💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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donjulio said:
Probably the 1700 calories of canned oysters. Who would eat that in one sitting? At that point it just required a random farms thread to set it off.
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It's just a small pre-stream snack.
 
I don't think the oysters made Null sick per se. I think it was the fact that he had only had a tin of oysters- maybe 200 calories tops, nearly all of which consists of the oil they're packed in- and then proceeded to stand in place for 2+ hours, caused him to get mildly hypoglycemic and, probably combined with lackluster cardiovascular strength from years of sitting around being mad at the Internet instead of chasing women through the park at night, have a presyncopic episode.

I get that it's Ramadan Lent but he doesn't need to fast that hard. His body instinctively craving crackers when he was on the verge of collapsing was it saying please where are the carbohydrates
 
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Oh damn. I missed the widevine thing with YouTube.

Genuinely pissed me off knowing they are doing that now. With Netflix, I didn't give that much of a shit about it. Since I don't want to watch anything they put on there anyway. So avoiding it is no problem.

Just when I think maybe I already hate Google enough, they remind me, that no, no I need to hate them more.
 
Got the perfect intro music for next week, Bossman.

 
When the dancing hamster was on the screen for like a half hour it made me so happy.

I believe I am medically mentally retarded and I myself am the only one unaware of it, and Mad at the Internet is actually a children show that my tardwrangler puts on to distract me with its colorful dancing rodents and keep me occupied writing letters and putting my allowance towards it to prevent me from throwing furniture. The cracks are beginning to form in my beautiful delusion.
 
Big fan of the world's first Vomit Stream on Mad At The Internet Dot Com, real proud of you Josh, keep it up, don't let anything keep it down.
 
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