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Fields Of Rye said:
Men do peak at 40, because until then they are broke-ass-niggas and after that they are old-ass-niggas. Results may vary of course, sometimes you get old ass, broke ass niggas. But there’s about 10 years where you have money and looks unless you go bald.

I think the kind of person who is obsessed with that is actually trying to mentally justify buying a wife, like, rolling up to Puebla like Ethan Ralph. If they are still decent looking, they can pretend like she isn’t there for the improved lifestyle compared to dying of pneumonia at 30 in a Guatemalan slum.

Oh hold up, I nearly forgot, twinks are the exception. Twinks spoil at like 27. After that all the fat migrated to the gut and they go from toned to ghoulish.
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The only men who still look decent at 40 are the ones who have a wife who takes care of them, forces them to eat well and go to the doctor and buys and washes their clothes, etc. The average scrote who managed to avoid commitment because he partied until 40 is ran through and expired and looks the part (like Dick Masterson).

And sorry not sorry to those this applies to but if you never had a girlfriend your entire life, turning 40 won't fix that either. Sure, when you have money you can buy a young wife from some impoverished country I guess, but she's not gonna like you and she's gonna have a boyfriend her own age. :)
 
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@Null This past week a girl went viral because she bashed another runner over the head with a baton during a track meet. She hit her hard enough to give her a concussion and send her to the hospital.


In a follow up interview, she said she dindu nothin and that it “wasn’t on her character” to hurt others and it was an accident (spoiler: there’s multiple angles of video and it definitely wasn’t an accident)

I REALLY recommend you watch the following interview blind on stream from the following timestamp (2:54):


(On mobile. Will edit this post with archives/formatting when I have access to my PC)
 
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The appeal of an older, not old but older, man is that they should be a little more mature and situated than you and understand where you are in your life because they’ve been there before. Obviously they would probably have some more resources, and that is usually a good thing, but that’s supposed to happen as you go forward in life and if it’s all good it’s all good.
But when your bar for “more life experience” is “more than a fourteen year old” that means you’re a retard weirdo who shouldn’t be with anybody.
 
Both men and women nowadays have completely unrealistic expectations of the opposite sex. Its quite ridiculous.

This all the while many members of each gender make increasingly bizarre life choices that prior generations would have been scandalized to make.
 
The Marineer said:
Sillypoo put out a new Women's day video. at 1:55 there is a Wanted board that has a drawing of JF as a "Murder At Large"https://youtube.com/watch?v=-ztxiWVmJEM
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Lidl Drip said:
The only men who still look decent at 40 are the ones who have a wife who takes care of them, forces them to eat well and go to the doctor and buys and washes their clothes, etc.
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Both my wife and I pressure eachother, not necessarily consciously, to look better and take care of ourselves. It goes both ways. Healthy people find joy in caring for their partner and in a fruitful relationship the benefactor will reciprocate.
 
Fields Of Rye said:
Men do peak at 40, because until then they are broke-ass-niggas and after that they are old-ass-niggas. Results may vary of course, sometimes you get old ass, broke ass niggas. But there’s about 10 years where you have money and looks unless you go bald.
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First of all if you think that the only way to attract a woman is by material wealth best case scenario you will attract a vapid goldigger who will date your wallet.

Second of all and that’s a fundamental difference with this kind of thinking: people age differently. Just to use myself as an example I used to look decent-ish but now I’ve developed visible facial asymmetry so it’s basically over for me in the looks department. But if you follow multiple actors or other public figures that have been around for a while you will notice that too. If you’ve watched top gear/the grand tour over the years you probably know what I’m talking about, all three were born in the span of ten years and while May and Hammond look fine Clarckson looks geriatric these days.

I also have to agree with Lidl drip, which pains my heart. If you’re pushing 40 and was never in a stable relationship you will have problems forming one that won’t be pathological.
 
Merton J. Dingle said:
Pit bull shoots man

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A real Man Bites Dog story
That clip is better than I thought because BlaX and pibulls
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waffle said:
Back 25 years ago in hunters safety class they told us a story a about a guy getting shot by a turkey because he was poaching and threw a crippled bird and an unsafe gun in his trunk to hide them.
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I get reminded of this, and I couldn't be more thrilled with what the race of the person is and the details of his death:


A rooster fitted with a knife for an illegal cockfight in southern India has killed its owner, sparking a manhunt for the organisers of the event, police said.

The bird had a knife attached to its leg ready to take on an opponent when it inflicted serious injuries to the man’s groin as it tried to escape, officers said. The man died from loss of blood before he could reach a hospital in the Karimnagar district of Telangana state earlier this week, local police officer B Jeevan told AFP.

The man was among 16 people organising the cockfight in the village of Lothunur when the freak accident took place, Jeevan said. The rooster was briefly held at the local police station before it was sent to a poultry farm.
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Every image that these paragraphs invoke brings a smile to my face, right down to the rooster being held at a Pajeet police station.
 
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