💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[The Lawgiver]

WRONG! Male mosquitoes feed on nectar like bees, is the female mosquitoes that suck blood so they can use it for their eggs.

Thanks pleakley.

Because mosquitoes are a food source for many other animals such as birds, bats, lizards and Africans.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EglaIv4VJqY

I remember finding out way way back in the day via documentaries that there's a number of recipes for food that use mosquito eggs for some reason. Not african, though. I think the first time I found out people use them was one of those shows about food and shit where they went to some mexican food market or something and they had a bin labelled mosquito eggs.

It looks like literal fucking sand.

 

[Wilson The Ball]

I remember finding out way way back int he day via documentaries that there's a number of recipes for food that use mosquito eggs for some reason. Not african, though. I think the first time I found out people use them was one of those shows about food and shit where they went to some mexican food market or something and they had a bin labelled mosquito eggs.
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It looks like literal fucking sand.

Probably to help with ease of eating. Blacks do have that Pica

 

[The Lawgiver]

Probably to help with ease of eating. Blacks do have that Pica

No, the documentary with the black people had them catching and cooking swarms of mosquitos. The mosquito burger is not the same as the egg ingredient usage. Interesting theory, however.

 

[Mettaur]

This isn’t new. Iirc there was an entire TimeSplitters 2 level where this mob guy ate a bunch of cheese and had nightmares about all the left hands he chopped off coming to kill him so you spent the level shooting at giant left hands.

This explains so much about Dear Sneeder.

 

[waffle]

Trump is deporting them all back to Meheco.

You're thinking of monarch butterflys. Lightening bugs don't migrate.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

You're thinking of monarch butterflys. Lightening bugs don't migrate.

So all those news outlets saying that Trump was deporting the legal bugs was fake?
Fuck bros did i got lied again?

 

[Fester Chavez]

Because mosquitoes are a food source for many other animals such as birds, bats, lizards and Africans.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EglaIv4VJqY

Mmmm mmm MMM!
Chitin so yummy!
So nutritious too!!

 

[Sneeds]

What’s worse, AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed’s bumper stickers or this? (link)

 

[The Lawgiver]

What’s worse, AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed’s bumper stickers or this? (link)
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I like the yakub family photo on there.

 

[Burekbossman]

animals such as birds, bats, lizards and Africans.

Thanks Lidl, I nearly choked at the end of that sentence

 

[Mettaur]

null's married ?

Josh only has one true love and her name is Kiwifarms.

 

[The Lawgiver]

One thing I noticed is that SLF were problematic in my area the past few years- I have not seen a single one this year: no eggs, nymphs, or adults.

is SLF short for those fucking lanternfly things that look like shield/stinkbugs but jump with the force of god as nymphs and bootleg cicadas as adults but make no funny sounds and kill trees with mold instead of just sucking on their nectar and shit? Yeah similar case here. I wonder if there might be some sort of pesticide usage or something that fucked up the cicada population on top of the lantern flies given they both tend to live around areas with trees.

 

[Null]

 

[Jotch]

CHEESE UPDATE:
Limburg is fantastic to melt onto a baked potato.
Most cheeses either don't melt enough or become too runny, limburg seems to be in the sweet spot.
You must mash it with salt first.
Also pre melting it helps to spread better.

 

[Wodanaz]

there are few things as cringe as vtubers reply girling to josh on twitter

 

[nickcarkiller]

calling it, josh is already wasted and will cancel the stream

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

CHEESE UPDATE:
Limburg is fantastic to melt onto a baked potato.
Most cheeses either don't melt enough or become too runny, limburg seems to be in the sweet spot.
You must mash it with salt first.
Also pre melting it helps to spread better.

Sodium Citrate/Phosphate is the industry standard for emulsifying any cheese for melting.

 

[volatile puar]

Large subcontinental Youtuber SomeOrdinaryGamers openly thanks Kiwifarms (timestamp)

 

[Null]

Large subcontinental Youtuber SomeOrdinaryGamers openly thanks Kiwifarms (timestamp)

truly the best jeet

 

[Sneedmiser]

Large subcontinental Youtuber SomeOrdinaryGamers openly thanks Kiwifarms (timestamp)

I will refrain from referring to him as pootahar for one month.