💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[beautiful person]

Clearly what happened is that Null got so stressed out and tense from preparing for the stream that the penile lining of his secret neovagina ruptured.

Jk, well wishes Null

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

As it turns out aspartame is also bad for your teeth.
Fucker.
Get into a speaking condition soon.

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

the troons found out where he buys his cheese and poisoned it.
hope it's nothing serious

 

[Spergichu]

Is he gonna go for the Ralph "Ryan Gosling is literally me" or the Laura Kate Dale "I have a vagina!" hospital selfie when he comes to?

 

[Wodanaz]

he smuggled in one last bottle of sink vodka and drank too much at once
but, what was he celebrating?

 

[Maude Snew]

I have terrible news for everybody. I encountered this horrid scene in a dumpster behind a Denny's.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

So, now that Josh is dead who takes over KirriFalms?

I suggest @Dyn

 

[Evan Kor]

I think he has a girlfriend and that's why he came back to the states. I think there might be issues with the pregnancy. That's just my guess.

 

[The Backwards Man]

So, now that Josh is dead who takes over KirriFalms?

Wolfetone

 

[Quintus]

His Barrett .50 exploded while he was aiming at incoming tranny assassins.

 

[Maude Snew]

So, now that Josh is dead who takes over KirriFalms?

I suggest @Dyn

I don't know what you're talking about, this site is owned and ooperated by one Matt "Boulder King" Jarbo.

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

Well now I feel like an asshole for complaining. Get well soon

 

[Sprocket]

So, now that Josh is dead who takes over KirriFalms?

I suggest @Dyn

The only man for the job is @Fapcop

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The only man for the job is @Fapcop

We won't be Kaylafarms!!!! She has a vagene and they're yucky

 

[Sprocket]

We won't be Kaylafarms!!!! She has a vagene and they're yucky

Excuse me while I set myself on fire and jump off a bridge.

 

[Usernamewastaken]

Be josh
Josh comes to America
Josh gets norovirus from rubntug
Goes to hospital because rich and privileged
Gets 10k bill and only 20 dollar co pay
Josh begs to the likes of Mr Medicare
Josh takes all super chats and buys more rubntugs
Don’t be like Josh
Stream on time

 

[JustSomeDong]

I think we've figured out what the medical emergency was about...
butter skin the skin with the butter in it

 

[Fabio Socialist]

Jershs death by iatrogenism might cause a million Luigis to rise up. Take good care of him, Western doctors.

 

[Desktop User2]

Assuming it's his emergency, I'm guessing appendicitis, cancer, or something cardiac related. Get well soon regardless.
Edit: Lodged "foreign object" is never out of the question.

It was fusilli Jerry, 1 in a 100 chance.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Grab some popcorn and a coke for this one.

Polish border guards are shooting zombie hordes of Muslim rape apes at the literal gates of their country. One of them started filming, dared a border patrol guard into shooting him, the border guard took the dare and shot him, the Muslim falls over and briefly begs for mercy before back-pedaling and proclaiming "I'm telling on you to humanity!" This Muslim, who came to Poland to subsist on social services with a big helping of child rape on the side, is now whimpering on the ground bleeding out like a dog.

Based.