💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Null]

Quoting for important science. Did I inspire you by mentioning how the Chinese overcook all their parasite-infected meat?

no i was watching the best food review show guy eat indian street food and i was questioning how he's not fucking dead

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Like if you take the gut flora from the smartest people around the world and mix them together and do a fecal transplant (that's what it's called) do you get superpowers? and you know the flora passes matrilineally, so if flora does impact your behavior, it would explain why jewishness is also matrilineal.

Southpark did an episode on this.
Oh and, if you didnt know, fecal transplants have been used to treat autistic kids with some results.
Like im talking "have to wear a padded helmet" tier autists who are non functional.
Fecal transplant isnt gonna fix chris chan, but supposedly it calmed down some autists who kept hitting themselves in the head 24/7

 

[mindlessobserver]

The influence of gut biome is actually on the cutting edge of "the science" that is actually useful and interesting. They've discovered that you literally ARE what you eat, and your diet influences what bacteria colonize your gut. Once established those bacteria will send out signals to convince you to eat more of the stuff they like. So if you have bacteria that like Carbs and Sugar, you will want to eat MORE Carbs and Sugar.

Kurzgesagt actually has an interesting normie video on the subject.

 

[Null]

i am SO FUCKIGN SMARTT

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Yeah the soyience these days does strongly infer that our guts are essentially a secondary brain and nervous system. So basically we are an ape brain installed above a concurrently running lizard brain in our belly. And awareness of that is definitely helpful.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

The influence of gut biome is actually on the cutting edge of "the science" that is actually useful and interesting. They've discovered that you literally ARE what you eat, and your diet influences what bacteria colonize your gut. Once established those bacteria will send out signals to convince you to eat more of the stuff they like. So if you have bacteria that like Carbs and Sugar, you will want to eat MORE Carbs and Sugar.

Kurzgesagt actually has an interesting normie video on the subject.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VzPD009qTN4

So what I'm understanding is that to gain someone's power, I don't eat their heart, I eat their stomach.

 

[Ace888Ace]

i am SO FUCKIGN SMARTT

You know, I rather think this happens, coincidentally, to sum you up in a really concise way. With just a small amount of racism, we could create your Platonic ideal with just a single sentence.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

The influence of gut biome is actually on the cutting edge of "the science" that is actually useful and interesting. They've discovered that you literally ARE what you eat, and your diet influences what bacteria colonize your gut. Once established those bacteria will send out signals to convince you to eat more of the stuff they like. So if you have bacteria that like Carbs and Sugar, you will want to eat MORE Carbs and Sugar.

Kurzgesagt actually has an interesting normie video on the subject.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VzPD009qTN4

Micro Jews in my colon, telling me to eat more burgers.
I obey, simply because that is all I can do.

 

[geckogoy]

and you know the flora passes matrilineally, so if flora does impact your behavior, it would explain why jewishness is also matrilineal.

We should invent a jewish gut microbiome poison and infect the water supply with it to end jewishness once and for all

 

[CryptoHermit]

i am SO FUCKIGN SMARTT

This is how Germanics are so feared. Sauerkraut, cheese and beer used to be all they'd eat to the devastation of everyone around them. Fermented cabbage trigger bloodlust in people if eaten enough.

 

[Jotch]

T. fecal funny fecal future

Fermented cabbage trigger bloodlust in people if eaten enough.

Saurkraut is the white man's food,
Horseradish is the black man's food.


I laughed at the tranny segment. M2C (Male to Clown) is sticking with me for a while.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Like if you take the gut flora from the smartest people around the world and mix them together and do a fecal transplant (that's what it's called) do you get superpowers?

This was an episode of South Park a few years ago, they try to steal Tom Brady’s poo to get his microbiome. It’s a very gross episode.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

it would explain why jewishness is also matrilineal

Jewishness becoming matrilineal was influenced by their women getting raped or choosing to intermarry during the diaspora following the fall of the second temple. There's no mention of matrilineal inheritance biblically.

 

[geckogoy]

Jewishness becoming matrilineal was influenced by their women getting raped or choosing to intermarry during the diaspora following the fall of the second temple. There's no mention of matrilineal inheritance biblically.

Well yea I mean modern 'jews' are like at best less than 50% related to the real jews anyways

 

[JustSomeDong]

you know in your bowels there's a lot of microbiotic 'gut flora' that assist with digestion, and it makes me wonder if there's more to this gut flora than we suspect. i bet you indians and mexicans have way better gut flora for eating spicy contaminated gross foods, but what if they're even more important? kind of like the worms that live in Fry in Futurama and make him sexy and smart. Like if you take the gut flora from the smartest people around the world and mix them together and do a fecal transplant (that's what it's called) do you get superpowers? and you know the flora passes matrilineally, so if flora does impact your behavior, it would explain why jewishness is also matrilineal.

You'll feel freakin' amazing!

 

[mindlessobserver]

Jewishness becoming matrilineal was influenced by their women getting raped or choosing to intermarry during the diaspora following the fall of the second temple. There's no mention of matrilineal inheritance biblically.

I always assumed it was a holdover from Egyptian times. The Pharaonic inheritance was matrilineal too, because it was the only way to be 100% certain the divine bloodline remained pure and unbroken. So the oldest son of the Pharaohs oldest daughter was the heir presumptive. It led to alot of Pharaohs marrying their sisters.

 

[NoReturn]

you know in your bowels there's a lot of microbiotic 'gut flora' that assist with digestion, and it makes me wonder if there's more to this gut flora than we suspect. i bet you indians and mexicans have way better gut flora for eating spicy contaminated gross foods, but what if they're even more important? kind of like the worms that live in Fry in Futurama and make him sexy and smart. Like if you take the gut flora from the smartest people around the world and mix them together and do a fecal transplant (that's what it's called) do you get superpowers? and you know the flora passes matrilineally, so if flora does impact your behavior, it would explain why jewishness is also matrilineal.

You are correct:

• Gut bacteria linked to personality
  • Gut microbiome composition and diversity are related to human personality traits
• The Gut and the Big Five Personality Traits
• Gut bacterial taxonomic abundances vary with cognition, personality, and mood in the Wisconsin Longitudinal Study
• Emotional well-being and gut microbiome profiles by enterotype
  

Fun fact: It is currently hypothesized that the appendix is a saferoom for your gut bacteria. The idea being that it functions as a space where the native bacteria can hide during gut infections and then later repopulate the intestines when thing clear up.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oT-WWA-uVQEYou'll feel freakin' amazing!

Ike's little "No no no no no Mommy no no no- Oh god DAMMIT." is so cute.

 

[The Noise]

Nice show last night. All of the best MATI episodes have a segment that makes me want to mute the stream and tear my ears off.

Mr. President, please kill all the TikTokers.

 

[Sneeds]

Ice Poseidon crashes out and threatens to kill his girlfriend (Link)

 

[Null]

I've determined that my audience is categorized by intelligence in this order:

1. Live audience
2. Rumble
3. YouTube

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