💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Josh I heard you're wanting to do stickers, we need a :ross: sticker, the head looks good and it doesn't say nigger so you can display it and be a cool dude with an esoteric reference on you
 
Null said:
So now NFL is lolcows?
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Raider's cut a guy who was doing borderline gay shit to his teammates in the locker room, but they used his lack of effort in rehabbing his foot as the press reason. A lot of players started coming out about his "zesty" behavior. Nigga's love to find some new word for faggotry since there is no bigger faggots on this planet than the black American.
 
Watched the podawful thing. I don't have a very high opinion of Jesse, find him to be extremely off puttingly insecure with a very cringe subservient low IQ fanbase and this didn't change that. That said, he's capable of being funny but he didn't have to do any work here, all he had to do is recognize that the spreadsheet augmented trauma dump he was being sent was very humorous. Autistic oversharing is always humorous and it's the sort of humor that kiwi farmers should be able to appreciate.
 
I don't think this has been mentioned regarding payment processors/gateways, but Paypal is currently not available for certain currencies on Steam.
 

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Null said:
So now NFL is lolcows?
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Always has been.
There's a little bit of everything: organizational incompetence, large money deals gone wrong, people who shouldn't be on social media making their own lives actively worse, baby momma drama, lolsuits, media personality that can't keep their dicks out of their coworkers, poor people getting a taste of 1% incomes and screwing up horribly, nepo baby kids getting hit by reality, grievous bodily injury and CTE, drunk driving/car crashing, grody sex tapes, fat people being fat, ect.
Not really many fat women or mukbangs tho.
 
Drama Fan said:
Always has been.
There's a little bit of everything: organizational incompetence, large money deals gone wrong, people who shouldn't be on social media making their own lives actively worse, baby momma drama, lolsuits, media personality that can't keep their dicks out of their coworkers, poor people getting a taste of 1% incomes and screwing up horribly, nepo baby kids getting hit by reality, grievous bodily injury and CTE, drunk driving/car crashing, grody sex tapes, fat people being fat, ect.
Not really many fat women or mukbangs tho.
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Fame, money, men under 30, lots of urban youths. How many professional NFL players actually make it out of the industry without self-immolating?
 
Catgirl Tyranid said:
Fame, money, men under 30, lots of urban youths. How many professional NFL players actually make it out of the industry without self-immolating?
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It's pretty dire in financial terms, mostly driven by exorbitant spending and careers not lasting very long on average. The average player that makes it to the NFL only lasts ~3.3 years, which is less than a standard 4 year rookie contract (which often have a 5th year option the team can opt-in to). A rookie contract's play is locked into a standard pay schedule based on their draft number which falls off quite quickly. For most guys outside of the top 32 (first round picks), you're grossing anywhere from 2-4 million/year to ~1 million per year for some of the very low picks.

It's really easy to burn through rookie money if you spend like a retard and want to flex nice homes and expensive cars or have lots of children with multiple women like a retard. I do think that there's sort of an impulse for people to spend like they already "made it" if they make it into the league (it's only something like 1-2% of College players even see an NFL squad, but you really don't make much until you play for years and justify a 2nd contract.
 
Bryan Dunn said:
So you’ve never been a normal weight huh?
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Fuck, that single text message broke me. I still think he should have been more diplomatic towards Josh and he would have gotten more out of it, now it will take Null another 3 years to mention Jesse ever again, and rightfully so.
Guy's begging for attention for a long time now even though Null had plugged his show a few times before, but he wanted Null to mention it by name, which is more retarded than what he tried to say Null was retarded for doing (going out of his way not to mention Jesse so he can't use it as promo).
 
CapricornusRex said:
Nigga's love to find some new word for faggotry since there is no bigger faggots on this planet than the black American.
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American niggas are pretty gay, but their rampant butt-fucking while pretending to be not gay is but a poor imitation of the true OG's of the art: the arabs.
 
waffle said:
American niggas are pretty gay, but their rampant butt-fucking while pretending to be not gay is but a poor imitation of the true OG's of the art: the arabs.
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Did the arabs partake in buttfucking each other? I thought they were only pedophiles and rapists, not fags.
Need to update my knowledge about them so i can more accurately offend one.
 
Pelican Bones said:
Null says the word NFL -> NFL is full of black athletes -> Bryanne Dunn appears

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“Outlines could be here,” he thought. “I love outlines.” The cool breeze felt good against his fat man tits as he ordered Wendy’s breakfast while chatting with a discord kitten.
 
Sometimes I forget that loser is still around. He's bolder than me, I'd be far too embarrassed to be such an obviously non credible faggot to show my stupid fucking face.

Never give attention seeking faggots what they want. unless you can make it suitably unpleasant.

Also America is just straight up blowing up cartel drug boats with missiles now. Which I would like to say is fucking tight as hell.
 
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