💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Null]

i did fucking vomit, i literally ran out my chair out my back door and threw up over the railing. super fucking violently too.

 

[dvorak]

This nigga out here having relations with bread and potatoes?

getting all up in that cracked wheat? or maybe a dip in some oats 'n honey? there's always that tang of sourdough for a more exotic flair.

 

[Pizza Time]

Affectionately created while watching the archive.

 

[SpellforceFan]

Brave still plays YouTube ad free with no issues. Brave bros stay winning.

With A/B tests, there's no easy way to claim whether your chosen ad-blocking solution really works, or if you're not being served the latest anti-ad-blocking solution yet.

 

[Slav Power]

hypoglycemic

My brain is fucking cooked I swear.

At the emergency room, JM has been diagnosed with hypoglycemia.
hypo, meaning low,
glyco, meaning sugar,
and -emia, meaning presence in blood.
Low sugar, presence in blood.

 

[elastic eye]

With A/B tests, there's no easy way to claim whether your chosen ad-blocking solution really works, or if you're not being served the latest anti-ad-blocking solution yet.

I'm currently using Brave with uBlock Origin and AdGuard Home with a handful of lists, no issues here (yet) and yt-dlp seems to be fine as well (no cookies). Hopefully I didn't jinx it.

 

[I'm a Silly]

octo get

What?

I don't think the oysters made Null sick per se. I think it was the fact that he had only had a tin of oysters- maybe 200 calories tops, nearly all of which consists of the oil they're packed in- and then proceeded to stand in place for 2+ hours, caused him to get mildly hypoglycemic and, probably combined with lackluster cardiovascular strength from years of sitting around being mad at the Internet instead of chasing women through the park at night, have a presyncopic episode.

I get that it's Ramadan Lent but he doesn't need to fast that hard. His body instinctively craving crackers when he was on the verge of collapsing was it saying please where are the carbohydrates

Fuck carbs

That happens to me. I used to love oysters and stuff, but now any time I eat a scallop/clam/oyster/muscle I get violently ill.

i did fucking vomit, i literally ran out my chair out my back door and threw up over the railing. super fucking violently too.

 

[Jotch]

i did fucking vomit, i literally ran out my chair out my back door and threw up over the railing. super fucking violently too.

Now, the crown thrice refused, you may call yourself the next Metokur.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Josh, what Division should I main in Warno?

 

[bookers]

i did fucking vomit, i literally ran out my chair out my back door and threw up over the railing. super fucking violently too.

Lol.
Think the previous commenter had it right that you likely had an episode of Syncope.
Blood pressure drops, cold sweats, vomiting.
wouldn't worry too much about it. shit happens.
Ice water helps and just chilling and relaxing.
I don't think it's specifically oyster related, just calorie deficit in general and your body is not used to it. (makes you prone to it because you're already under stress).

I used to have these reactions when getting my blood drawn, it's a central nervous system thing.
Also

remember to take breaks and move around or sit down or whatever.
also when you're standing make sure you aren't locking your knees bc that will restrict bloodflow.
thats also something that can contribute to it.
you see that stuff like i think there was something recently where some dude was standing giving a speech at a podium for some rw event or smth and just passed the fuck out. - it's the same thing. don't lock the knees.

*

do a slight squat every 30 mins

Yeah this is good idea. or go take a piss, wash your hands, move to look out the window or whatever. anything like that.
its just about keeping the blood moving.
It's really easy to get locked in and forget about this stuff but now that it made you puke it'll prob be easier to remember lol.

And again, you said you lost a bunch of weight and so your body is still adjusting and in a high amount of stress right now.
but it'll get more normal over time and shit will calm down and be more normal. esp if you figure out a diet that isn't all clams lol.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Has null ever spoken extensively on his thoughts on the war and zelensky? He said on the latest mati that he's not fond of zelenskyy and considers him the real villain of the war and of course feels sorry for all the urkanians caught in the middle of a war that should have never happened because I don't think I've heard him elaborate in any other episodes.

 

[Jotch]

Lol.
Think the previous commenter had it right that you likely had an episode of Syncope.
Blood pressure drops, cold sweats, vomiting.
wouldn't worry too much about it. shit happens.
Ice water helps and just chilling and relaxing.
I don't think it's specifically oyster related, just calorie deficit in general and your body is not used to it. (makes you prone to it because you're already under stress).

I used to have these reactions when getting my blood drawn, it's a central nervous system thing.
Also
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remember to take breaks and move around or sit down or whatever.
and when you're standing make sure you aren't locking your knees bc that will restrict bloodflow.
thats also something that can contribute to it.

do a slight squat every 30 mins

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Has null ever spoken extensively on his thoughts on the war and zelensky? He said on the latest mati that he's not fond of zelenskyy and considers him the real villain of the war and of course feels sorry for all the urkanians caught in the middle of a war that should have never happened because I don't think I've heard him elaborate in any other episodes.

His opinion is intentionally milquetoast, "War is bad, whites shouldn't kill each other". Plain and agreeable, like vanilla ice cream.

 

[Merry]

Lol.
Think the previous commenter had it right that you likely had an episode of Syncope.
Blood pressure drops, cold sweats, vomiting.
wouldn't worry too much about it. shit happens.
Ice water helps and just chilling and relaxing.
I don't think it's specifically oyster related, just calorie deficit in general and your body is not used to it. (makes you prone to it because you're already under stress).

I used to have these reactions when getting my blood drawn, it's a central nervous system thing.
Also
View attachment 7093446
remember to take breaks and move around or sit down or whatever.
also when you're standing make sure you aren't locking your knees bc that will restrict bloodflow.
thats also something that can contribute to it.
you see that stuff like i think there was something recently where some dude was standing giving a speech at a podium for some rw event or smth and just passed the fuck out. - it's the same thing. don't lock the knees.

Sounds like it, I've had episodes of it during strenuous exercise in calorie deficit periods. The nausea and cold sweats are the fucking worst, but it goes away on its own. The best way to deal with it is rest and something that gets the blood sugar up in my experience

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

With Netflix, I didn't give that much of a shit about it. Since I don't want to watch anything they put on there anyway. So avoiding it is no problem.

On top of that, most streaming services are hosting content that’s either available in other formats, like old home video releases, or aired on television, or are otherwise so popular that people preserve them and are generally easily available to acquire either from legacy media or piracy. I can get House MD in a million formats, it’s not being lost any time soon even if the streaming services it’s on go full retard, but most of YouTube only exists on YouTube, and even if you save the highlights, if and when YouTube goes down, 99.999%+ of it is lost forever.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Josh busting out laughing uncontrollably is seriously my favorite surprise of any stream. Cause you can always tell he's never expecting to react like that.

 

[Burekbossman]

Smoked oysters on their own are kinda rich, so if you don't eat them with something else you can feel sick. Try them with steamed broccoli, soy sause, and a squirt of ketchup. Basically beef and broccoli flavor.

 

[Pure Autism]

The tunnel troon segment was such a callback. How long have they been at it? It might be subjective but I feel we first heard of it ages ago.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

What?




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Listening through the rest of the stream. The hubris of the oyster enjoyer, as he joyfully describes, how he feels better than usual. Having eaten his can of oysters before the stream.

Only to be struck down, or hoisted by his own petard, rather. While felting Ethan Oliver Ralph, for having sex with his baby Mama's mama, and potentially having AIDS. Tragic. But such is life.

 

[ChumChumbler]

Re: The Blue cheese rap song. It's not totally meaningless. "Addicted to blue cheese," he's saying he's addicted to $100 bills.
Money = Cheddar (Chedda) = Cheese. New $100 bills are blue, so "blue cheese."