💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Retink Retunk]

Have you eaten any old timey thermometers then if you're having mercury issues?

 

[gampboonerisms]

It 100% was.
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I didn't bother to look at the Xitter post, from this very shitty screenshot, vague shape (no hammer and bottom knob was a huge giveaway) and knowing it's a tranny and likely on some faggot shitlib city I was able to deduct that it is in fact NOT a real gun and Null whilst hilariously wrong about calling t a deagle was equally hilariously right in calling it a .50 cal.

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It's the Umarex T4E HDR .50 cal RUBBER BALL CO2 revolver, this EU designed piece of shit wouldn't have even knocked out the Asian preacher, still would've allowed him to draw and put down the troon.

That stock is legit comical.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

Thank you for your reply; it makes perfect sense. I still don't understand "octo get." Was it a typo?

Idk that was someone else. Lol

29:30. Chud showing white pride. Been entertaining seeing him, slowly become more chud like over time.

First yelling about trannies, being mentally ill men in dresses. And moving more and more in this direction. Funny he used to be a dgg orbiter. He better be careful or the brittoid thought police or going to get him.

Oh yeah, and the rest of its funny if you want to laugh at this agp breadtuber faggot. He is the guy that did the "if you stop supporting me on patreon, it's financial abuse" video.

 

[Sneeds]

Tbh the superchat segment should stay purple permanently. It’s easier on the eyes than green

 

[Haramburger]

>Why a tunnel
The autists yearn for the mines & men are genetically predisposed to dig holes
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Perhaps an unpopular opinion, but I find the tunnel tranny kind of endearing. It's an insanely specific endeavor- they had a dream and are putting in years of work planning, doing the math, and then the actual physical labor to make it happen seemingly just for the sake of fulfilling that dream. Most people have trouble putting in that effort for more practical projects. They're literally not bothering anyone, have gainful employment, and an interesting hobby. I much prefer them to the ones that try to ruin the Internet or insist they have to talk to children about their sexuality with no other adults around.

urge to mine gold for the Annunaki: rising

Null did you end up giving up anything for Lent this year? I gave up frivolous shopping this year.

he gave up 22 pounds of fat to wingman for Jesus

 

[Sperg_rancher]

Mercury poisoning speedrun

real talk, becoming allergic to various filter feeders from consuming them on a regular basis is a real thing. The way it was explained to me is that there are certain chemicals that the human bod cannot process chemically or physically (forever chemicals are the NGO name). Over time, your immune system will learn to recognize what carries these, and will have more intense reactions to them over time

https://health.howstuffworks.com/diseases-conditions/allergies/food-allergy/shellfish/what-is-in-shellfish-that-causes-an-allergy.htm

this site says that 60% of shellfish allergies develop later in life (after adulthood)

 

[The Lawgiver]

there's no fucking mercury in oysters

From what ! remember there's mercury !n all seafood but not enough to actually po!son you unless you eat sharks or whales or some other sh!t l!ke that ont he regular. Most stuff passes through because !t's l!ke barely fuck!ng anyth!ng.

But yeah, sounds l!ke more just food po!son!ng from stuff that went bad or had some other !ssue.
Fuck ! need to have someth!ng w!th oysters !n !t aga!n !t's been years. was e!ther oysters or some other type of shell f!sh that got lumped !nto some meal a chef made at a local grocery store years ago.

 

[Haramburger]

oysters and clams are just so unappealing, I only hear stories about people getting sick from chowder going bad or slightly unfresh meat, I'm fully on board the deenz train but miss me with that seashell-shit

 

[Asterism]

there's no fucking mercury in oysters

they do contain mercury but they typically arent supposed to contain much
if they're well sourced they should hardly contain any at all
you don't want oysters sourced from urbanized areas

 

[KingFrampt]

From what ! remember there's mercury !n all seafood but not enough to actually po!son you unless you eat sharks or whales or some other sh!t l!ke that ont he regular. Most stuff passes through because !t's l!ke barely fuck!ng anyth!ng.

But yeah, sounds l!ke more just food po!son!ng from stuff that went bad or had some other !ssue.
Fuck ! need to have someth!ng w!th oysters !n !t aga!n !t's been years. was e!ther oysters or some other type of shell f!sh that got lumped !nto some meal a chef made at a local grocery store years ago.

What happened to your i key nigga

 

[Glock 19 Gen 5]

oysters and clams are just so unappealing, I only hear stories about people getting sick from chowder going bad or slightly unfresh meat, I'm fully on board the deenz train but miss me with that seashell-shit

And deenz/other tinned fish taste so much better than muscles. I don't want to gamble on being sick for 6-36 hours, they aren't worth it.

 

[The Lawgiver]

What happened to your i key nigga

Work!ng on f!x!ng !t but ! don't have the r!ght sh!t to so currently. !'ve been pull!ng out whatever small b!ts of gr!me get d!slodged each t!me ! pull off the keycap.
Some l!nt or some sh!t l!ke that bu!lt up under !t. Took p!cs after be!ng fed up over someone try!ng to smear me as seek!ng attent!on even after ! expla!ned several t!mes.

Spoiler: Hell

 

[I'm a Silly]

Idk that was someone else. Lol

Oh, ok, weird. You quoted my "What?" which was quoting "octo get" from another poster, as you mentioned, then you talked about some things that made sense within their own context but didn't relate to my question, so I thought you knew some arcane reference and were offering to help.

 

[Untermensch Doom Janny]

It's 15th of March, Jersh! Something pretty based happened at the Kiwi land about six years ago.

TOTAL ISLAM DEATH

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

Oh, ok, weird. You quoted my "What?" which was quoting "octo get" from another poster, as you mentioned, then you talked about some things that made sense within their own context but didn't relate to my question, so I thought you knew some arcane reference and were offering to help.

I probably wasn't paying enough attention because I was working at the time. I was just working. And replying to the second part.

 

[Shapes]

"octo get"

A get in imageboard culture is a big deal. The more sequential the numerical value the more important/impressive said GET. In this case the reoccurring digits equal 8, in geometry an octagon has 8 sides, an octet is a group of 8 people or things (or in compsci 8-bits) so some short form representations of 8 can be expressed as octo. (octomom for example)



The Christ is King octo get on Monday really cheesed the kikes off because like us, students of Terry; harmonious random number chasing faggots of the universe looking to communicate through our memes within the randomness and chaos of the universe ala kek. These foreskin munchin' qabalah worshiping numerology devoted usury enjoyers can recognize the significance of a rare get and it sure pisses them the fuck off when one of us lands it and their nation state tier endless shill campaign fails them only to further prove Christ is King.

Oyster Tax:

 

[Haramburger]

These foreskin munchin' qabalah worshiping numerology devoted usury enjoyers

The only thing funnier than that descriptor is that they get mad at the cosmic equivalent of a "you are successfully the 15th caller, what was the key song/catchphrase of the day?" radio hook. It was Eddie Money's Take Me Home Tonight by the way, on the only station that pays in the tri-state area, K-I-W-I radio.

 

[gampboonerisms]

When Josh talked about the “Hon” tranny, what does “Hon” mean?

hon is tranny speak for honey. But, like all southern phrases, honey got perversed by fags and troons into hon. Its supposed to be hun but a hulking HON is just a disgusting man in a dress saying ITS MA'AM.

Then "I don't have a Greer impression" (for obvious reasons) leading right into the video where Russel sounds exactly like his autistic tranny impression. 10/10 segment.

*reding greer's statement* "like i said in my video. WAIT THERES A VIDEO" best part lol

Have you eaten any old timey thermometers then if you're having mercury issues?

or chewed on window ledges? The lead could be catching up.

 

[RotPockets]

Holocaustic Solutions

 

[Bruce LaLiLuLeLo]

I was cringing and dying inside when tech expert josh moon, THE JOSHUA CONNER MOON, who started the kiwifarms at 20 years old and is the youngest person (?) to host a website of this size and complexity while fighting the tech aristocracy, searched for x.com and kiwifarms.net in the archive.org file archive instead of the wayback machine. Shameful, pitiable. Wayback machine still says "url excluded from website" for kiwifarms, x.com is up though.