💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Null]

The only real reason I would go lacrosse games in college was they had the best parking lot gourmets who were often drunk and generous. They may have been horseless polo playing faggots, but they made some damn good grub.

My plan is to go backwards on this. Become a gourmand, end up rich and affluent somehow as a result.

 

[mold]

somebody make one of ralph being an active present father

 

[Sneeds]

@Null posting tranny music on the front page reminded me that there’s a Joshcore cover of Money Machine

 

[keke]

A decently big study was just done on male furries, and while nobody here will be surprised it’s pretty fucking funny that the results showed 84% are identified as non-heterosexual and 99% had a sexual motivation. (Horrifying at the same time because of how they target children, but again people here know.)

Link: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30806867/

Spoiler: Full Citation

Hsu KJ, Bailey JM. The "Furry" Phenomenon: Characterizing Sexual Orientation, Sexual Motivation, and Erotic Target Identity Inversions in Male Furries. Archives of Sexual Behavior. 2019 Jul;48(5):1349-1369. doi: 10.1007/s10508-018-1303-7. Epub 2019 Feb 26. PMID: 30806867.

 

[DavidS877]

somebody make one of ralph being an active present father

Come on, there are things that even AI can't do.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

When da Ralphamalé recently did a cooking stream, he made a grand entrance during a poignant song:
gran_entrada_del_gunt.mp4
Could come in handy for a little transitional gunterlude between segments if something more specific doesn’t fit.

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Destiny’s ex wife, Melina, with the Ralphamalé, hammin’ it up:
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Tiny watched.

Thin Ralph is so uncanny.
Also someone needs to do one of Ralph breaking Metokur's back like Bane did with Batman.

 

[scumfuck]

Crack Amico (in brown face) put out a please saar song I think would be good for an intro

Edit: Crack Amico is based and his other recent song I like is about Dave Portnoy being an unfunny jew lmao

 

[anionfarflung]

Happy birthday Ethan Ralph
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Milwaukee Protocol will save him!

 

[The Noise]

Five Guys After Action Report:

Burger fucking sucked. Fries were good. Shake was REALLY good. 4/5. Seriously the burger was dry as fuck. Barely edible.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I found something good for the troon segment. While it's not the Jim Sterling/Kidd Bandit Match, it is the other match that Bandit had for the Bri'ish company that had the Sterling/Bandit match, except this one was for a fucking Gay Pride championship that this company has for some reason, thought you might enjoy it.

Here's some timestamps if Necessary:
0:35 Kidd Bandit makes his gay ass weeb entrance wearing that faggy hoodie he was wearing in the Jim Sterling match again.
3:27 For some reason Kidd Bandit is in the audience holding some sign made to mock his fellow midget opponent.
5:22 The Match starts with Bandit and his opponent taunting each other, a good close up look of Bandit's manly face is shown.
6:25 The match actually starts with Bandit and the opponent doing submission moves that look like they're giving each other blowjobs.
8:10 The two do pose-offs again instead of wrestling and then move into a tug of war thing.
9:42 The "action" (if you could even call it that cause its slow as fuck) moves into outside of the ring.
16:22 The other guy's bodyguard gets involved in the match and gives the guy hairspray to attack Bandit with but fails.
17:25 Kidd Bandit gets the hairspray to try and attack the other guy, some woman wrestler gets involved and steals the hairspray, giving the other guy enough time to use his bodyguard's nightstick to attack Bandit and win the match.

All and all a very sad night for troons everywhere.

 

[3MMA]

I threw this together for @theralph ‘s 40th birthday, frame by frame

Happy Big 4-0, Ethan Ralph

 

[National Defense Advocate]

wrestler gets involved and steals the hairspray, giving the other guy enough time to use his bodyguard's nightstick to attack Bandit and win the match.

That seems like bad sportsmanship.

 

[GaryGray]

It's a bucket list goal to find someone tailgating that I don't know, their food smells good, and I just slide them a 10 and we break bread together. More likely at a football game, but whenever.

Go to a college football game in any state that does not have a professional sports team. The tailgating at those colleges is a unique and fun experience. You will have no problem finding a stranger to share food with you there.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

@Null the DSP YouTuber you've previously featured on MATI, Ludwig World Order (AKA @A Big Bumbling Black Man), recently had an appearance on some nigger's podcast where he was sperging out defending his loli vtuber avatar. He sounds like a lispy homosexual and gets very, very, very mad. This dude sells merchandise featuring AI art of his avatar beating up DSP, and streams himself dressing it up in different gooner outfits while he rages at clips of Phil.

(thanks @Winter for the clip)

(Ludwig appears at 1:29:40)
He's a huge fan of another DSP a-log who uses a female vtuber avatar, An1337. Ludwig spends all day in this dude's Discord server posting AI-generated goon material of his and this dude's avatars.

Spoiler: Examples (HARAM)

 

[Sneeds]

Here’s some tranny stuff for the Reddit segment

@Null why are you gang stalking trannies?

ARM EVERY TRANS PERSON
What really happens when you arm trannies

Also here’s some posts from the H1B Subreddit over the recent ruling




THEY’RE SUFFERING

 

[Bathhouse Owner]

In a bit of personal bad news, Matt Rogers, the original singer of "Illegals in my yard" decided to copyright the Joshcore version
It's one of the few ones that I'm proud because it actually sounds like jersh's autismo singing

Rest in pepperoni Jose Beaner Luna

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Total Jeet Death
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tech twitter jeets in absolute shambles.

This was my #1 issue. The EO he wrote specifically talks about how software engineer grads can't get jobs.
If he actually enforces this shit it will pretty much be my favorite thing to ever happen.
I fucking hate stinky smelly jeets so so much.

Apparently it's 100k a year plus the 100k entrance fee, paid by the company hiring the jeet. Which IS better than what I thought it was, which was a one time fee.

Do the same for Chinese students.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

Become a gourmand, end up rich and affluent somehow as a result.

Snob grocery stores are the best place to pick up housewives.

Cause a divorce, reap proceeds.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

In a bit of personal bad news, Matt Rogers, the original singer of "Illegals in my yard" decided to copyright the Joshcore version
It's one of the few ones that I'm proud because it actually sounds like jersh's autismo singing
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Rest in pepperoni Jose Beaner Luna

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JoshFelizNavidad_1.mp3

After all the gardening, tacos (made from stray dogs), and (botched) construction work they still keeping a beangga down, this is outrageous

 

[JustSomeDong]

Go to a college football game in any state that does not have a professional sports team.

Sports that don't get a lot of official attention work, too. I got the best grub from lacrosse games, but rugby games were also good for some grub when I was perpetually hungover and half-broke, which was most of the time. The lacrosse kids were kinda snobby sometimes, but I'm good with people and made out pretty well. The rugby bros were more down to earth, but had simpler food. But I wasn't too proud to eat beer-boiled bratwurst from a crock-pot in the back of a rugby bro's ford fiesta.