💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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S.C.U.D. said:
Amazon delivery driver berates a customer's doorbell cam over how much stuff they order.
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Who was in the right here?
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If you're an affluent online influencer like me, Schteven Bonnell, then you're too busy enriching the moderate Left online with thoughtful commentary to be driving to Wal-Mart and picking up your own groceries. You, a melanated individual, signed up for and agreed to work as a porter, transporting goods from a distribution center to customers, and I, Schteven, am your customer. You will deliver the goods on time & undamaged or you will have violated the social and professional contracts YOU signed up for, and you won't be paid your living wage any longer!

Parody aside, I spent some time in a bookstore and though I didn't sign up for "heavy box moving," it turns out that was a role I performed as a truckload of boxes that size came in daily, and a truckload of boxes of books went out at the same time. Same size, probably heavier on average, especially magazines. Glossy magazines are the heaviest fucking shit you can ship. However, you have and are using a handcart(affectionately also known as a dolly? I don't know how folksy or regional that is) on video, so you have no fucking excuse. I suppose if all you deliver all day is 2-ounce phone cases or Nintendo game boxes, using the dolly is probably kryptonite to your fat deposits, but Chunky here seems to be hanging onto their plump physique so it can't be that bad. I have zero sympathy for someone not moving more than 100 boxes daily of that size or weight onto and off trucks. It's not that hard, you've been conditioned to be soft. I sort of miss the physical labor to be honest, it was pretty healthy exercise in retrospect that I had to make up elsewhere. If that NIGGER had a legitimate complaint, it would've been made on video and we'd hear a grievance larger than "broke a nail." That's the Final Word™
 
elastic eye said:
I saw your post earlier in the thread about Navy/nuclear technicians often being female. Surprisingly, SILs were also part of that conversation, which you mentioned on the latest episode of MATI. as well. Ironically, I recently ended a long marriage; my wife's sister is a honorably discharged nuclear technician who served aboard one of our aircraft carriers for years. She had a sever problem with alcohol, told the Navy, her ass got put on desk duty, Received a 28K bonus check instantly for re-enlisting, honorably discharged with disability in her early 30s.

Amazing.
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this is literally the best way to play the military game. what a girlboss.
 
ChumChumbler said:
I think prostitution being the "world's oldest profession" is supposed to be a bit tongue-in-cheek. The first time the caveman Oog, gave some mammoth meat to the cavewoman Thooga, and Thooga gave Oog some pussy, thus Prostitution was invented.
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I mean monkeys literally invented it in lab settings as soon as they were taught the usefulness of money as a token for goods and services, so... Yeah.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Amazon delivery driver berates a customer's doorbell cam over how much stuff they order.
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Who was in the right here?
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This person is a retard and treats their job like shit. You work a job where you deliver boxes, that is what you are expected to do and what you would anticipate doing when applying for said job. What's so difficult about her job when she's literally using a dolly and dumping the packages, which appear to be fragile, on hard brick? Does she literally lack the upper body strength to remove the packages from top to bottom and place them gently on the porch, or is she just a lazy deadbeat? I vote deadbeat. Maybe she should consider a gym membership.
 
MIC Shill said:
The retired Naval engineer won't fuck you.
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The Department of Defense is a fat cow to be milked. Every else rapes the DoD for hundreds of billions of dollars, why shouldn't some random lush get her pound of flesh? Do you think it matters? What is the practical difference between a lush stealing $1m from the DoD over her entire lifetime, and the DoD willingly dropping another $30m cruise missile into a desert? I hope everyone in the US military robs the DoD like a fucking bank. The Pentagon exists to bomb brown children on behalf of Israel so we can import those same people we bombed as refugees. Stealing, swindling, abusing the DoD is a morally righteous path - an imperative, even, if you have the opportunity.
 
Null said:
this is literally the best way to play the military game. what a girlboss.
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Iirc you mentioned you had a friend from the Blockland forum who later went to work on a nuclear sub in the Navy. I remember you mentioning that branch having a far above avergerage for depression/suicide(?). Is the girl boss comment related to her?
 
Dofu said:
Iirc you had a friend from the Blockland forum who later went to work on a nuclear sub in the Navy. I remember you mentioning that branch having a far above avergerage for depression/suicide(?). Is the girl boss comment related to her?
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did you even read the quoted post?

Jotch said:
we need a strong military for the eventual North America vs Europe war
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thankfully we have up to a hundred million undocumented immigrants ready and willing to prove their love for america
 
Null said:
i feel like I am talking to an autistic child
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But I am talking, so far so good.
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dvorak said:
The culture of consumption that has turned a large populace into cattle is also bad. If you feel convicted, by all means avoid using their services and not seeking employment by them.
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And Ishida's latest: i.d. confirmed by meme
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To continue the theme of everyone being for sale:
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geckogoy said:
I don't think anything could happen to a black gorilla nigger that justifies him smashing up my packages. He should be in africa in his natural habitat.
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RETVRN to American Tourister race realism:
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MIC Shill said:
Jersh once said the reason he dislikes troops so much is because people like them just because of what they do but give him shit for what he does.
If it makes him feel any better, that was really on prevalent before like 2017. Now people don't give a fuck, partly because the population is half immigrant anyway.
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Fuck the Troops is a libertarian classic; it's the one thing on which I never disagreed.
Another similar essay.
Dofu said:
The canned ones suck. Good luck finding a restaurant that makes them by hand in the US.

e: @Lidl Drip if you've never had a hand made one, you're missing out.
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I second what someone else said about Greek restaurants- easy to find, and if you call them [stuffed] grape leaves, even easier. What I learned from this conversation is that you can get them in cans, so I'll be checking that out.
Polychromos said:
Not trying to start a fight, but my autism commands me to state that prostitution being the oldest profession has no real scientific source.
I get that it's just a thing people say, but I think it makes it seem as men paying for sex is a inherently male behavior and therefore normalizes it.
However, people bringing things from point A to point B is something people proveably did way before writing was invented and therefore probably indeed one of the first professions. While I do think some people online shop to excessively, I also think that trading and delivery are cornerstones of "civilized" society. So I can't judge these people to hard.
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Realistically, outside of hunter/gatherer/parent, the profession we are seeking as oldest would have to be midwife or guard/scout. It becomes chicken-or-egg since the point at which these vocations were not family/tribe members and compensated with material goods seems to be the moment they go pro.
Also, yeah the prostitution line is an old saw and just a rhetorical flourish, and normalizes rape in addition to what you said since it is based around undeniable coercion.
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elastic eye said:
SILs
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I looked it up, and I can't find anything that makes sense when plugged into the sentence; please help.
Haramburger said:
affectionately also known as a dolly?
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IDK if it is affectionately, but dollies are universal for moving, and the term is also used in cinematography, i.e., "dolly shot."
The Shaniqua mentioned nails being broken in a list of body parts, including backs and necks iirc. She just didn't know where to stop.
I recall the hostility and ineptitude of an outsourced/personal vehicle deliveryman working for FedEx that made me irrationally angry; I should always know better and consider it a miracle that Jaquarius isn't shooting me in the fucking face instead of delivering a package late enough that it robbed me of a day's work.
 
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I looked it up, and I can't find anything that makes sense when plugged into the sentence; please help.
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@I'm a Silly

It's not letting me quote/reply to you idk why but - sister in law. My ex-wife had 3 sisters, this one in particular was an unbearable retard that completely played the system by mistake and came out on top.

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