💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand BossmanJack. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical winnings most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Austin's hedonisitc outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Wiz Khalifa's discography, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike BossmanJack truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Austin's existential catchphrase "Damn That Pussy Nice!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Schenider's German epic Ratmoms and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated youtube-only niggercattle scratching their heads in confusion as Evil Eddie's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a BossmanJack tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for your mom's eyes only- and even then she has to demonstrate that she's within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel rat 😎
 
Doki Doki Chan said:
The crypto wallet links are gone from the MATI site, I am sure the 10 people who use crypto feel like second class citizens. Are there ways to throw T&H badges at people without crypto currency?
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MATI Crypto is not KF Crypto. You should still be able to send MATI money via XMR Chat https://xmrchat.com/mati
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As far as I'm aware that's your only options for KF T&H right now, checks, USPS Money Order or Crypto.
 
I don't know if it has been done yet but for @Null
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Now, I haven't done this since middle school which was multiple decades ago, but I Tried to line up the center of the protractor with where the angle starts and then drew a line out
You are indeed correct it is NOT 90 degrees, which is apparent to anyone who looks at this.
But either a 30 degree or a 150 degree angle. I have no idea which I'm supposed to use. I haven't needed to use this ever in my life until now.
 
@Null Relevant to your recent drama and also kind of intresting to cover for the next mati.



Leaf streamer Northernlion (popular for popularizing the horseracing anime girl game) talks about how he was intrested in playing new game called "Blue Archive", but then he checked the reviews of the game and they had an “insanely evil aura" and "It has a dark energy emanating from the store page, and I will not be interfacing with it."



"Insanely evil aura"?

"Dark energy"?

Whatever could that be I wonder?

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Very sane, very healthy, very normal fans of the game harass him until he deletes the tweet just for saying he doesn't want to play the game, then celebrate on twitter over filtering a tourist by posting very normal things regular people post.

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Who is this "Ibuki" character?
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Bonus, to the bonus: Lone Person goes "We don't claim OP" in response to the deranged steam post, 50 people respond going "Yes we do."

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Oilspill Battery said:
@Null Relevant to your recent drama and also kind of intresting to cover for the next mati.



Leaf streamer Northernlion (popular for popularizing the horseracing anime girl game) talks about how he was intrested in playing new game called "Blue Archive", but then he checked the reviews of the game and they had an “insanely evil aura" and "It has a dark energy emanating from the store page, and I will not be interfacing with it."
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"Insanely evil aura"?

"Dark energy"?

Whatever could that be I wonder?

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That one is probably one of the worst in term of pedophilic tones, the way it was described to me is that you are a "teacher" in charge of the underage anime gacha girls, who have a lot of weird amorous classroom drama in their storylines wich sometimes also includes you, i have no idea how the gameplay looks like and frankly im too scared to look it up.

This shit is feeling like the start of the troon epidemic where nerdy guys in their autistic fandoms like sonic and shit like that years later started crossdressing and shoving things up their ass becoming increasingly more and more deranged.

God help us.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
I don't know if it has been done yet but for @Null
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Now, I haven't done this since middle school which was multiple decades ago, but I Tried to line up the center of the protractor with where the angle starts and then drew a line out
You are indeed correct it is NOT 90 degrees, which is apparent to anyone who looks at this.
But either a 30 degree or a 150 degree angle. I have no idea which I'm supposed to use. I haven't needed to use this ever in my life until now.
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Everyone, I present a Bush Era school child. This specimen is barely proficient at spelling his name, can drink water to stay alive, but cannot give directions while looking at a map.
Don't bully the Bush Era children, just pity them.
 
Jose Beaner Luna said:
i have no idea how the gameplay looks like and frankly im too scared to look it up.
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I saw a little bit because a Youtuber I watch included some clips of him playing the game in his podcast, the "gameplay" is typical gacha game idle-battling which I presume is technically playable, but is really just a way to pretend to not be a gambling/porn game and presumably lets you earn premium currency. The real part of the game is at best suggestive interactions with the students (as far as I can tell all of the gacha characters are students, in particular your students because you are their teacher, which is what the tweets mean when they refer to "sensei"), and includes "practice dates" and petting sections.
 
I find it amusing that these people keep saying "wow Josh Moon keeps breaking his pedophile rule about only calling people pedophiles if he wants them dead because he's calling cunny enthusiasts pedophiles". Don't you think there's a more obvious explanation?
 
It should be noted that the Attilla was a Hun, but Hungarians are not Huns. They called themselves the Magyars. I know its probably been argued to death at this point but having just listened to it my autism compels me to post. The only reason the Hungarians are called that is because that was the name the ze Germans decided to apply to them. When the Magyars showed up Europe just called them Huns because the Huns were another tribe that poured out of the east back in Antiquity.

The actual Huns though most likely originated from what is now Northwest China, while the Magyars were probably more from "the stans" or even Siberia.
 
mindlessobserver said:
The actual Huns though most likely originated from what is now Northwest China, while the Magyars were probably more from "the stans" or even Siberia.
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>Steppes People arrive in Europe
>Later, another Steppes People arrive in Europe
I can understand why they would think that
 
Jose Beaner Luna said:
Lolicons truly are the Indians of the Internet.
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I'm going to commit a racism and say, while there are plenty of cracker pedos, there seem to be even more that are from Indonesia and southeast Asia. I have no scientific proof or data for this, there just seems to be an awful lot of them for how many are on the internet as far as the ratio goes.

mindlessobserver said:
The actual Huns though most likely originated from what is now Northwest China, while the Magyars were probably more from "the stans".
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I know very little about Ugric ethnolinguistic origins, besides that both Finnish and Hungarian sound equally ridiculous because they came from the same general region of nomadic tribal origins, but even though the Xiongnu are often transliterated as "Hun" for whatever reason likely originating from the difficulty of turning the particularities of Chinese pronunciation into English (Peking and Beijing refers to the same place, Cao Cao and Tsao Tsao refers to the same person,), they are not the same people. They might have come from the same general hellhole region, since the Xiongnu theoretically originated in Siberia, however.
Getting into the origins of steppe tribes is an impossible mess, though, because what usually happens is that one ascendant tribal confederation, after launching out and settling elsewhere, is usurped and absorbed by a new tribal confederation either of a similar people or another launch out of a different nomadic horse tribe region, just a revolving door of identities. Not helped by the fact that they are usually illiterate and thus do not record their history or language.
 
Freezard said:
I'm going to commit a racism and say, while there are plenty of cracker pedos, there seem to be even more that are from Indonesia and southeast Asia. I have no scientific proof or data for this, there just seems to be an awful lot of them for how many are on the internet as far as the ratio goes.


I know very little about Ugric ethnolinguistic origins, besides that both Finnish and Hungarian sound equally ridiculous because they came from the same general region of nomadic tribal origins, but even though the Xiongnu are often transliterated as "Hun" for whatever reason likely originating from the difficulty of turning the particularities of Chinese pronunciation into English (Peking and Beijing refers to the same place, Cao Cao and Tsao Tsao refers to the same person,), they are not the same people. They might have come from the same general hellhole region, since the Xiongnu theoretically originated in Siberia, however.
Getting into the origins of steppe tribes is an impossible mess, though, because what usually happens is that one ascendant tribal confederation, after launching out and settling elsewhere, is usurped and absorbed by a new tribal confederation either of a similar people or another launch out of a different nomadic horse tribe region, just a revolving door of identities. Not helped by the fact that they are usually illiterate and thus do not record their history or language.
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Civilized society has tried since the dawn of civilization to make sense of the land bounded by the Dneiper to the west, the Caucuses to the south and the Gobi/Taklamakan desert complex to the east.

It's tried for 5,000 years and to this day the barbarians that live there continue to vex us just as they did our ancestors. Entire lives have been spent trying to make sense of it.

There is a joke in this post by the way. If you get it you are a wizard.
 
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