💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Noool, say something snarky and racist about my cheese:
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Unripe figs (older image) with İzmir Tulum, a cheese traditionally fermented in goatskin under cool caves thus having a "goaty" taste. Mine didn't doeever but it tasted salty and very sour with a very mild nutty aroma. It had a feta-like texture while also being somewhat crumbly. The figs were alright, I actually prefer them a bit unripe.
I uploaded a screenshot of the original photo (6000x4000, can go higher but I prefer smaller filesizes for storage reasons) I took with my Cannon 200D (good beginner friendly camera you can get for cheap second-hand, would recommend), since I am scared of what you niggers might dig up from the metadata, so the image might have lost its quality (but probably far more from being webm'ified).
 
FuckedOffToff said:
I watched it, so no-one else should ever, ever watch anything by Russell T Davies, ever.
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I just looked him up because I've never heard of him and of course he's gay. I'm becoming more anti-gay by the year. There seems to be a lot of them who are open about their deviation and in same sex relationships, but at the same time they're lashing out every time you have any criticism about their way of life and political bent. I wish the System would stop supporting those people.
 
I've taken the time to curate an assortment of different flavors of "Too Cool for School". Plucked directly from the latent space of AI hallucination, lovingly post-processed in Sneedacity(tm) and exported in 320kbs.

NOTE: These *should* all be automated-DMCA proof. If these get taken down it was probably filed manually.

1) TC4S - hip-hop

Modern hip-hop. think pop-hop and broccoli-haired zoomers



2) TC4S - rock ballad

Divorced-dad rock of the stomp-clap-woah variety, popular in the mid to late 2000s



3) TC4S - post-punk revival

Scene-kid staple that was used in a wide variety of vampire media during the Twilight hype era that combines the whining vocals of punk rock with the energy of alt-rock



4) TC4S - punk rock

The above's older brother, features grittier vocals and more distorted electric guitars. Recorded in someone's garage while their mom was out getting groceries.



5) TC4S - orchestral

Mid 2010's youtube's favorite type of cover right after "heavy metal". A bizarre mish-mash of strings, chorus, and electronic instrumentation. Female vocalist for variety.



6) TC4S - acoustic

Halfway to country.

 
Josh if you see this can we have a clip from the official MATI clipper that is just a reference video "Why You Shouldn't be Using Discord" and it's like a sub 5 minute video with you talking about how they don't encrypt their chats, they're owned by the Chinese, and run by gay furry pedophiles?
Cause I don't know tech so when I try to tell people Discord doesn't encrypt your DMs and reads everything you post people don't believe me.
 
If we ever find out that josh is lactose intolerant and in fact cannot eat cheese I think thatll be the thread's 9/11.
 
Hentai-Semitism said:
I just looked him up because I've never heard of him and of course he's gay. I'm becoming more anti-gay by the year. There seems to be a lot of them who are open about their deviation and in same sex relationships, but at the same time they're lashing out every time you have any criticism about their way of life and political bent. I wish the System would stop supporting those people.
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He's the guy that put trannies and gay niggers in Doctor Who.
After he successfully rebooted it in 2005, he was supposed to save the ratings drop from the guy who made the Doctor a women, but pozzed it to death.
He always was a wretched gay fag, from his first show, Queer as Folk, which was Aiden Gillens breakthrough role , btw.
The thing about his shows is he always has one cast member he wants to fuck. It's easy in Doctor Who, he always wants to fuck the Doctor, so casts accordingly.
 
Null said:
The September Cheese Review is up on Locals and Gumroad for public viewing. As has become tradition with these, a mix of rambling thoughts to cap off the month and ridiculously high quality photos of cheese.

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Damn it Josh, you can't just show people expensive cheeses in stunningly well produced photos. I can't afford to be decadent if I also want to feed my kids not-slop, but these photos make me want to get a cheese box subscription.
 
nickcarkiller said:
I applied for a job and the recruiter said she had to go on leave because she's pregnant and I could follow up with her coworker, I kept emailing the coworker then a few weeks later they said they found somebody else
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I've had recruiters call me up months later for another in-person interview, just to go no contact afterwards. Every one of them is going in the book of grudges.
 
lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll said:
Null, I say this with infinite love and respect, but please be careful because I'm afraid your cheese interest is what wrestling is to Jim Sterling. Nobody loves cheese as much as you. Just be careful ok.
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Until Null shows up on MATI with cheese wheels over top his luscious breasts I will have to respectively disagree and keep my pants zipped.
 
@Null I see you uploaded the Mobility Mary video to the YouTube channel recently and I was suggested this short that could be funny for the show. I wish we could have had a Mary vs Robot era.


The.gay.disabled.therapist could have some potential in filling the disability mobility scooter shaped void in all of our hearts but I don't have tiktok or Instagram so I can't check myself.
 
I question this man's distracted driving, trying to film with his phone in one hand while both should be on the wheel, and he's already fucking disabled. Maybe don't try to pass the better driver? You're only going 5 mph and fucking swerving.
 
Amateur Shoelace Tyer said:
@Null I see you uploaded the Mobility Mary video to the YouTube channel recently and I was suggested this short that could be funny for the show. I wish we could have had a Mary vs Robot era.

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The.gay.disabled.therapist could have some potential in filling the disability mobility scooter shaped void in all of our hearts but I don't have tiktok or Instagram so I can't check myself.
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If reddit[2] can be trusted it might point at it being Jeet assisted AI-driving
 
Here’s some ghetto ratchet brawl content for the stream. @Null it’s been a while since we got some.
Some fat Karen is mad that she’s missing 4 curly fries at a Jack In The Box
 
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