💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I don't usually self-promote my posts, but here's a little something on Cardposting that could be a funny read on MATI:

Oh, and one last thing for the good people in this thread: Here's a glowing steam review of Fap Queen written by Card himself after 4 and a half hours of playtime :oops:, dated 12/27/2019 [LINK | ARCHIVE]:


Fap Queen belongs to a genre of ‘game’ which, prior to playing, I was admittedly unfamiliar with - however, I feel it is still possible to review it for what it is, as an experience, without having been spoiled by what a game in this same genre could potentially do with larger production values.

FQ explains its concept with a brief tutorial - the player is expected to do little else in this game than occasionally choose a response to on-screen prompts and to - describing this euphemistically in a Steam-friendly way - do the thing they downloaded this game for, to a metronome beat.

This metronome system comprises the bulk of the ‘gameplay’, only to be broken up by little vignette scenes with the three characters - the titular queen, an aloof Egyptian empress, and a patronising succubus - which are interspersed throughout the length of a roughly twenty-minute game per ‘session’ in order to control the pacing of the... plot progression?

Nevertheless, on a technical level the game runs well, has no obvious major bugs, the art of the three on-screen women is all consistently good - complex enough to look appealing (if you’re into 2D chicks, that is) while retaining a simple enough design to not come off as excessive. There’s a roster of Steam Achievements, not that it matters in this sort of thing, and it’s entirely free, which is always a big plus.

Conditionally recommended.


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Little reddit segment submission, what a gem of a subreddit, what is wrong with redditors dude

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Short of torrenting everything then using screen mirroring what's the alternative?
If you feel like getting autistic, you can run a custom Android distro on a few of those AndroidTV set top boxes, the Dynalink and Onn ones come to mind. Check out LineageOS's device list (filter by set top box) for the few examples. The downside is the limited options and that devices are a few years old now.
 
I for one think the best thing to do with card is ignore him.
He's not that interesting and he's just trying to get more subscribers with whatever shit he's doing.
I honestly thought Card was going to be boring under the cover, just a sperg who doesn't understand why him explaining the Sneed and Feed copy pasta is funny, but then he started talking about jars and how he preserves snakes and furry creatures in them and attaches lids to his roof for space efficiency.
 
Something I thought was funny that you missed last week was BossManJack started nooticing, at 20 seconds in, why so many Casino owners were of a certain tribe. It's a good, short tag along clip if you have a BasedManJack segment and talk about the Nigga stuff.

 
@Null , Rev says desu and TheAlmightyLoli are not the same person
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TheAlmightyLoli does not have a thread yet. Fair warning if you bring it up on MATI, these are separate things if you got confused
 
why the fuck is all the discussion about TAL in Rev's thread then? who is the fat bitch that says "loli pussy hits different" married to? is tal married?
Strawb is married to Rev, she is the fat bitch. TAL hates women (according to him) and gets no bitches. I haven't noticed any TAL discussions in the Rev thread. The Tal discussions have been in the main Lolicon community watch thread
 
why the fuck is all the discussion about TAL in Rev's thread then? who is the fat bitch that says "loli pussy hits different" married to? is tal married?
The irony of his wife Strawb is that she's supposedly anti-porn and yet she's married to a dude who's explicitly pro-lolicon.
 
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