💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
I'm convinced the noises people talk about are just my fiddling with all the junk on my desk
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Could be a Chapelle Show bit. Black guy insists he's not black, he's autistic. Whenever he does some nigger shit it's a classic symptom. Pulling a gun on a cashier is "stimming," other people's bikes are his "special interest," and he constantly gets fooled by tranny prostitutes because he's "face blind."
 
anionfarflung said:
I had the same "correction" in mind and then decided not to be an autist about it and post, so thanks for doing it for me.

On the other hand, this reply undoes all that.

BTW To this day I wince to say "CACK-tye" instead of "COCK-tee."

Edit: This guy is probably Lolcow material, but I love him:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1DCbvQSHCvw
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Kash has said some stupid shit. But he's good at his job. By March 19th he caught 3 of the FBIs most wanted. It's autistic, but I think he's worth defending.

Again I don't want anymore Indians.
 
"If Mexico came over and did to Americans at a concert what happened in Gaza and Israel, I'd expect every cartel safe space to be completely flattened. I'd expect every border area between America and Mexico to be an occupied zone that we control exclusively."

This is a bad analogy. The situation in the US and Mexico has absolutely nothing to do with Israel and Palestine. If Josh says he doesn't care about Gaza, then he should stop at that. The October 7th attack was just an excuse to speed up landgrabbing and genocide.
 
Hentai-Semitism said:
"If Mexico came over and did to Americans at a concert what happened in Gaza and Israel, I'd expect every cartel safe space to be completely flattened. I'd expect every border area between America and Mexico to be an occupied zone that we control exclusively."

This is a bad analogy. The situation in the US and Mexico has absolutely nothing to do with Israel and Palestine. If Josh says he doesn't care about Gaza, then he should stop at that. The October 7th attack was just an excuse to speed up landgrabbing and genocide.
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So Hamas were really Mossad the whole time? 🤔
 
Fuck Bankers said:
Kash has said some stupid shit. But he's good at his job. By March 19th he caught 3 of the FBIs most wanted. It's autistic, but I think he's worth defending.

Again I don't want anymore Indians.
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You would be infinitely better served by firing all of the FBI agents responsible for hunting down Jan 6 protestors and hiring some cop from middle America to be FBI director. Catching 3 perps off the FBI's list isn't that impressive when they have access to NSA data, 5 Eyes intel, the coerced cooperation with every police department in the US, and rubber-stamped search warrants.

We're cutting the Gordian Knot with Indians. They all have to go back.
 
Wilson The Ball said:
So Hamas were really Mossad the whole time? 🤔
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That's not what I meant. It doesn't even matter if the attack was a false flag or not. There's hundreds of pages dedicated to this topic on this very message board. I won't bother discussing it here because I don't want to derail the thread. Bottom line: Israelis are scum and don't deserve to be exonerated in the least. Especially not by someone who says they "don't care".
 
Josh are we getting a Chibi Supercut for the Youtube? I really enjoy the ones you have put out so far, and as one of those retards that need something to listen to when I go to bed, these are great for that.
 
I have a suggestion for Null, since he has decided to record euphemisms as a form of censorship for the official clip channel. Can one of these euphemisms be "poopyhead"? It would really take us back to the past, to the gemmy days when AVGN was king of Internet comedy. It's also funny for how fake of a slur it is.
 
Null’s interests on Americana gets me to read about American stuff online and I thought about my favorite Patriotic song “Stars and Stripes Forever” by Sousa. It’s just a really happy playful melody. Reading about it on Wikipedia it talks a famous rendition from pianist Vladimir Horowitz which he made in celebration of becoming a US Citizen.
I just love that 75 years ago Americans would go to a concert and a Russian Jew would finish his performance with American March music. I’m not going to claim I’d love all immigrants if they just learned how to play American songs but that clear appreciation goes a long way.
Edit: Damn I love seeing expert level piano played.

 
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Kulee Baba said:
Null’s interests on Americana gets me to read about American stuff online and I thought about my favorite Patriotic song “Stars and Stripes Forever” by Souza. It’s just a really happy playful melody. Reading about it on Wikipedia it talks a famous rendition from pianist Vladimir Horowitz which he made in celebration of becoming a US Citizen.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rAZ2I08CkP8
I just love that 75 years ago Americans would go to a concert and a Russian Jew would finish his performance with an American March music. I’m not going to claim I’d love all immigrants if they just learned how to play American songs but that clear appreciation goes a long way.
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It seems like until the last 20 years at least among the mainstream left because I know that the Marxist left has despised this country since the beginning of the Cold War, they did not hate America, but rather viewed that the founding fathers would support their ideals. It is most likely possible though that this was a facade used to try and gain support and then they pulled off the curtain when they had the power because they know that shitting on this country and using white guilt wasn't going to get them support.
 
Jotch said:
transhumanism is the most homosexual thing ever
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Second most. Paranoia about transhumanism and “demons” (these are basically the same people) are worse and it’s going to be really fucking annoying in 2028 once Bannon lumbers onto the scene.

We will be cutting old people’s pensions to invest into AI and biotech. This is the way.
 
I can add some context to the Synthetic Man adjacent segment. What we have is a livestream from a Youtuber and Jimwalker named Carl Sama/Dead Internet Despot. In this livestream at 34:25 he mentions that he told his friend Egad (Samuel/Sigma Starscream) he could join the stream through his Discord server and they both join voice chat. At the same time, a woman named Ranger Boo who used to be good friends with Egad joins the VC to harass him. Ranger Boo is a woman who is very prone to histrionics, and she has a history with this forum, as someone who used to be obsessed with Null and really hated Keffals, but eventually she became convinced that Null was being controlled by the evil feminist Lidl Drip and so now she hates him and thinks he's a pedophile. Apparently, at some point, Egad and Ranger Boo had a falling out, and now she believes that he is her stalker and that he was simping for her (this Telegram message | Archive where he calls her cute seems to be what she means by simping, I'll leave it up to your judgment to determine whether you think this message means he was hoping to date her).
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This particular incident happened because Egad put out a tweet (Archive) saying "I have no sympathy for him. Charlie Kirk, like so many Boomers before him, is dispensationalist. He adopted the same covenant of death as those who turned America into a homosexual nation. If anything, I hope he lives simply to avoid a stupid martyrdom." (technically, saying "live, bich, live" is the opposite of gravedancing). Towards the end, Ranger Boo cries while saying "trying to suck up to Null, while Null was upset about what happened today", this is simply her saying that Egad is even worse than Null, who he is alleged to be trying to suck up to, not some relapse into liking Null. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk, discussion on this event can be found here.
 
Accessing the Federal Register

My thought is you get the daily thing and ideally use your own LLM to be a 'decider' and only forward on stuff you care about. So you don't get alert fatigue. Unless you really are interested in the minutae. Then you could at least automate an LLM summary.

I don't really like trusting third party services (they tend to go down, or 'break' in that they decide they want to charge for some feature that used to be free), but just recently a family member that's a few content cycles behind decided to get more into joe rogan and apparently there's no email newsletter or even simple "email me when there's a new episode". So I signed him up for IFTTT since it seemed lowest friction, and did 'spotify new episode from followed show' -> 'email'.

I didn't spend too much time on it, goal was quick and dirty and something better than nothing, but at least visualping now has some ai summary and/or logic kind of integration.

Tbh if you aren't playing with LLM apis you should be. Use openrouter, one stop shop (and you even get immediate access to models that are like "you have to be tier 4 or higher" right away).

Things change by the week so there may be a better provider than openrouter, I specifically know of 2-3 trying to compete in the space, but that one is quite slick.
Pliny, the jailbreak LLM guy, uses openrouter for all of his api dev afaict (Besides direct webuis).

Key thing is what UI you want it to end up as and I've looked into various like ntfy and pushover (pushbullet went all faggy and nope'd out of the ios app store so, non-starter for me as work phones are always iOS) and stuff but just simple email is extremely plain and powerful, at least for me. Every language has libraries for it, just make a dedicated email account for your own notifications (free gmail works for the poors or normies) and vibe code up an LLM api integration, and goes to a place I already check regularly.
Lots of email clients even let you set what you get notified for or not, special email accounts or other things. Gmail app has a thing of what it deems 'important'.
(Yes gmail is zog'd but for stuff that might as well be published publicly, it's fine to take their money and use their servers. I suppose you could use outlook, dunno about proton api, but with the paid access you get imap/smtp, and you really only need smtp. Gmail api lets you have really fine-grained scope, which is reassuring imo).

Or just publish it publicly even for others and subscribe to it yourself. RSS readers still exist though email just has taken over RSS for me honestly. (I don't like the extra step of archiving an RSS post. With email I know the content in the email is still going to be there (careful about linked imaged vs attached though)).

Must be some way to use IFTTT or Zapier for LLM api stuff, which tbh would be ok if you just generate a special API key for it and ideally set limits so a breach doesn't drain your credits.

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Could make a regular trip down to your local library that has access. Channel charlie kirk and see what universities are up to.

Hope that helps
 
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