💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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"I can't believe the guy who runs the autism website has an autistic weight loss spreadsheet", Do y'all niggas know where you are?
 
Nigger Cattle said:
Can Keemstar be a cow or whatever? I've always been of the opinion he isn't a cow because he's a millionaire, i'm willing to be wrong about this.
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You're free to disagree, but there's 30 pages of discussion and content here. It's easy to miss his personal fuck-ups and gaffs when he surrounds himself with people like Wings & Boogie so I can't fault you there.
 
Nigger Cattle said:
Can Keemstar be a cow or whatever? I've always been of the opinion he isn't a cow because he's a millionaire, i'm willing to be wrong about this.
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I mean considering the drama dug up on him back when big people tried to cancel him like Idubbbz & GradeAUnderA I'd call him one regardless of his success
 
yoursavior said:
120 minutes of good cardio a week Josh.
You'll be feeling better about yourself in 3 months bud.
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I'm not one to give advice to fat people because i hated when people tried to budge in with their own opinions when i was fat, but i can say that hitting the gym and running would turn Null into a gymbro 100%, he likes the self-improvment thing and it's the most objective thing you can do to improve yourself, you literally see the results in your body. I don't have an amazing body or anything, but i see a few muscles here and there and i'm healthier than ever. Since Null has been sedentary since he was a teenager, he would be surprised how energetic he could be if he worked out, your stamina just starts to go through the roof if you start both lift weights and run.
But, if i can give him an opinion it would be: hit the gym when you hit your goal weight and you will never put the weight back.
 
crinklefry said:
Null is lazy and doesn't like working out
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Taking in less calories is arguably more productive than trying to spend the surplus effectively on exercise. Exercising is like Brewster's Millions, trying to spend is really fucking hard.
 
crinklefry said:
Null is lazy and doesn't like working out
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But i wonder, has he ever tried to learn how to do it? It can be a pain in the ass to learn how to do each and every exercise the gym instructors throw at you, but once you're familiar with it all it's really just a quick hour a day and you're done.

Haramburger said:
Taking in less calories is arguably more productive than trying to spend the surplus effectively on exercise. Exercising is like Brewster's Millions, trying to spend is really fucking hard.
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Oh, that's for sure, if your goal is SOLELY to lose weight, it's 80% dieting. But when it comes to health benefits, you gotta exercise a bit. Your heart rate is slower, blood pressure is lower, you feel good, you get to look good enough for the ladies, it's good. The ladies also love men who work out, it shows that you take care of yourself and they like men with a bit of muscle.
 
The soyim know...
hit the gem.webp
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I genuinely do not understand how people in this thread are surprised that Josh counts calories and keeps a spreadsheet. He brings it up basically every show, and a good chunk of this thread in particular is arguing about whether or not pizza day is compatible with weight loss.
 
filthypenguin said:
I genuinely do not understand how people in this thread are surprised that Josh counts calories and keeps a spreadsheet. He brings it up basically every show, and a good chunk of this thread in particular is arguing about whether or not pizza day is compatible with weight loss.
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That isn’t surprising to me. It’s the sending screenshots of it to a greasy weirdo nobody instead of just ignoring him that has me confused.
 
Gentleman this is your reminder that you are allowed to be fat as long as you are equally funny. If you are only a little fat you only need to be a little funny but if you're very fat you have to be very funny. If you maintain the proper fat/funny ratio you will still get bitches and smash mad box.
 
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