💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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ok here's my request: ai art of ethan ralph being heroic

here's what i came up with

1. Ethan Ralph in some way helping Charlie Kirk dodge the bullet.
2. Ethan Ralph receiving the presidential medal from Donald Trump
3. Ethan Ralph with Destiny's Melina
4. Ethan Ralph bursting in to a barn, where Your Movie Sucks is surprised looking and by a horse.
5. Ethan Ralph as a security guard outside the stained glass windows of a Catholic Church holding a tranny up at gunpoint
6. Ethan Ralph with Kanye West in a recording studio helping him with lyrics.
7. Ethan Ralph receiving a large stack of US Dollars from Billy Mitchell with his flag tie in a Pacman arcade.
8. Ethan Ralph saluting the US flag over Canada as red coat canadian mountees cry.
9. Ethan Ralph throwing jeets back into the ocean.
10. Ethan Ralph punching iDubbbz with a big uppercut. Teeth are flying out of his mouth.

ai art works, sketches, doodles, whatever the fuck. i just need it asap. needs to be him intervening in stuff i've talked about on mati in the last year.
 
Three hours of DSP footage is a lot to stomach, so I might skip forward in a few parts.

Also, I think your editor is a pingus toucher 🫵😀
 
Ralph Barnhardt said:
Just when you thought the jeets couldn't get worse, here enters the L1B
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Here's the Jeetress's tiktok video for maximum infuriation. Bitch even does the fucking head bobble at the end as she smiles in your face.
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As the guy stated, there's no need for companies to go through the hooplah of posting a job on a bulletin board in an empty warehouse. The company needs to have some sort of "relationship" with some jeet corporation to be able to qualify. To make things even more lax "While the business must be viable, there is no requirement that it be engaged in international trade." What exactly is meant by "international trade" is not specifically stated. That jeet corporation must have someone who's "generally have been working" for them for one year in the last three years, be wanting to get into the US, and have "Specialized Knowledge" of how the jeet company basically runs. That's it. That's all the justification they need.
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Oh and this also applies if you are "Canadian".
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Thank you, state of California and Washington. Very cool.

So a jeet and company doesn't even need to pretend that they need someone with a masters in computer thaumatology and can't find any Americans to bless motherboards because they're too busy being lazy and having sleepovers. With L1B, they can bring over a maximum of 5 year temp worker and their spouse and their children. When that's jeet's time is up then they're replaced.

Thank you, bobble headed cunt. Without your smugness I would not know this shit existed.
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the meme that is not forced, we are simply forced to live with it *sigh*

Dicksmash Turbofist said:
It is retarded easy to make a burger that is vastly superior at home for a 10th of the price. Just look up a smash burger recipe.
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I don't disagree, but there's levels of quality to consider when you're out at a baseball game, in the city and can't cook yourself
 
Null said:
ok here's my request: ai art of ethan ralph being heroic

here's what i came up with

1. Ethan Ralph in some way helping Charlie Kirk dodge the bullet.
2. Ethan Ralph receiving the presidential medal from Donald Trump
3. Ethan Ralph with Destiny's Melina
4. Ethan Ralph bursting in to a barn, where Your Movie Sucks is surprised looking and by a horse.
5. Ethan Ralph as a security guard outside the stained glass windows of a Catholic Church holding a tranny up at gunpoint
6. Ethan Ralph with Kanye West in a recording studio helping him with lyrics.
7. Ethan Ralph receiving a large stack of US Dollars from Billy Mitchell with his flag tie in a Pacman arcade.
8. Ethan Ralph saluting the US flag over Canada as red coat canadian mountees cry.
9. Ethan Ralph throwing jeets back into the ocean.
10. Ethan Ralph punching iDubbbz with a big uppercut. Teeth are flying out of his mouth.

ai art works, sketches, doodles, whatever the fuck. i just need it asap. needs to be him intervening in stuff i've talked about on mati in the last year.
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Im not artist but here's a little poem for him from the heart ( genuine)

Enjoy a wild stream of pills and Mexican drink
From a king of a man whose shit never stinks
The horrors of online politics he endures
House hot as hell, sunglasses indoors 😎

Join Ralph for some sabrosa tacos in town
Make fun of losers online doubling down
Oh the kill stream a fantastic treat
Fuck trannies, niggers, and kill all pajeets!
 
Null said:
ok here's my request: ai art of ethan ralph being heroic
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I didn't even ask the AI for the happy merchant hands

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british tranny F1NN5TER exposes his twitch stream (comprised of children) to disgusting fetish material
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When da Ralphamalé recently did a cooking stream, he made a grand entrance during a poignant song:

Could come in handy for a little transitional gunterlude between segments if something more specific doesn’t fit.
Destiny’s ex wife, Melina, with the Ralphamalé, hammin’ it up:
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Tiny watched.
 
Total Jeet Death
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tech twitter jeets in absolute shambles.

This was my #1 issue. The EO he wrote specifically talks about how software engineer grads can't get jobs.
If he actually enforces this shit it will pretty much be my favorite thing to ever happen.
I fucking hate stinky smelly jeets so so much.
 
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Haramburger said:
It's a bucket list goal to find someone tailgating that I don't know, their food smells good, and I just slide them a 10 and we break bread together. More likely at a football game, but whenever.
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The only real reason I would go lacrosse games in college was they had the best parking lot gourmets who were often drunk and generous. They may have been horseless polo playing faggots, but they made some damn good grub.
 
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