💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
I was unbanned by Stripe on the Kick and Gumroad integrations. Kick subs for sure work, I just checked. I think Gumroad should also work now.

Moving forward, Locals and Gumroad will both get the same updates. I am not partial to either. They both use Stripe. I don't know why I was even allowed on Locals.

I'll talk about it on Friday. No, I have no idea why any of this is happening. I assume that I am obnoxious enough + Trump and the Legislature's movements recently have been scary enough that they're starting to ease up off the gas. I'll give my more specific shitzo theories on Friday.

In case you forgot...
madattheinternet.gumroad.com

Mad at the Internet

A weekly presentation covering what it takes to keep a one-man enterprise online when it makes everyone Mad at the Internet.
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Will send out a mass email again once I'm certain it works.
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The cosmic scales were tipped for a while,
The universe forgetting how to smile.
We hit the bottom, the very last straw,
Lived under Murphy's and Sod's own law.
But now, the script is getting flipped,
The social pendulum has just been hipped!
The tide is turning, things are looking bright,
We're finally winning, and it feels so right.
 
BondoBob said:
Accuracy is always preferable. If you don't have someone point out mistakes in a polite way, then you'll always make them when it actually means something and makes you look foolish tbf - like the below video of the jeet gentlesaar driving the wrong way into traffic over the Mississippi River and being dragged from his truck at gunpoint by officers. You know who spells shit wrong, can barely speak English and uses common idioms incorrectly? Jeets. Don't be a jeet.

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Update - he was a drunken jeet with a blood alcohol level of over .15 by the time they got the order for blood testing bc he refused to blow at the scene. He drove more than a hundred miles with a blood alcohol level at least twice the legal limit.

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TrainWreckWatcher said:
A friend of mine was black and adopted by white parents. Spoke perfect fluent English.
We'd play cardgames and tabletop games together at a store in a mini-mall, occasionally a random black dude that probably had to job search cause of parole would come in giving resumes to every job in the mall cause that's what they do. And you'd watch him swap from perfect fluent English to hood rat shit to talk to the guy. I never got a straight answer out of why he felt the need to do it.
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It's social pressure. Blacks will give other blacks shit for talking white.

This shit is also why black culture has a ton of weird nuance. Why do they use fake names? Why do they convert to Islam? Why do they talk like retards?

The answer is the same for each: They hate white people and they make fun of blacks who try to 'act white' for doing so. Christianity is the white man's religion, "real names" are often Christian names, and English is the white man's tongue. So they go by L'Jarius, Muhammad was 'African', and white people can't understand ebonics.
 
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Thread 'Kiwi Merch 2025'

This is on short notice and I'm sorry but I'd still like to do merch for Halloween as I do each year. I am considering doing not-apparel this year because I do it every year. I am very resourceful and can get pretty much anything made, but generally something like mugs and posters are easier than plushies - and the more complicated stuff will probably take too much time to sort out.

An idea pitched for it was something Kiwiling related, maybe a mug. Kiwilings are little characters from the Wplace game that took over the entire northern peninsula of New Zealand. They're super low pixel...
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
A friend of mine was black and adopted by white parents. Spoke perfect fluent English.
We'd play cardgames and tabletop games together at a store in a mini-mall, occasionally a random black dude that probably had to job search cause of parole would come in giving resumes to every job in the mall cause that's what they do. And you'd watch him swap from perfect fluent English to hood rat shit to talk to the guy. I never got a straight answer out of why he felt the need to do it.
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This is called register shifting and many people do it subconsciously. Its a know your audience thing.

I have family members who goo full country/Southern when around others who are too. Otherwise their accents are much more subtle.

We tend to notice it more with accents, but register shifting is done all the time. People will use different vocabulary, modes of speech, cadence, speed, gestures, etc... depending on context.

The way you speak will be different if youre teaching a class vs speaking with friends vs speaking at a church vs speaking with your in laws vs speaking with children.

The reason many people do it subconsciously or consciously is to facilitate communication in some way. Either to make the hearer more comfortable, to make the hearer like the speaker more, to help the hearer understand better and so on. Your friend probably did it for multiple reasons hence he couldn't give you a straight answer.
 
Null said:
It's social pressure. Blacks will give other blacks shit for talking white.

This shit is also why black culture has a ton of weird nuance. Why do they use fake names? Why do they convert to Islam? Why do they talk like retards?

The answer is the same for each: They hate white people and they make fun of blacks who try to 'act white' for doing so. Christianity is the white man's religion, "real names" are often Christian names, and English is the white man's tongue. So they go by L'Jarius, Muhammad was 'African', and white people can't understand ebonics.
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Speaking of Black, have you ever been to that Black ass flea market (Petapsco) near Baltimore?
 
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For your consideration, a glance into the mind of a Reddit Jeet adolescent. This was all from like 5 seconds on top. Probably tons of anti-Indian laughs to be had saar
 
Hentai-Semitism said:
My dad sort of does this. He's intelligent and articulate, but when he meets people from our area, he sometimes inserts single words from the local dialect here and there.

I don't like the dialect all that much because it's mostly associated with working class and is heavily influenced by another language that has nothing to do with our native language. So it's a bit cringeworthy when he does this.

P.S. We're all white and not American 👍
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It is very tough to know how harshly to judge this. In America disliking the working class and regional dialects is generally a mark of being a shitlib.

Is the other language white?
 
Null said:
I was unbanned by Stripe on the Kick and Gumroad integrations. Kick subs for sure work, I just checked. I think Gumroad should also work now.

Moving forward, Locals and Gumroad will both get the same updates. I am not partial to either. They both use Stripe. I don't know why I was even allowed on Locals.

I'll talk about it on Friday. No, I have no idea why any of this is happening. I assume that I am obnoxious enough + Trump and the Legislature's movements recently have been scary enough that they're starting to ease up off the gas. I'll give my more specific shitzo theories on Friday.

In case you forgot...
madattheinternet.gumroad.com

Mad at the Internet

A weekly presentation covering what it takes to keep a one-man enterprise online when it makes everyone Mad at the Internet.
madattheinternet.gumroad.com madattheinternet.gumroad.com

Will send out a mass email again once I'm certain it works.
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If you are fully re-banked, will you do the sneedful an kiss the jew wall like senpai Trump?

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Josh owes it to himself and his fans to get an actual fully automatic 50 BMG not just some cheap($5000) bolt action rifle that uses the same round.
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Havent seen anything on it on the farms, but another tranny has shot up another catholic school in south east Mineapolis, near a town called Eden Prairie:

Archive: https://archive.is/vMwdQ

2 dead / 20 + injured. Two two deceased are children, who were taken to nearby hospitals, and pronounced deceased. The shooter has used 2x4s to barricade exits, trapping people inside the Annunciation Catholic Church before beginning his mass shooting.

OSINT identified the shooter as a biological male named "Robin Westman"

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Robin was likely trans-identifying, or simply gay, from his manifesto.
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(!!LOUD!!) Video of Robin going through his equipment that he was going to use to shoot up the school:





Robin paging through his manifesto, a document that uses a substitution cipher to replace English letters with Cyrillic characters:



Police have not yet identified whether Robin is dead or alive, but they have confirmed that he is 'contained'. Police have now confirmed the shooter is dead, most likely from suicide.

President Donald trump has ordered US flags to be flown at half for the victims.


well, i'm retarded. Here's the thread on the subject: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/active-shooter-guns-down-twenty-people-at-minneapolis-church.227351/
I'll post more findings there when I get them.
 
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