💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Sneedmiser]

Y'all ain't gettin' no emergency USA vs Iran MATI stream. Would be stupid to even ask.

According to Jersh USA has no viable cheese. And Kuwait and Canada have the fattest of bitches on lockdown.

USA and Iran have literally nothing interesting to talk about.

So no impromptu stream, DON'T EVEN ASK!!! STOP ASKING!

I don't want an emergency USA vs Iran MATI stream, I want an emergency Ralphamale collab during the Jim x Kirsche stream.

 

[Guyspleasedontfight]

Josh should do this so he has a locals cheese stream and then do the 4 hour drive to Cleveland and do an in-person stream with Sean/Potentially Criminal. Maybe after the Greer lawsuit finally finishes.

A cheese stream would be amazing. He needs to educate us on what the most patrician cheeses are. I got this dark brown one from norway that is the best cheese I’ve ever had, I’ll post it’s identity later if I have any left. I would love to have him stream with potentially criminal. @Null you can stay at my place bro

 

[Convallaria majalis]

A cheese stream would be amazing. He needs to educate us on what the most patrician cheeses are. I got this dark brown one from norway that is the best cheese I’ve ever had, I’ll post its identity later if I have any left. I would love to have him stream with potentially criminal. @Null you can stay at my place bro

Ooh do you have Gjetost? That stuff is so delicious and unexpectedly sweet.

 

[Guyspleasedontfight]

Ooh do you have Gjetost? That stuff is so delicious and unexpectedly sweet.

Yeah! That’s the one! I didn’t expect to enjoy a sweet cheese but the stuff is addicting, I love having some with crackers. I see you too have patrician taste friend

 

[Moral plague]

Has null made a top 15 cheeses video for Locals yet? He should

 

[Burekbossman]

Yeah! That’s the one! I didn’t expect to enjoy a sweet cheese but the stuff is addicting, I love having some with crackers. I see you too have patrician taste friend

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I've seen people put a slice of cheddar on apple pie before and it disgusts. But this creamy caramel cheese might turn out.

 

[DavidS877]

Has null made a top 15 cheeses video for Locals yet? He should

Sadly, the Tillamook Cheese Factory in Oregon only has 13 types of Cheddar.

 

[Jotch]

I LOVE Ohio's Skibidi Rizzoni Cheese

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

Juneteenth should logically be the entire week of June 13th through June 19th off.

As slavery was the most awfulest thing ever ever, we should have that entire week off to reflect upon the sins of White people.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Limburger

https://www.wisconsincheeseman.com/blog/cheese-nation/limburger-cheese-nose-no-equal/

 

[volatile puar]

Sadly, the Tillamook Cheese Factory in Oregon only has 13 types of Cheddar.

That is lie. Who told you this lie. Their website clearly says they have 21 different types of Cheddar blocks. OK maybe 8 of those are their Maker's Reserve from different years, but they also have pepper jack and swiss, so that's more than enough.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Clown rape jokes? In my Kiwi Farms?

You must have meant to quote one, but you didn't.

 

[Sneeds]

Currently eating this in a grilled cheese

Pretty good

 

[Null]

im going to buy a swamp and figure out how to feed cows swamp juice and swamp grass to make florida swamp cheese.. if you want thousand year old traditions in the us you gotta do it yourself.

 

[The Lawgiver]

im going to buy a swamp and figure out how to feed cows swamp juice and swamp grass to make florida swamp cheese.. if you want thousand year old traditions in the us you gotta do it yourself.

Make your farm house a 1 to 1 scale replica of the shrek swamp house like that one airbnb somewhere in fucking europe did. it'd be more accurate of a location given far far away is blatantly meant to be shrek's equivalent of california and they gotta cross a whole fucking continent to get there implying shrek is possibly a literal florida man.


Gotta swampmax to get that proper fucking swamp cheese

 

[DavidS877]

I was going to suggest fluffy Highland Cows, then I realized their coats would do poorly in a swamp.

Maybe Brahman.


Sounds like they'll deal with swamps acceptably well.

 

[Null]

brahman are very cute because they have a big hump and floppy ears but they are jeets

 

[buying gf]

brahman are very cute because they have a big hump and floppy ears but they are jeets

You must simply take it from the jeets, you must make your brahman cheese better than anything the subcontinent could produce, and via cultural osmosis make the brahman cow the symbol of Floridian swamps.

 

[DavidS877]

I found a good American breed.
The Florida Cracker

 

[The Lawgiver]

As a last resort apparently donkey cheese is extremely profitable if you can get shit set up to make it. "pule cheese" is what it's called. You're gonna be milking like 100 donkeys or some shit to make one pule cheese though so you'll have to deal with 100 of the eddie murphy creature.

EDIT: also donkey's arent equipped for swamp life so you'd need to like do some weird specialized terrain or something.