💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[I'm a Silly]

TFW the feds are going to charge you, but you think you're in a musical.
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I love this so much.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I've been watching Null's show for about two years now and I quite enjoy it.
But there is one thing I don't understand - What's the lore with the hamster? How did it happen? What's the joke behind it?

You know, I've been watching MATI since it started and I think he just likes hamsters.

 

[Friedrich Hayek's Ghost]

I've been watching Null's show for about two years now and I quite enjoy it.
But there is one thing I don't understand - What's the lore with the hamster? How did it happen? What's the joke behind it?

The News Hamster started out as a way to appease people bitching about the news segment. Just something to immediately let them know that the news segment was ongoing and to come back later. As to why it's a hamster, because they're cute, I guess. Man likes hamsters.

 

[Shaneequa]

As to why it's a hamster, because they're cute, I guess. Man likes hamsters.

Fake fans all of you.

Josh uses hamsters because on his very first stream, he didn't know how to close out so he played a song and put the dancing hamsters gifs on screen that were from the "hamster dance" 2000s meme. Also, he likes Hamtaro.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Fake fans all of you.

Josh uses hamsters because on his very first stream, he didn't know how to close out so he played a song and put the dancing hamsters gifs on screen that were from the "hamster dance" 2000s meme. Also, he likes Hamtaro.

That was the first stream? Holy shit I thought I'd been watching MATI since stream 4 or 5 but I guess I've been here since the beginning.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

It's basically in the title. OBS refuses to support using rumble directly because "they host hateful and racist content, and we want nothing to do with their platform".

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Tom filed an amended complaint with the court. @Useful_Mistake can you format these correctly please?

Alright, lets spell these out

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Here is everything from the filing. He is

-Moving to make lolcows a protected status
-Claiming he doesn't have a successful business and can't pay filing fees but has $80k in inventory and $15k in investments sitting around
-Claiming a woman from COPE will write a letter that will get him a lawyer
-Literally combining everything into the lolsuit
-Roping @Null into the lolsuit
-Unable to count. Born in 1954 claims to be 5 in 1963
-Shot under orders from George H W Bush when digging through the dumpster
-Claims being a dog fucker, pedophile, and child molester are defamation while admitting to doing all 3
-claiming the Joos are conspiring against him
-claiming the psych holds weren't warranted
-asking for 4 mil in damages, a restraining order against the internet, seizure of his current shit hovel, court costs, and a lawyer


Didn't know if I was doing it right

Oh noes!
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@Null wins yet another lolsuit. This time was much quicker

 

[HorridHenry]

I've been watching Null's show for about two years now and I quite enjoy it.
But there is one thing I don't understand - What's the lore with the hamster? How did it happen? What's the joke behind it?

Maybe I am wrong, but Null is a man of the internet when it was a wild west of free ideas.

The most iconic part of that internet, to any child of that era, was Hamster Dance. It was a guy who put a bunch of Hamster gifs on Geocities to whistle stop from Robinhood: the internet at it's most pure.

 

[Null]

Before I had a podcast I knew if I did a podcast I would want to share music. When I did my very first stream, I played music like I intended. There was something about just sharing music and not doing anything with the stream during that time that made me feel really awkward, like I wasn't doing anything entertaining. So my mind immediately went to the Hamster Dance. I just started ripping the gifs off Google Image and plastering them on my stream. I have done that every single stream since for years.

 

[Sugriva]

Also, he likes Hamtaro.

He used to be a chubby lil guy and then those disgusting japs turned him into an abomination

 

[Black Man Underwear]

US Thread 'Two Israeli diplomats shot, killed during event at Capital Jewish Museum in Washington, DC'

May 21, 2025

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Two Israeli Embassy staff members were shot and killed during an event at the Capital Jewish Museum in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday night, authorities confirmed.

Tal Naim Cohen, a spokesperson for the Israeli embassy in the capital, confirmed to Fox News that two diplomats were shot "at close range" during a Jewish event at the museum. The American Jewish Committee confirmed it was hosting the event in a post on X.

"We have full faith in law enforcement authorities on both the local and federal levels to apprehend the shooter and protect Israel’s...

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Reactions: x 28 x 10 x 5 x 9 x 1 x 1 x 3 x 3

Today's wall-to-wall coverage story.
Alleged video of shooter:

Not sure if posted, but an alleged video of the shooter.
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Also it wasn't a rightoid as you predicted. Latinx PSL member. Congrats on the bet, what did you win?

 

[3MMA]

he's really saying i'm gonna fuck a dude like as explicitly as possible multiple times

I had a strange, late night, brainstorm moment (a year or so ago) regarding Austin & his fuck-a-dude antics. When he was upset over a break up/ being blown off by a mystery person, it was a short but sweet time period. When describing the situation, he played the pronoun game by clearly never saying “she” & defaulting to “the person, they” & shit like that.

Show me da ebidance?

This first clip is where he accidentally says he “doesn’t care if some guy likes him ” but then quickly changes it to “girl.” At around 20 seconds in for timestamp:

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Next, here is a succinct clip of him playing the pronoun game:

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Except from my original theory:

In the initial cryclip from tonight, Bossman plays the pronoun game. He says “person, them, etc” and other completely neuter descriptions of the human who broke his heart. Bear with this another moment, as there’s more.

Now, think about his overblown sexuality, it’s almost like it’s put on. All the “damn that pussy nice, milf, fuck yer mom blah blah etc.” That’s fairly try hard, mos def some of it’s put on, objectively speaking. He may think “damn, that pussy nice,” or he very well may not be thinking of that at all.

He starts to have some things in common with a dude running cover. Maybe he’s bi, maybe he’s coping with a troon, maybe it’s actually a woman, big fuckin maybes all around. Still, more evidence piles up.

Yes, he did that “what do girls even want these days” monologue, but note it was done after he accidentally said, “I don’t care if some guy, girl doesn’t like me!” Yeah, he does that a lot. In this case though, it really stood out after that heartfelt pronoun game he played in tonight’s first cry clip.

The ebidance has only grown since that time. I’m not fully convinced, but there are some strong indications that Austin has fucked a dude. Or two.

 

[chiobu]

This also comes after Kiwifarms/Rdrama hapa user @chiobu almost died in Pajeet land from some Hindu demon cursed virus and was live-posting his treatment in a Sri Lankan hospital barely escaping with his life. / He's fine now in Singapore.

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Luckily I was in Sri Lanka and not India and they are mostly buddhist (most chinks would prefer that than some Hindu majority place lol) and the hospital staff were great and really caring if not I really would have died after reading my medical reports lol

Ironically the hospital I was at was probably state-of-the-art, I dare you to tell me your local hospital is able to perform a cardiac MRI

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

TFW the feds are going to charge you, but you think you're in a musical.
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I read this as "ice fatality".

EDIT: I just learned that a man named Baraka was involved. What a coincidence.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

This is preposterous negro behavior but I've seen the video of her "assaulting" these cops and basically she's in the middle of some chaotic crowd, arms raised to her chest to protect herself, and bumps into them as people grab at her and push her. It's hardly what I would consider assault. Plus, she was specifically allowed entry to the place, which I think is important.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EZJuAi_lJB0

If it's Congresswoman vs. Congresswoman for MATI News I nominate Nancy Mace (Winner of the 2023 Milkers of the Year Award) for willingly showing everyone her tits on May 20th, 2025 in the fight against revenge pornography.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Since Ellen Woodbury (better known as PizzaCakeComics) is up for female lolcow of the year and has recently sent in a DMCA request, I thought I would work on an effort post in hopes of potentially getting her featured on MATI. Here I will try to summarize her thread's almost 100 pages and her major controversies for Null.



Ellen is a comic artist in Canada known mostly for her political comics under the name "PizzaCakeComics". Some of her comics involve her daily life surrounding her kids, cuck husband, and her cats.

Spoiler: Political comics

Notice anything about these comics from the Canadian artist? They're all about American politics. Shut the hell up about my freedom loving gun toting country Ellen. Talk about your own shit hole country.

Spoiler: Daily life comics

One would think that when making four panel comics, it would be easy to come up with riveting new content each time with unique panels. Not for Ellen. She reuses her comics and assets constantly, all received with outlandish praise by r/comics

Spoiler: Reused art

How do these bland, boring, reused comics get thousands upon thousands of reddit updoots? Botting of course. Best explanation can be found here.

Don't you dare say anything against the r/comics queen though. Comments from the meanies get deleted, for example one comic got roughly 45% of comments deleted by mods (A). Sometimes you don't even have to comment on r/comics as the mods will see who is posting on r/PizzaCakeSnark and pre-emptively ban you (A).

She's also known for showing her flabby ass on patreon under the same name. She mainly does cosplays (SFW link (A)) and porn comics as her NSFW content.

Spoiler: NSFW but being thorough here with proof

Might be okay to show on stream. Poison Ivy cosplay

Spoiler: Extra NSFW of Ellen comic and photo

Spoiler: Seriously you were warned

Sometimes the two types of comics intersect. A daily life comic with a sexual undertone.

Spoiler: SFW Sexual Undertone

One would think that when you have kids, you would shoot your porn and be a goon when they're not around. Well not Ellen! She thinks the best time to take suggestive and pornigraphic images is when she is with her family on vacation! (A). (The links are SFW and blurred out) Shooting porn while on vacation with your kids is so empowering... or something... I guess.

Her first big controversy began with r/bonehurtingjuice and r/comedynecrophelia which started in August of last year. This is the main controversy with brought her attention to the farms. Predditers made edits of her comics, and she herself did as well (No archives exist of this being on the sub of r/bonehurtingjuice but still exists on r/comics (A)). During this time her patreon was taken down (A) and Ellen blamed stalkers and no lives from the two subreddits for mass reporting her Patreon. This led to Ellen making a modmail to the team of r/bonehurtingjuice requesting they remove all of her content under threat of legal action (A). Sound familiar Null? Because r/bonehurtingjuice are a bunch of pussies (unlike our dear sneeder) they relented and said they would no longer allow PizzaCakeComic edits on their sub (A)



Ellen's recent drama involves a youtuber under the name "BasedIfTrue". (Drama starts here in the farms thread.) BasedIfTrue made 2 videos on Ellen. In the first video, he mainly goes over Ellen's reddit presence, mainly bringing up the same criticism of her comics I've already mentioned (botted, bland, boring). In the second video, BIT goes over the kiwi farms thread. Because Ellen can not take criticism, she wanted to take these videos down over, you guessed it, DMCA complaints. This prompted BIT to make a third video talking about Ellen and her followers reactions to the videos as well as the DMCA requests.

Due to Ellen threatening a DMCA takedown of BIT's videos and trying to get him phone booked and expelled from school, Ellen caught the attention of the sharty/soyjak sphere (starting here in the thread(Archive of the soy thread)). The sharty were quickly able to identify her phone number and various business related information, as well as her address which was linked to a business license (which was confirmed here). The whole time, Ellen was falling for sharty shananingans, claiming she found BasedIfTrue.

Because Ellen is a massive retard, she set all her passwords to the same password, leading to a hack by the sharty, shutting down her Reddit account, which Ellen was able to quickly recover.


After the hacks and drama, BIT made a forth video going over his reactions to the sharty drama and how things were getting out of hand. Meanwhile, Ellen was busy taking down his second video (where he goes over the kiwifarms thread), over "defamation" complaints, forcing him to upload a special "Canadian Edition" so that the video could be shown in Canada without a vpn.

During all this drama is when Null got a DMCA complaint himself and and email from Ellen saying we were harassing her, despite it openly being talked about that it was the sharty and not KiwiFarms (L).

That for the most part sums up Ellen's thread and it's 100 pages (at least the bulk of the most interesting stuff. A few minor things to take note of-
Ellen has drawn several pieces of Furry art. It is speculated she may have been a furry in the past.

Spoiler: Furry Art

Take note of how her old art looks as compared to her more recent art

Spoiler: Old art

From a business page
From when she used to do art for her husband's band

Here's some funny edits made by the KiwiFarms community

Spoiler: KiwiFarms edits

 

[Melmac_Knight]

this was a serious News segment, until the 1 minute mark

 

[Haramburger]

Since Ellen Woodbury (better known as PizzaCakeComics) is up for female lolcow of the year

I admire your convictions, but Anisa Jomha exists

 

[Drama keen]

It's basically in the title. OBS refuses to support using rumble directly because "they host hateful and racist content, and we want nothing to do with their platform".

OBS was one of the organisations (?) that were against Stallman. Not really surprising.

 

[Good Night Knight]

As to why it's a hamster

- It couldn't be a kiwi to avoid MATI seeming like an extension of the Farms, rather than its own thing
- It couldn't be a dog, because VTuber / furry associations our reporter has to be neutral and unbiased
- It had to work with the rest of the podcast, and the dancing hamsters were there already
- I only thought of it on the day of the podcast & didn't have time to workshop anything else
- I thought it'd be cute