💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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A man walks into a therapist's office.

"Doctor...I'm not well. I used find joy in life. I found the humor in everything. It feels like the color has drained out of the world and life is suffering. I no longer even enjoy Columbo."

The therapist sits and thinks for a second before snapping his fingers with a start as he realized the solution.

"I know! You should go onto Rumble dot com and search for 'Mad at the Internet'! Once a week there is happy boy who streams incredibly silly things and will fill your life with mirth as he comments on the absurdities of the modern world! With what's happening in Los Angeles right now I'm sure this week's episode will be a riot!"

The man removes his sombrero and oversized trench coat revealing a round face man with Doritos dust on the neck sleeve and armpits of his WWE shirt.

"But doctor! I am that boy! I am Joshua 'Null' Connah Moon!"

The doctor removes his Clark Kent glasses revealing himself to be a chadly Cardposting.

"Hello there."

Null shields his face before exploding from cringe as he screams

"No! My one weakness!"
 
Rare blogpost on madattheinternet.com
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Jotch said:
It requires basically perfectly unobstructed sky. Great for high rise commie block, but really bad for a trailer park surrounded and covered by dense foliage.
I imagine it won't be practical to use until the boat stream or when the Mobile NiggaLink Tower:tm: is constructed.
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He's renting the place out anyway, right? So why bother with fiberoptic when it's not a permanent home?
 
it hurts when I go on a long road trip ready to listen to mati on the way and Josh ends up having to cancel :(
 
some larper exposed that ICE was staying at a hotel, he then got threats, he doxed himself and his account got deleted

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Turns out he's a felon guilty for stalking
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Hal said:
it hurts when I go on a long road trip ready to listen to mati on the way and Josh ends up having to cancel :(
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You have over 1000 hours of re-runs to choose from. I recommend the LIS gaming streams, very good experience audio-only.
 
You guys have backwards minds. If the feds were willing to hire Null as some rank and file glorified process server then it would just mean we won so hard that they're on our side now.
 
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