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I can tell you where to get the best fried chicken but you all aren't gonna like it...

It won't be a chain restraunt of any kind. Sorry. The best fried chicken in your city will be locally owned and operated, probably one to three locations, TOPS.

You're gonna have to scope out where the black people in your city go to get chicken. Sorry.

How will you know you have found the right place? Well there are a couple of things you can look for. Little baby jugs of lemonade, pink lemonade, and sweet tea, foam cups and take out boxes, no indoor seating, but most importantly it will have a bullet proof glass barrier between the customers and the staff. You will know you are in the right place if you can't tell if the bullet proof glass is to protect the staff from the customers or the customers from the staff. If you are a honky don't EVER, under any circumstances, relax. Do not look anyone in the eye. When you approach the register don't look at the employee, pretend to look at the menu. "Hey can I get a order of wings with wedges and a side of mac n cheese." Should be your exact order down to the word. You may be asked if you want a drink. Your choices are lemonade or tea NOT SWEET OR UNSWEET TEA and REGULAR OR PINK LEMONADE. There will only be one size cup so don't bother trying to specify a size, just say TEA or LEMONADE. Pay cash, and have it in hand. If anyone tries to talk to you just say "sorry I just gotta grab my food and dip I got shit to do." When you get your food, leave, and then go home and eat. You will either have a culinary experience transcending time, space and humanity, or you will shit yourself to death.
 
Drama Fan said:
As one of the few NFL & MATI enjoyers, I must say that Stalker Null Child is wrong about a few things, but he's particularly wrong about teams that win just getting more money and paying for better players. (The reason the Chiefs lost was 100% because they traded Sneed though, also the Packers are the best team)
The NFL is one of the better sports leagues when it comes to avoiding this. Every NFL team has a salary cap of 255 million dollars/year that can be used to pay for players on their rosters. Every team uses this amount of money. Other sports don't have this, and it's absolutely a problem that big market teams simply take in more money, and have more money to pay for a loaded roster, and then simply win more. Baseball is especially bad at this, and it's why teams like the Yankees and Dodgers constantly are competitive.
In the case of the NFL- a team's success is mostly chalked up to players, who in turn will demand higher contracts as market compensation for playing their position at a high level. Any team that's successful for too long will soon find that they cannot afford to keep all their players at increased rates due to the salary cap. This is one of the big drivers of trades, and it's a natural balancing mechanism to equalize the talent pool between the teams. The other big balancing mechanism is the draft the worst performing teams get preferential draft picks- drafted players are on rookie contracts (relatively cheap for several years) making the highest draft picks (usually the best players in college football) extremely valuable as you can get extremely talented position players without a huge hit to the salary cap, especially high drafts spots can also be used to trade for current, proven players or a handful of lower-level draft picks depending on your team's needs. The average NFL player's job is extremely physically demanding, so the productive lifespan of most position players is in the single digits, further encouraging teams to draft and develop young new talent who have more years to play left. There's a whole lot more interesting stuff with how you can structure individual contracts to try to essentially put off playing for players down the road (something teams often do if they're competitive now, but need to fill critical gaps in the roster) which can also bite your organization in the ass as you may end up paying for players even after they've gone to another team. There's a whole autistic/interesting meta game that's played every year with roster building that's really interesting. It's far more complex than just "the richest teams can afford to pay more money and keep winning".
The system is set up in a way that makes multiple super bowl dynasties extremely difficult to pull off and thus what the Chiefs have been doing or the Tom Brady Patriots doing so impressive/frustrating for everyone else. It also makes the teams that seem to perennially be losing organizations more remarkable- they often get called poverty franchises, but this is a misnomer, it's more pathetic because they get as much money to play with as everyone else, they just consistently suck at team building often due to terrible ownership that demands immediate turn-arounds and wins at the expense of longer-term, well-rounded roster building.
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As a professional internet racist, I'm most interested in this economy of buying up young new bucks that have a lot of physical working years left vs. old broken ones that don't have a lot of fire left in 'em. Buy low, trade 'em away, sell high. Very interesting.
 
The President of Nintendo said:
I can tell you where to get the best fried chicken but you all aren't gonna like it...
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That reminds me of this BBQ place. In, of all places, Berkeley, CA.
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The other two are in Oakland.
 
Thanks for explaining the DOTA2 video, Null. I watched it when you featured it, and I've played some League before so I kind of understood what was going on, but the explanation + rewatch made it kind of click and I laughed.

Fuckin' Huskar.
 
You shouldn't give a fuck what the chat wants in the moment. You want to show people a dota 2 rage video? You want to show bossman losing it all again? do it. The complainers are a minority and when you yield to them it just emboldens them. It also lets other people know they can complain about segments they don't like effectively. Don't go soft on me now.

I was disappointed to hear you're not pursuing the district judge in the greer case just throwing the rules out. Much like not suing path it's probably the wise move but damn if it isn't infuriating. Is there any way to preserve an objection to that and bring it up after the case is decided?
 
SpellforceFan said:
@Null If youtube freezes at or shortly after 20 seconds on every video while you're using firefox or its derivative, disable Return Youtube Dislikes if you have it enabled.
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At this point I think just in the hour before a stream using YouTubedl and getting a local copy of everything he knows he is going to show would be the easiest/most foolproof way to fix the issue. Then he would just have to worry about buffering any last minute stuff, or chat suggested videos.

It's hard to say the exact cause. I do think having a ton of tabs with open videos might lead to some weird memory or cache thing where it to preserve performance it's not actually keeping the whole video or something. Sort of like tab unloading behavior.

Either way. Just doing YouTubedl, then after the stream deleting the videos to no hold 1000 videos on your system would probably make it easier in the end.
 
The President of Nintendo said:
I can tell you where to get the best fried chicken but you all aren't gonna like it...

It won't be a chain restraunt of any kind. Sorry. The best fried chicken in your city will be locally owned and operated, probably one to three locations, TOPS.

You're gonna have to scope out where the black people in your city go to get chicken. Sorry.

How will you know you have found the right place? Well there are a couple of things you can look for. Little baby jugs of lemonade, pink lemonade, and sweet tea, foam cups and take out boxes, no indoor seating, but most importantly it will have a bullet proof glass barrier between the customers and the staff. You will know you are in the right place if you can't tell if the bullet proof glass is to protect the staff from the customers or the customers from the staff. If you are a honky don't EVER, under any circumstances, relax. Do not look anyone in the eye. When you approach the register don't look at the employee, pretend to look at the menu. "Hey can I get a order of wings with wedges and a side of mac n cheese." Should be your exact order down to the word. You may be asked if you want a drink. Your choices are lemonade or tea NOT SWEET OR UNSWEET TEA and REGULAR OR PINK LEMONADE. There will only be one size cup so don't bother trying to specify a size, just say TEA or LEMONADE. Pay cash, and have it in hand. If anyone tries to talk to you just say "sorry I just gotta grab my food and dip I got shit to do." When you get your food, leave, and then go home and eat. You will either have a culinary experience transcending time, space and humanity, or you will shit yourself to death.
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Nuh-uh. My grandma makes the best fried chicken.
 
Usernamewastaken said:
I did some more digging on this it’s not the first time she’s been arrested. She was initially arrested in April of 2023, released on bond “
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beastiality is an exclusively white person crime if you look at the statistics in the United States 95% of the people screwing dogs or white men and white ladies.
back when I lived in PA where there was a lot of horses there was this guy in the news who got caught having sex with a horse and then 2 years later after he got he then went back and had sex with the same horse and then when he got busted the judge asked him why he did it again and he said you're on her she's just so damn pretty.

that's only crime white people beat black people at is zoophilia and white collar crime
 
Cardsisters we did it...

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I liked the King Raven content, what a fucking throwback to comfy times. Don't listen to chyat fags, shit was peak.
 
davids877 said:
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/68847149/greer-v-moon/?page=2
Docket entry 231
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The only time it would make sense to try to appeal this currently unappealable order would be after the case or in response to an appeal by Russ, either now or at the end of the case (and he has no right to appeal now nor would it stay the case). If at the end of the case, he does file a frivolous appeal, it would be then time to file a cross-appeal on the issue of this utterly arbitrary decision by Judge Barlow, which flat out ignores the explicit language of the rule, the actual facts of the case, and is bereft of any accurate reference to the record.

Getting into some kind of retarded slapfight with the judge who just said that without witnesses or evidence, Russ is likely to go down on SJ, would be quixotic. Motions to reconsider are rarely granted, and this won't be one of them. IMO the judge knew exactly what he was doing and did it anyway, knowing no reasonable person would try litigating it further.

That is to say, Barlow knows who the reasonable side of this is, he's just still pursuing the tardguard position for whatever reason. I'm not going to ascribe malice but I'm going to ascribe piss-poor policy that is all across the federal system, not just this case.
 
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