💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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When is the merch run going to drop? It's been over 12 hours of spooky season without any high quality eggshell stickers to spend my money on.
 
I don't know what games are gonna be played for October but I can think of Three adventure games that could be fun.

Harvester, a crazy weird game with an extremely peculiar sense of humor. famous for being the most violent game of the mid 90's.

Faust the 7 games of the soul which contains the idealized form of Chantal and is based off the German story of Faust. I think it's very interesting although it's puzzles are a little esoteric.

And The Dark Eye. A really cool Edgar Allan Poe adventure game where you can swap between the murderer and victim in Edgar Allan Poe story's via a glowing eye.
 
Cable 7 said:
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I highly recommend going through Practo, primarily their sexual health section for good lulz.
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E: wow this site is a goldmine of indian prose. The creatively retarded spelling errors and grammar, the weird ass greetings and punctuation and non-sequiturs... it's all so distinctly JEETY! (also lots of herpes, every other post is about herpes. Reminder to NEVER fuck a pajeet!)
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dasdirtnuggets said:
Holy fuck this shit is a gold mine as Vibro said.
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New MatI reddit/lipstick-alley like segment, reading jeets pathetic sexual health dilemmas
 
Null said:
Is there a name for a consultant that helps you sign your name? Everyone cries about my signature and I'm sick of it. I don't give a fuck and I'd sign with an X like an illiterate nigger but apparently this actually matters to people so I guess I have to give a shit about it.

Trying to persuade people is painful like ass cancer to me. Everyone is a stupid monkey fuck and I have to impress them to get what I want.
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He's FAT!
He's ILLITERATE!
He's SPERGING!
 
Mongo0o said:
@Null Cover One Battle After Another. It's the newest Paul Thomas Anderson movie that is in direct response to the ICE deportations. It's getting insanely great reviews from critics and Letterbox freaks The message is extremely on the nose, and the right is portrayed as white supremacist, pedophiles, obsessed with jungle love.
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The only unintentionally based thing about the movie is that they portrayed Perfidia (the main Black woman in the film) as being a perfidious (lol) grifter who's only into the "revolution" because she loves the violence and thrill of it and would gladly throw all of her fellow communists down the ditch if it meant she can get some more power by being Sean Penn's bitch. She doesn't even care about her own baby that she forces her husband Leonardo DiCaprio to raise and yet she has the fucking gall to claim that HE'S the one trying to get her to be a "housewife" despite it being obvious he's such a nice guy he raises her all because he genuinely loves his kid? One of the most unlikeable characters I've seen in film this year.

She only just "regrets" it later on since the movie wants her to still be seen as the good guy, lmao.
 
Null said:
Is there a name for a consultant that helps you sign your name? Everyone cries about my signature and I'm sick of it. I don't give a fuck and I'd sign with an X like an illiterate nigger but apparently this actually matters to people so I guess I have to give a shit about it.

Trying to persuade people is painful like ass cancer to me. Everyone is a stupid monkey fuck and I have to impress them to get what I want.
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You gotta just learn to start doodling your own name whenever you're bored with a pen in your hand. Eventually you'll "find" a unique hand motion you like to do and it kinda looks enough like your name.
 
If we still doing spoopy game suggestions the I will say I'm ashamed no one suggested Faith: The Unholy Trinity. It's half off on steam rn.
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FAITH: The Unholy Trinity on Steam

What you are about to do has not been approved by the Vatican. As a young priest, struggle against demons, insane cultists, and your own weakening faith in this pixel horror game inspired by the era of classic 8-bit gaming and the "Satanic Scare" of the 1980s.
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This is a great game and can be done in a few sessions.
 
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Teardrop by Massive Attack was the EXACT song I was trying to remember when I said "dunno something by Portishead." I even hummmed it on some Web sites with no luck jogging my memory. I was kind of afraid to try Massive Attack, because ...

... too bad Massive Attack had to be assholes about Charlie Kirk recently.
 
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Did you know that groorius yookay has a flourishing "underground" (ie: astroturfed to shit, it's funded by the government for some reason) tranny music scene? Das rite, we did it first :smug:
I was feeling inspired by the Femtanyl on the front page and ended up in places I wish I had never been, specifically a freaky ass YouTube tranny music label or something called "TabooSessions" (preservetube), seems appropriate for spooopy season if there's still a market for tranny music/xtreme cringecore.

Every single one of the acts is some sort LGBTQIAP+, plenty of regular faggots but a LOT of troons, and yes they are all godawful,
My personal fav? Pseudo Cunt
"we're LOIKE a rock band, for rock (((chicks))), and we LOIKE to rock out, at rock shows, with all the other rock (((chicks))), so you know, rock and roll baby" :story:
 
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Null said:
Is there a name for a consultant that helps you sign your name?
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Another little power clue: my full name is 24 letters long so I long since just kind of made big first letters for each part of the name (I waffle on including middle initial) and just squiggling the rest. I only slow down for very important documents, and then I just use standard cursive.

Your signature is better handwriting than any of mine.
 
northstar747 said:
I worked with a client who need someone to endores checks.

He got signature stamp like this

You can go to a store, they ll have you write down the your signature 3 times and pick the best one to be made into a stamp.

I m sure you might find a service that can construct the best sig you want, but I can imagine its tiring to sign again and again with all the letters you send off.


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These are very nice and quite affordable. I got one from VistaPrint for $28 in 2021 and it still works
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northstar747 said:
I worked with a client who need someone to endores checks.
He got signature stamp like this
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Drama Fan said:
These are very nice and quite affordable. I got one from VistaPrint for $28 in 2021 and it still works
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Sorry but that's lame and gay for any purpose other than endorsing checks or stamping forms.
At that point you may as well just print it on there along with the rest of the letter.
 
Who cares what your signature looks like, honestly.
theres a reason people type out their names on letters and then do a signature next to it
it's because nobody can fucking read your signature anyways

anyways
we should go back to medieval times where people would imprint wax with their signet rings.
it's a much cooler way of doing business.
although i guess the signature stamps above are sort of the modern version of this

anyways, like this is trumps signature.
can you read that shit? i fucking cant.
and everyone says he has a great signature (the best even, it's a beautiful signature, many are saying this).
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Null said:
Is there a name for a consultant that helps you sign your name? Everyone cries about my signature and I'm sick of it. I don't give a fuck and I'd sign with an X like an illiterate nigger but apparently this actually matters to people so I guess I have to give a shit about it.

Trying to persuade people is painful like ass cancer to me. Everyone is a stupid monkey fuck and I have to impress them to get what I want.
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Penmanship consultant perhaps? IDFK, here's some signature suggestion samples that can maybe help you figure out what you're gonna attempt.

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People care about signatures because it is a proxy for information on the person sending the letter. It takes time, hand eye coordination, and usually a good teacher or parent to ensure a kid can develop passable writing habits. Did people give a shit about you? Do you give a shit about you? Should "I" give a shit about you? It's like a visual equivalent of a good firm handshake.

There's entire youtube channels that cover handwriting and the majority of it is just stroke order and repetition. Learning a new style is as simple as just printing out a page and drawing over the letters until the hand muscle memory figures it out.

There's always the auto pen.
 
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