💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Kidd Bandit looks like he's going to go bald in the near future, he keeps dying his hair and it has gotten so fried that it looks like it's ripe to fall off. Here's a comparison from what his hair first used to look like compared to now.
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Null said:
Shaq (who is FIFTY YEARS OLD but because he's literally 7'1 he's still the best in the entire world)
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As a professional racist, you ought to know that black people love they Air Jordans, a basketball shoe using the likeness of Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player ever. In the modern day, Lebron James is considered the greatest basketball player, although my sports friends tell me that Lebron is very overrated and his stats are actually quite embarrassing. Fun fact: blacks are not actually better at basketball, due to their lower average height and intelligence, it's just that Jordan was really good so niggers wanted to be basketball players, and the sport experienced white flight.
 
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patronize it or even why anyone would go there to throw dildos onto the court unless they just want to harass the women for being women and playing a game.
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I think people get so angry about it because it’s been astroturfed as better than or at least as entertaining as men’s basketball (which is also boring). The women playing it are catching flak for something they probably don’t deserve.
 
Nigga Bullshit said:
Nachisu Miku, the "Nazi" VTuber that Randbot was simping for, is a male kike:
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Null said:
Get your requests in
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Original Phonebook post:


The guy who made the DrawAFish website referenced Kiwi Farms in an article reflecting on his handling of his site and being phonebooked on this "unsavory website". His bragging about living in New York however led to his new phonebook being discovered:

 
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basketball is the worst sport in the entire world. it is this tiny ass court that gives inherent disadvantage based on a single, inalienable attribute: height. The taller you are, the better you are at basketball. That's why one of the best players in the world is a freakingly mutated Chinaman who was grown in a vat by the CCP using CRISPR. The gangly freak browns walk back and forth taking turns putting the ball in the hoop. The score goes into high double digits.

women are short and stocky. they do not excel at this game of walking the ball back and forth and placing it into the hoop. they are easily outmatched by basically any man in this game. there is nothing spceial about female basketball. you would likely get higher quality matches from your local highschool team. that's not even their fault, it is the fault of the game mechanics which reward intrinsic physical properties. there is literally nothing they can do to compete with Shaq (who is FIFTY YEARS OLD but because he's literally 7'1 he's still the best in the entire world). other games also reward your attributes, but there's often a combination of training and your build. in basketball it is literally just height.
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It's not just height that's a factor, but it does give advantages. Either that or the really tall black kids I played against a sa scrawny white kid in school way back when were just paradoxically shitty at being disproporionately tall and black. They had giants vs goblins, a lawless world on the gym's court.

I went through a phase where I fucking hated basketball for a bit though and it wasn't due to anything related to the actual game. It was entirely related to both the local radio stations and one really fucking annoying kid in my class constantly bombarding my ears with "WE'RE PLAYING BA-SKET BOOOOOOOL AH A AHA YOU KNOW ES BAS-KE-BOOOOOOOOOooool allaround tha court"

This is entirely tangental and not related to the women's basketball dildo incident. As compensation here's two old internet funnies written by the guy that later gave everyone grey people cancer and then lost his spine after being called racist by tumblrites.
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Scorpion From MK said:
The guy who made the DrawAFish website referenced Kiwi Farms in an article reflecting on his handling of his site and being phonebooked on this "unsavory website". His bragging about living in New York however led to his new phonebook being discovered:
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At least he seems to have some sense of humor about it and made a fun albeit buggy as fuck fish game thing.


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I thought Michael Jordan played golf
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I thought Michael Jordan played Baseball (like in space jam!)
 
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The only good spectator sport is new multiplayer AAA slop with genuinely unreadable screen and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
 
God's strongest milkman said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-V5nPpdBbfU
Guess who dropped just in time? Too bad it's one of his worst.
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EXTREMELY LOW ENERGY cover of a song that was so bad that it's creator tried to scrub it from the internet ala minecraft with gadget but it's some autistic woman with an anime avatar singing just a genuinely shitty song badly trying to self aggrandize while having mold, vomit, and ants everywhere IRL.

Come on man, at least SCREAM OBNOXIOUSLY LIKE THE ORIGINAL AUDIO if you're gonna do it! It's gonna be bad no matter what nigger!
 
The real reason Gilbert Baker picked the rainbow flag to represent gay shit btw is because it was a Biblical symbol for Noah, in the book of Genesis when Noah finds land after the ark has been adrift God sends a rainbow to show Noah where Mount Ararat is. The designer picked it as a way to subvert a traditionally Christian/Jewish symbol that represented the original renewed covenant between man and God to never destroy the world.

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"The word of the Lord endures forever, it is the sign of the eternal covenant of God"
 
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