💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Trudeau is stepping down as PM of Canada
Some equally shitty fag named Mark Carney is suspected to take his place
Here's what showed up when I googled his name
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fuckin NERD
 
Lidl Drip said:
lol @ the moids in the replies posting their revenge fantasies about this actress in a TV show, the average IQ on Twitter has to be something like 65 at best.

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Reminds me of this guy I worked with. He was super out going, the funny man. One day I walk into the break room and he's loudly talking about "Yeah man all these women will hit the wall and then they'll want a good guy like us but it'll be too late for them." and some other incel type stuff.

I'm not sure what this fantasy of "I'll show her. I'll be happy with a family and kids and she'll be rotting away" is. No bro you won't be doing that. Your soul is poisoned, you hate women, until you sort that out you will forever be alone. Even if you find your magic pixie dream girl right now, you'll hate her because you hate women, you're a hobby obsessed man child who will call her controlling because she dislikes that you play video games all day, or whatever else it is instead of spending time with her. And that she tells you to vacuum and clean the bathrooms and put your laundry away. And then be mad she won't have sex with you.
 
Null said:
It's like that Terry Davis quote:
“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”

How does Beardson live in a world where he is so short and retarded and a failure at everything? Well, he doesn't really have a choice.
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This is exactly 100% correct. Maybe it's just because people who live their lives on twitter all day have such a myopic 10,000-foot view of happenings. They don't participate, they don't have fun, and they have little to no understanding of board culture.

Yeah sure, they are doing the best they can. Making such a stark comparison to (and I agree, something that may have started on Reddit) between wifejack, with which everyone did their best but the humor fell a little flat; to vance posting is such a smooth brain take as soon as I read it I immediately thought 'this person has ZERO understanding of what they are attempting to comment on'.

Then Null pulls out the Terry quote which sews it all up in a nice little package.
 
Haramburger said:
It's a brave woman that gets tatted up this hard and so burn the bridge of ever working a normal job ever again in their life. If she sinks the youtube & OnlyFans boat, her only recourse will be truck stops.
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I used to think that, and even knew tatted-up guys who never would get dishwasher tattoos [never go below the sleeve hem of a t-shirt, nor above the neckline]. Then around 2018 or so, I saw multiple human doodlepad-hipsters working at my local Target, so 😐.
 
I'm a Silly said:
I used to think that, and even knew tatted-up guys who never would get dishwasher tattoos [never go below the sleeve hem of a t-shirt, nor above the neckline]. Then around 2018 or so, I saw multiple human doodlepad-hipsters working at my local Target, so 😐.
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Yeah that's kinda the unfortunate reality of things. So many people got so much ink from like 2008 onwards that I'm pretty sure its more rare to find people without tats than with these days.
 
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Upper case I Internet.
There are still good men and women in Valve.
 

probably cringe and gay clickbait, but it's late, and I'm too tired to watch through. I just happened to be looking through my feed for something to put on in the background to fall asleep to, and I see this.

If it's not (completely) fake, and gay. Then bullying W.



Came back and watched it finally. Summary.

Tommy is getting trolled a bit by kuihman, is planning to get another job. But is still going to keep streaming, and basically said all this for no reason.

He is mooching off of his wife for money, because his streams get shit views lately. He's burnt out fat, and too lazy to find things he is interested in talking about.

Basically a big nothing burger.
 
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GungusDingaling said:
It used to be “ka-ka-carrot-cake… faggot” right? I’m guessing Oney edited the video at some point to keep it kosher.
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Unfortunately JEWSH stopped it at the "defeating a sandwich... only makes it tastier" line. As everyone should know, "kaka... kaka... faggot" is right after that, the final line of the video. I just checked, and it's still up on jewtube. Oney remains based and unpozzed.

Egoraptor (arin of game grumps, aka gay dumps since based niggerhater jontron left) is the one who went back and censored his famous cartoons. The raven tattoo in Metal Gear Awesome 2 originally said "DAMN RIGHT NIGGA, MM MMM!" but Arin became cringe and just censored it out, didn't even try putting another joke in its place.
 
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