💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Critical Raxx Theory said:
he better not be watching the tide roll away, wasting time.
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I would argue there could not be a better use for time. Especially on a cool spring day, the waves lazily lapping at the shore, the sun slowly setting over the horizon and the only sound is gulls and ole' jeds crabbin an oysterin boat puttering in the distance at 3 knots from one trap to the next...a bottle of old bay vodka beside you....the fishing line in the water not really doing anything.........but that's okay.....
 
Wait the spiced vodka. Whatever bay seasoning stuff?

Bro do yourself a favor and get some tasty cocktail stuff for that instead of drinking it straight.

I might get myself a big set of ingredients to make my own micheladas. I fucking love micheladas. Best way to drink a beer.
 
Kidd Bandit is set to make his Wrestling debut in Japan on May 3rd.
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Also here's some footage of him fighting some other gross weird troons in Portland.

And in another indie match, he fought against a guy named "CerealMan", and this is what happened.
 
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Null said:
back in the saddle, vodka secured for july 4th
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::patriotic sounds of gun shots, fireworks, and weeoweeo sireens::

you better get your bottle cracker-police-chasing firecrackers ready

OUR BOY IS BACK IN THE U S A FOR 4TH OF JULY LIGHT EM WHEN YOU GET EM YYYYYYYEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHH

/dr strangelove bomb
 
Haramburger said:
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The calm before the Feature storm
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⚠️A Retard Weather Watch is in effect until Friday 4/11 ⚠️
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⛈️Expect moderate to heavy rain of tears, with flooding over tariff predictions, seek high ground if tarding leaks into your basements. 🌨️Sudden freezing may occur in markets, with chilly temps affecting goods like slop and plastics 🌪️The following counties may be upgraded to Retard Weather Warning after 9PM Wednesday, 4/9: YouTube, Instagram, Xitter, exercise caution and archive everything, some loss of milky content may occur. 🚗 Tesla drivers are advised to avoid main roads and seek ICE vehicles until conditions improve.

Yours Truly 2095 said:
A small YouTube channel The Real Housewives of Alberta interviewed JF and mentioned the forum by name and asked him to address claims in his thread. Direct mention is at 50:50. for full context start at 47:20

https://youtube.com/watch?v=l6USluqkiuE
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BP gorls never beating the hag allegations:
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Haramburger said:
⚠️A Retard Weather Watch is in effect until Friday 4/11 ⚠️
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⛈️Expect moderate to heavy rain of tears, with flooding over tariff predictions, seek high ground if tarding leaks into your basements. 🌨️Sudden freezing may occur in markets, with chilly temps affecting goods like slop and plastics 🌪️The following counties may be upgraded to Retard Weather Warning after 9PM Wednesday, 4/9: YouTube, Instagram, Xitter, exercise caution and archive everything, some loss of milky content may occur. 🚗 Tesla drivers are advised to avoid main roads and seek ICE vehicles until conditions improve.


BP gorls never beating the hag allegations:
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These two average american housewifes need to be put straight into a gulag for daring to exist while not sexually attractive to men half their age on an Internet gossip forum. They don't look like the women in my pornos at all!!
 
Finger Pistols said:
People that aren't faceblind or retarded know that this is a picture of the real Joshua Connor Moon.
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I've seen this picture of Josh posted many times and there was always something familiar and uncanny about it. I always assumed that Josh just has a "familiar face" like some of us white dudes are prone to having, but I recently came across something and the feeling of familiarity finally clicked. You see, I'm a dog person (especially the best dog which is the poodle total poodle supremacy btw), so I see a lot of dog-related content online.

As it turns out, there is a dog with an EXTREMELY uncanny resemblance to Josh that has a notable online presence.

That dog is Nori Porkchop (Know Your Meme Page), who is an Aussiedoodle (part Australian Shepherd part Poodle). The absolute insane part about this is that this dog looks so much like Josh that they sometimes use this literal photograph of Josh on websites about Nori.

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Sadly, Nori Porkchop passed away due to a neurological condition but because instagram is fucking internet cancer I cannot access the relevant instagram post.

Anyways, this may have been previously covered by someone else but if it has I was not aware of it. If not, I hope you found this bit of internet lore interesting. I, for one, find it very interesting that someone who once called the supreme breed of dog, the beautiful and elegant poodle (poodle supremacy), a so-called "pube dog," has a spirit-animal that is part poodle.
 
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