just enough about "Metalegalism" to shoo them off, or when you can't, like that demon rising up through a satanic circle in the trailer vid, you just pummel his face as he's slowly rising and just stunlock his progression upwards, never rising past shoulder height as he's powerless to fight back, until he fucks off
 
This whole damn vid is good on the fall of England to absolute Ingsoc. 6:10 for awhile, still watching. I know you got probs with asmon, but who else is calling this out with that audience like this?

'this is not a good day to be a united kingdom citizen'. Well they are subjects, not citizens, but the meaning is good.

But he goes on 100% right that they'll accept it, and most will gladly give away their rights to this. 10:18 for awhile, predicts everyone in the world will have digital id tied to biometrics.

He's right, it'll be forced before too long, if only to distinguish irl vs AI now, that'll be the next 'crisis' they have to solve.
 
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