💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

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@Null you better be ok and not let this smug faggot think this he had anything to do with your misfortune.

Chaos magic is truly unstoppable when used by the master warlock Captain Crac Sparrow.

 

[I'm a Silly]

David Hogg was mentioned. Nostalgia ensued.

 

[Ollie Beach]

So it's cannon Jersh took out Marty right?

He allegedly passed because of Feta'Null.
God's damn fancy cheese

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

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@Null you better be ok and not let this smug faggot think this he had anything to do with your misfortune.

Did he also curse the one MATI archiver who is apparently also fucked up? What's with the curse of MATI archivers

 

[Castoreum]

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@Null you better be ok and not let this smug faggot think this he had anything to do with your misfortune.

Guys, it's ok. I'm a wizard (see my pfp). And I'm more powerful than any Chaote relying on gay Ars Goetia demon magick. I can fix everything. Be patient and don't worry. Just give me your stickers to power this ebin spell XD

Spoiler: Click for magic

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

EASY FODDER FOR THE STREAM

A Black woman from the US currently stuck in Pakistan after a failed relationship after she purportedly converted to Islam for her ex has taken to demanding $5000 a week, housing and support from the Pakistani government and to meet her demands of making her a citizen after her ex's family refused to support their relationship and barred her from their residence. Apparently Pakistan is taking "A BLACK WOMAN IS SPEAKING, LISTEN AND LEARN" to heart as she's been something of a local celebrity because of this. https://nitter.poast.org/rawsalerts/status/1886142281779974645#m / https://archive.ph/F7c39

The "woman" is 33 years old named Onijah Andrew Robinson and has mental illness. The "boyfriend" was 19 years old. I wonder what went wrong?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The "woman" is 33 years old named Onijah Andrew Robinson and has mental illness. The "boyfriend" was 19 years old. I wonder what went wrong?

More like what went right - props to the Pakifam for realizing what the hell was happening and not trying to get a US Visa ticket out of the whole thing.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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@Null you better be ok and not let this smug faggot think this he had anything to do with your misfortune.

We can get KingCobra to cast a circle of protection on Jersh to cancel out the gay faggot

 

[Haramburger]

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LFJ calling surgeon's wives at 6AM hoping to coerce a HIPAA violation to own the chuds

 

[alan thicke]

We can get KingCobra to cast a circle of protection on Jersh to cancel out the gay faggot

Styx thinks he’s hot shit now, but just wait until all the street lights around his parents trailer start turning off

 

[waffle]

At this point is Styx just seeing how far he can push it before we realize he's Jan Rankowski in a wig?

 

[Null]

My exposure to radioactive waste has given me the super power to knock out absolute fucking bangers on Xitter against everyone I don't like

 

[Pelican Bones]

Gutted to hear of the recent passing of Null1488, but on a more positive note, absolutely heartened to hear of his recent return. We're gonna make it.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

>David Hogg elected vice chair of the DNC
>mfw its true

What does David Hogg bring to the democrat party?
Not even joking, what about David fuckin Hogg is going to make an undecided or new voter pick the democrats?

Bro didn't even fall from a coconut tree.

 

[Post Reply]

My exposure to radioactive waste has given me the super power to knock out absolute fucking bangers on Xitter against everyone I don't like

A little-known side effect of the curryvirus is that it hones your shitposting abilities while on the loo. Luckily the Indians have not discovered this yet.

 

[Lidl Drip]

999 repeat jokes about cheese and stinkditch surgery but none of you managed to figure out what's actually wrong with dear sneeder.

Spoiler: It's terminal

 

[Dude Snakes]

His kid just had a bad case of colic ok

Josh does not have kids.

 

[Bob Abooey]

Josh does not have kids.

I like to imagine if he did he would spend less time online and go play with his kids.

 

[Dude Snakes]

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@Null you better be ok and not let this smug faggot think this he had anything to do with your misfortune.

Holy shit Tarl cursing Josh would be insane.

 

[beautiful person]

Josh does not have kids.

That's what he wants us to think